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  1. https://forums.boxofficetheory.com/topic/24842-cayom-30-studio-plans/?do=findComment&comment=3975822
  2. Where’s the Last Airbender? It’s a great movie and better than the show
  3. Avatar 2 underperforming because Sky People cannot learn. They do not see.
  4. "Zaslav doesn't care about your weirdo identity politics" evidently he doesn't care about making money either cause he's about to bankrupt this bitch
  5. This most likely happened only once (if at all), and it was like 5 kids that pushed each other around a little. And it probably happened on your day off too.
  6. guys who shove fistfuls of popcorn into their mouths, letting half the kernels miss and drop onto the floor between the seats: yeah personally I think the Minions teens are very disruptive
  7. Look at what these unruly good-for-nothing teenagers are doing at the Minions screenings. I would've kicked them out myself, personally!
  8. Baz Luhrmann-style montage of distraught parents exclaiming “these rambunctious Minions are turning our children into monsters”
  9. Look guys if you were hooting and hollering during Avengers Endgame that was super disrputive for the rest of the audience, many people have been waiting 11 years for the conclusion of the Infinity Saga and they're missing out on crucial information because of the loud noise
  10. The image of horrified parents seeing teenagers dressed in suits moshing in the theater for Minions: Rise of Gru is funny to me sorry. Like a classic Tom Green or Eric Andre bit
  11. You are the one making the argument. And how am I supposed to yell at a studio. Am I supposed to take a megaphone to Universal City and shout at an office building.
  12. Let's revisit this when Minions 2 opens in two weeks. Straight to streaming isn't going to be a viable strategy long-term, it's just leaving money on the table that even a brief theatrical window provides.
  13. This is the thread to submit films for Year 9 of CAYOM 3.0! The release calendar is below. It's pre-filled with the IMAX films from the Advance Schedule Thread, but you will still need to make posts for those movies with details about them. You can also submit your fillers here. Note that you are not allowed to post movies in this thread until they are completed - with full cast and release info and however complete a plot summary you plan on giving them. Keep in mind that directors are limited to one major film or two small films a year and that actors should be limited to a realistic number of projects as well. To submit a film, make a post in this thread including the relevant information. Required info includes: Title: Director: Genre: Release Date: Major Cast: Theater Count: MPA Rating: Runtime: Production Budget: Plot Summary: (Can be as short or detailed as you wish) If you do not have all of this information finalized, you should not post the film in this thread until you do. You can also optionally include other relevant information like producers, composers, the name of the releasing studio (if you are using your own fictional studios), special formats for release (like IMAX or 3D), even custom taglines or posters if you wish. None of this is required to post your film and it can be added after you first post if you so choose. Limited releases are allowed, and they can expand into additional theaters on a week-by-week basis. You will need to specify when the film expands and how many theaters it goes into each week, up until the final expansion that is the widest it will go. I've included some typical midweek release dates around holidays and such. If you want to release a movie on a weekday in some other week, go right ahead and just specify it in the post for that movie. I'll add that day to the release calendar. This post will be updated regularly with new additions. If available, you can click on the title of a film in the release calendar to go straight to its post. The deadline for submissions is 11:59 PM EST on July 11th, 2022. Titles listed in green are finished.
  14. Since it looks like March 1st works for everyone, I'll set up the Part 1 thread at 12:00 EST on that date.
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