Sources close to my butt say that if a poo isn’t pooed in the next hour, there will be no more poo for the rest of the year. (This guy sucks and is a shitty shill of a journalist who doesn’t know how to report things or verify stories). https://t.co/EoJ3hshTrc

— Gina Ippolito (@GinaIppy) September 21, 2023