Me: [matches Tinder guy named Jake] So what part of LA are you in?

Him: Chinatown

Me: Hah! Good one.

Him: What?

Me: "Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."

Him: I don't get it

Me: Chinatown. The movie?

Him: 🤷‍♂️

Me: [sighing to self] This is why I'm going to die alone

— @alishagrauso.bsky.social (@AlishaGrauso) January 31, 2019