Me: [matches Tinder guy named Jake] So what part of LA are you in?
— @alishagrauso.bsky.social (@AlishaGrauso) January 31, 2019
Him: Chinatown
Me: Hah! Good one.
Him: What?
Me: "Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."
Him: I don't get it
Me: Chinatown. The movie?
Him: 🤷♂️
Me: [sighing to self] This is why I'm going to die alone