[over-50 comedy show]
ME: so whats tha deal w these kids & da pronouns
CROWD: *hooting and hollering*
ME: sorry we don’t have avocado toast, hope it doesn’t trigger u
CROWD: *weeping, crying w laughter*
ME: Hooters is a bad restaurant
CROWD: *starts to turn on me, walkouts begin*

— america's lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) May 7, 2019