My Lyft driver (was telling me a story about being a bouncer during Sundance. “It sucks telling A-listers they can’t come in.” I asked for an example. “Tobey Maguire wasn’t on a list. He says, ‘Do you know who I am?’ I said, ‘Yeah. Spider-Man. Have a good night.’”

— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) January 26, 2020