That One Girl

Rogue One: A SABOTAGEEEEEEEE Story Probably one of the best recut trailers I've seen.

LISTEN ALL OF Y'ALL IT'S A SABOTAGE

Let's take a look at the movies I was stanning for starting from May, shall we? Neighbors 2 - disappointment Apocalypse - disappointment Popstar - flop The BFG - flop Ghostbusters - flop Beyond - disappointment/flop Sausage Party - actually doing fine For every movie I've stanned for since then, it's been a 6:1 failure to success ratio Do I have a curse? Find out next time when The Girl on the Train, Morgan, Snowden, and other shit is released

We're on the depression phase in the 5 stages of grief it appears Acceptance will come hopefully soon

Bourne is at 149M

*flaccid

Oh shit I forgot about that Still, even with the expansion, with poor reviews, I doubt it'll have a good run. Maybe a 5-6M finish instead? I don't know...it's kind of weird to track the run of a movie like this that opens in a wide release then the distributor expands it into an even wider release just a week after. It's different if a movie that started out in like 4 locations moves to 800 locations before expanding into 2000, but starting wide from the get go and just adding even more theaters instead of releasing it wide immediately? Seems weird. Then again, this is Weinstein.

Don't Breathe should finish with 70M+, fantastic start. 75M is a possibility, and 80M has a small chance at happening. Mechanic is going to have Statham legs. Probably gonna have a 20M finish or so. Hands of Stone is going to have weak legs with so many adult-oriented films coming out. Probably a 3-4M finish. Southside with You should have good legs. Might be drowned out by other adult-oriented flicks, but I can see it having a solid run.

HOLY SHIT!! @ Don't Breathe. 25M is locked. Jesus Christ I think we all underestimated this one before a couple weeks ago. I thought it'd have like a 10/30 run. Fine for a horror flick but nothing spectacular. It looks like it'll cross 30M within the week. Wow.

@Rth come on, let's get that increase for Don't Breathe

It should cost 500M so Paramount can at least say it was the most expensive film of all time. Then at least they'd walk out of it with a record broken!

Popstar still is hilarious after a rewatch.

You know who?

THIS IS WHERE THE FRONTIER PUSHES BACK

Alright guys, we can't let Bourne get a sequel. BEYOND WILL GET ONE. Lin is god. We can't have false gods like Bluegrass taking away Lin's POWAH. IT'S TIME TO SABOTAGEEEEEEEEEEEE THE CHANCES FOR A BOURNE SEQUEL. WE NEED HEAVY ARTILLERLY AND KIM JONG UN LEAKING UNIVERSAL'S EMAILS. LET'S DO THIS SHIT.

Beyond's is now below 1M on Friday

FTF

That's honestly the most depressing part about Mother's Day. The director of Pretty Woman went out with not a bang, but a whimper.

*checks mine* "Civil War - 570M" "The BFG - 235M" "X-Men Apocalypse - 225M" "Independence Day Resurgence - 215M" "Jason Bourne - 210M" "TMNT 2 - 184M" "Central Intelligence - 170M" "Alice 2 - 165M" "Neighbors 2 - 153M" "Angry Birds - 152M" Fuck me.

These are pretty funny puns. One made me laugh so hard that...