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  1. @Agafin @Asyulus @Cap @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @DetectiveAl @elcaballero @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @Goldenhour36 @Jack Sparrow @JJ-8 @Morieris @Rorschach Honey Queen: You know what's sweeter than honey? Reminders! Please send your weekend challenge predictions and decision (between Honey Queen's Quandary and Rosalina's Risky Mission) by tonight, 11:59 PM PST or until the Thursday preview numbers are announced. 🐝🍯
  2. @Agafin @DetectiveAl @Ethan Hunt @Jack Sparrow @JJ-8 @Wrath TRIBAL COUNCIL #4 The Goombas enter the area. SLAM!: Good evening and welcome to Tribal Council, where someone will become the fourth person voted out of Survivor: Mushroom Kingdom. DetectiveAI: This is some impressive set design if I say so myself! Lots of barrels around. With the 'M' for Mario. Neat! Jack Sparrow: I don't think I can vote someone out! JJ-8: Don't worry, best friend! It's easy! Wrath: (with two black eyes and patches) Apparently not as easy as hitting the mitt. SLAM!: It's time to vote! Agafin, you're up first. Agafin votes first—says nothing, simply votes. Ethan Hunt votes next. He writes a name down and walks toward the seats as Wrath walks past him. Ethan Hunt makes a hand symbol where Wrath can see. Wrath sees it and gives a subtle nod. No one else notices the interaction. JJ-8 votes while swaying to music in his head, then DetectiveAI scratches his chin and writes down a name. Then it's Jack Sparrow's turn. He grits his teeth, then writes down a name and shows his vote to the camera. Jack Sparrow (to audience): I'm voting for myself! I don't have the heart to vote someone out! They're all my friends! ☹️ Jack Sparrow returns to his seat. SLAM!: If anyone has an advantage and would like to play it, now would be the time to do so. Ethan Hunt: (reads players' expressions) JJ-8: (plays the 'air piano') Agafin: ... SLAM!: Let's see who won the Tuesday immunity challenge: SLAM!: I'll read the votes. First vote: SLAM!: Second vote: SLAM!: Third vote: SLAM!: Fourth vote: SLAM!: Fifth vote: SLAM!: It's time to reveal the final vote. Jack Sparrow and JJ-8 hold hands. DetectiveAI scratches his chin. Ethan Hunt and Wrath exchange looks. Agafin stares stoically as SLAM! opens the parchment. SLAM!: Here is the votes' aftermath:
  3. @Agafin @DetectiveAl @Ethan Hunt @Jack Sparrow @JJ-8 @Wrath Hello; Tuesday estimates haven’t been announced yet, so there’s still some time to predict if you haven’t already! The votes are due at 9 PM EST instead of 7 due to a work shift. Good luck!
  4. @Agafin @Asyulus @Cap @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @DetectiveAl @elcaballero @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @Goldenhour36 @Jack Sparrow @JJ-8 @Morieris @Rorschach @Wrath Producer: Good morning, survivors. The BOT network and I have talked to SLAM!, and we have come to a mutual agreement that some of the punishments for losing the fancy “choose your competition” challenge are a little too harsh. So we have decided to make some minor amendments. You will still lose half your coins and lose access to both karts, but for elcaballero, he will only be afraid of the wild wiggled kart (and not any other wiggler), and for the last place finisher of Rosalina’s Risky Mission, they will no longer find themselves in that mysterious “strategic disadvantage.” We hope this helps you make your decision this week! Furthermore, @Agafin @DetectiveAl @Ethan Hunt @Jack Sparrow @JJ-8 @Wrath Goombas. Soon, you will attend the first tribal council where all players have participated in the weekend challenge. As such, production has elected to use this moment to clarify/reiterate tribal council rules. - Any item that potentially increases your Tuesday prediction percentage (i.e. red mushrooms and warp pipes) must be used by the Tuesday immunity deadline. - All other items are fair game to be used by the Wednesday voting deadline. - Individual immunity winners still have to vote for someone, or their next weekend challenge with have a -10% decrease. Production thanks you in advance for an exciting full-participation tribal council and wishes you good luck in your efforts to outwit, outplay, and outlast. Signed, Mr. Aviator Sunglasses Producer Man
  5. @Agafin @Asyulus @Cap @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @DetectiveAl @elcaballero @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @Goldenhour36 @Jack Sparrow @JJ-8 @Morieris @Rorschach @Wrath Honey Queen: This honey's not gonna collect itself! Rosalina: About that... Honey Queen: Don't tell me you're hiring too, my sister in space. Rosalina: I need some workers to help gather star bits to power my observatory. Honey Queen: Come on. With that competitive pay you offer, all the workers will be buzzing to work for you! Rosalina: Not necessarily. The job I'm hiring for is rather... risky. SLAM!: That's right! It's another CHOOSE YOUR COMPETITION It's exactly the same as last time. Two choices: HONEY QUEEN'S QUANDARY Pick this for normal Survivor: Mushroom Kingdom. Or: ROSALINA'S RISKY MISSION Play this competition to potentially double the amount of coins you earn. But the last place player loses half their coins and is prohibited from accessing the competition's kart. Also, the last place player may find themself at a "strategic disadvantage" later in the game. (Story-wise, the first place player of this competition will betray the last place player by pushing them into a black hole...) Again, each competition comes with its own unlockable kart. If you pick one competition, you have access to that competition's kart, but not the other competition's kart. Choose wisely, because which kart you have access to could have an effect on the game later on! You will send me which competition you're playing for whenever you turn in the next weekend challenge predictions. If you do not choose a competition, your character will automatically play Honey Queen's Quandary. Let me know if you have questions, and good luck! Now here's the IMPORTANT INFORMATION DOSSIER (Wario's Warehouse | Tribal Council | Weekend Challenge)
  6. @Agafin @Asyulus @Cap @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @DetectiveAl @elcaballero @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @Goldenhour36 @Jack Sparrow @JJ-8 @Morieris @Rorschach @Wrath Princess Daisy: Welcome to my karate dojo! If you're going to find Peach, then you'll have to learn some fighting techniques! Those Dark Versions will be good punching bags to practice your martial arts once you've finished training! Where are the tribe leaders? Please step forward. Morieris, Ethan Hunt, and elcaballero step forward. Princess Daisy: Please choose a martial arts accessory that your squad will be fighting with! Morieris: Ooh! I call the nunchucks! Ethan Hunt: Uhh... Boxing glove. elcaballero: I think the staff seems pretty cool. Princess Daisy: Nice! Now start your training! The Koopa Squad starts training. DAJK: If only this were as easy as playing the Wii. Rorschach: Yeah, it's not that kind of nunchuck, is it? Morieris: Less yammering, more hammering, boys! Nail down these techniques! Goldenhour36: Hey Alfred—can you tell us more about the Dark versions? The Dark Alfred: Yeah, man. They're like our total opposites. Goldenhour36: In a Jordan Peele's Us way or a Lizzie McGuire Movie way? The Dark Alfred: Nice reference, dude! But yeah, they're like us, except dangerous. I think Shadow Mario controls them. Goldenhour36: Why doesn't he control you? Aren't you a "dark" Alfred? The Dark Alfred: I'm a stoner, dude! You think I'm the conquering type? Nah, I'm the cool type, man! Goldenhour36: (ponders) Confessional - Goldenhour36: Oof... Based on what The Dark Alfred said... And based on what JJ-8 told me during Wiggler Wallop... I think I'll eat a Red Mushroom today. This battle looks difficult, so I need to prepare myself... Meanwhile, the Goomba Squad starts training. Wrath: Aim for the punching pads. (Jack Sparrow punches Wrath in the face.) Wrath: I said the punching pads. (Jack Sparrow punches Wrath's face again.) Wrath: Okay, that's enough practice. Ethan Hunt: Is something on your mind, Agafin? Agafin: I don't know if these boxing gloves suit my fighting style. Ethan Hunt: How else would you fight these dark versions? Agafin: (sigh) I don't know... Confessional - Ethan Hunt: Agafin could probably use his science knowledge to fight the dark versions, so if he has to use boxing gloves instead, that makes him appear weaker! I like the guy, but this is Survivor after all! Ha ha ha... JJ-8: Hey Poirot! DetectiveAI: You have all the detective names... Hey, what— JJ-8 eats a red mushroom. DetectiveAI: Aren't those, like, poison? JJ-8: No, this is the red mushroom! I had one last time and it worked well! DetectiveAI: I'm unconvinced. JJ-8: It'll help us win! C'mon man! Don't say no to the mushroom man! DetectiveAI: If you insist. (eats a red mushroom) Meanwhile, the Pokey Squad starts training. Cap: All right. We're down two members, so it's really important that we do a good job on this one. Asyulus: But... A staff? It's a stick, really. elcaballero: You've seen Morgan in The Walking Dead, right? Staffs are awesome weapons. Fancyarcher: I hope you're right. For all our sakes. Everyone faces their doppelgängers in a boxing ring. It's like one of those WWE all-out brawls where there's lots of wrestlers onstage. Princess Daisy: It's time to duel! What say you! Shadow Mario: Bring it on! Everyone fights their doppelgängers. Dark Jack Sparrow: Disavow friendship! Jack Sparrow: I'll never disavow friendship! Meanwhile, Rorschach and Dark Rorschach exchange blows. Dark Rorschach: Nice nunchucks. Where'd you get 'em? GameStop?! Rorschach: You need to work on (finishing blow) your punchlines! DAJK looks around. DAJK: Huh? Where's my doppelgänger? A mirror wheels itself up to DAJK. DAJK: Oh no! Am I regular? Or am I dark? 😖 Dark Fancyarcher walks up to Fancyarcher. Fancyarcher: Let me get this straight. You're wearing a Hawaiian shirt, beach shorts, and flip flops? Dark Fancyarcher: Yeah. What's so bad about that? Fancyarcher: IT'S NOT FANCY ENOUGH! (they spar) Asyulus and elcaballero work together to defeat their doppelgängers. Asyulus: Staffs aren't so bad after all. Nice recommendation. elcaballero: Thanks, dude. Asyulus: I think you're a pretty good leader. elcaballero: 😯 Really? So begins the Asyulus/elcaballero friendship. Dark Ethan Hunt: Here, I made you a sandwich. (Ethan Hunt takes the sandwich. His hands get sticky because of the ridiculous amount of barbecue sauce on it.) Ethan Hunt: It's hard to believe there's an even more dastardly version of myself than I. Wrath: No kidding. Dark Wrath's over here trashing independent comics. Dark Wrath: Who needs Hellboy when you can just read the 1,000th Spider-Man story? Wrath: How irritating... Dark Morieris towers over Morieris. Goldenhour36 punches Dark Morieris out of the ring! Goldenhour36: Hey. You okay? Morieris: Normally I'd say, "hey I'm no damsel in distress," but... I appreciate that. Dark Goldenhour36: (flexes) Are brains really better than brawn? Goldenhour36: Discombobulate. (Goldenhour36 discombobulates Dark Goldenhour36.) Morieris: Ooh, nice Sherlock Holmes reference! Dark Agafin: Here's an unscientific way of winning the battle! Dark Agafin drops a banana peel. Agafin slips on it. JJ-8: Agafin! No! DetectiveAI: They're not just doppelgängers. They're complete opposites of us! The Dark Alfred: Wait. That Shadow Mario's not a doppelgänger! Cap: I think I know exactly who that is! Cap whacks Shadow Mario. Poof! Bowser Jr.: My disguise... 🥺 Cap: Do your math homework, Bowser Jr.! The Dark Alfred: Phew. If I hadn't realized that, we might not have defeated the dark versions... Regular Alfred: Nice job, Dark Alfred! *** SLAM!: Welp, let's see how you did: THE KOOPA SQUAD THE GOOMBA SQUAD THE POKEY SQUAD Looks like for the first time this season, the Goomba Squad will be headed to tribal council! Here's the kart you unlocked this week: KART UNLOCKED THE KOOPA CLOWN And here's the DING DING DING! Head to the next post for a twist announcement.
  7. @CayomMagazine Studio Groundswell wants to work with the Bacarau directors (Kleber Mendonça Filho and Juliano Dornelles) as well as Narcos, Puss in Boots: The Last Wish actor Wagner Moura and Queen of the South, Scales of Justice actress Alice Braga to make a 70s-inspired action/espionage film of some sort (titled to be determined). Moura plays Fernando and Braga plays Walesca. Developing...
  8. @Agafin @Asyulus @Cap @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @elcaballero @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @Goldenhour36 @Jack Sparrow @JJ-8 @Morieris @Rorschach @Wrath SLAM!: It's time to ground pound or abstain from ground-pounding. Please make your decisions in alphabetical order. Agafin: I abstain. Asyulus: I abstain. Cap: I ground-pound the button! DAJK: I abstain. The Dark Alfred: I ground-pound the button! DetectiveAI: I abstain. elcaballero: I ground-pound the button! Ethan Hunt: I abstain. Fancyarcher: I abstain. Goldenhour36: I ground-pound the button! Jack Sparrow: I abstain. JJ-8: I ground-pound the button! Morieris: I ground-pound the button! Rorschach: I abstain. Wrath: I abstain. Only six players ground-pound the button. Nothing happens.
  9. @Agafin @Asyulus @Cap @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @elcaballero @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @Goldenhour36 @Jack Sparrow @JJ-8 @Morieris @Rorschach @Wrath Princess Daisy: Chop! Punch! Kick! Oh, you caught me practicing martial arts! Nice! Now send those weekend challenge predictions and your choice to ground pound or abstain by 11:59 PM PST or at least before Thursday preview numbers! Hi-ya! Black belt karate!
  10. @Agafin @Asyulus @Cap @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @DetectiveAl @elcaballero @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @Goldenhour36 @Jack Sparrow @JJ-8 @Morieris @Rorschach @Wrath BeeeeeeeeOOOOOP. A button appears on the floor. If eight players ground-pound the button, a random player from The Goomba Squad will be sent to The Pokey Squad. The random Goomba Squad member will become a permanent Pokey Squad member. The random player will be given a Yellow Question Block with an item inside. This would even up the tribes— five, five and five on each one. This would be the only swap event before week seven's mergatory event. To vote, please send me one of two messages— "I ground-pound the button" or "I abstain"— along with your Weekend Challenge Predictions (due Thurs. 11:59 PM PST or before Thursday Preview Numbers). Forgetting to vote means you vote for "I abstain." All votes will be made public. The button is patiently waiting to be ground-pounded...
  11. @Asyulus @Cap @elcaballero @Fancyarcher @Reddroast TRIBAL COUNCIL #3 The Pokeys enter. SLAM!: Welcome back to the Tribal Council area, where one of you will become the third player eliminated from Survivor: Mushroom Kingdom. It's time to vote. Everyone votes. SLAM!: If anyone has an advantage and you would like to use it, now would be the time to do so. Cap: (cocks an eyebrow) elcaballero: (bites nails) Reddroast: (snores) SLAM!: Alrighty. Here's who won second immunity: SLAM!: First vote: SLAM!: Second vote: SLAM!: Third vote: SLAM!: Fourth vote: SLAM!: Third player voted out of Survivor Mushroom Kingdom
  12. @Asyulus @Cap @elcaballero @Fancyarcher @Reddroast About 50 minutes left to vote, please vote if you haven't already... Vote or you'll make the Wiggler angry! 🤪
  13. @Asyulus @Cap @elcaballero @Fancyarcher @Reddroast Tuesday immunity predictions due by 11:59 PM PST or by the announcement of Tuesday estimates; Voting deadline postponed to Wednesday 8:00 PM EST, that gives you an extra hour.
  14. @Agafin @Asyulus @Cap @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @Ethan Hunt @elcaballero @Fancyarcher @Goldenhour36 @Jack Sparrow @JJ-8 @Morieris @Reddroast @Rorschach @Wrath Toad: Welcome to my garden! Normally I’d show you all the mushrooms I grow, but now’s not a really good time because it’s currently overrun by Dry Bones! Toadette: But that’s not the only problem—my wiggler won’t wake up! I need some helping hands who can wake my wiggler up! SLAM!: Welp. Looks like some would-be bone rattlers will instead be helping Toadette wake up her Wiggler. Please take a moment to decide which task you’ll be helping with today. The Koopas convene. Morieris: I want to slay zombies! The Dark Alfred: Yeah, man—make love, not war, unless you’re a zombie, maaaan. Goldenhour36: About that… Rorschach: Wait—are you thinking about doing the wiggler thing? Goldenhour36: Yeah. It’s in my blood to grind—gotta earn that money. DAJK: Good luck, Copperhour36. Goldenhour36: What was that, DAJK? DAJK: Huh, I didn’t say anything. Goldenhour346: … Confessional – Goldenhour36: I think now’s the time to stake my claim in this game. Someone voted for me two tribals ago, so I can’t let my guard down. The Goombas convene. JJ-8: I’m doing Wiggler Wallop! Wrath: That’s nice. (lights cigarette) JJ-8: No, don’t just say “that’s nice!” I want someone to do it with me! Jack Sparrow: I’d go with you, best friend, but I’m really hankering for some combat. JJ-8: Understandable. What about you, Blacksad? DetectiveAI: No thanks. JJ-8: That leaves you, Agafin. You’re doing Wiggler Wallop and I’m not taking no for an answer! Agafin: I, um, kinda don’t want to. JJ-8: Too bad! JJ-8 drags Agafin away, while Ethan Hunt watches from behind a tree. Confessional – Ethan Hunt: I intentionally hid from JJ-8 so he wouldn’t ask me. The Pokeys convene. Cap: I’m fine just beating up some Dry Bones. Fancyarcher: I concur. elcaballero: You know what? I’m going to step outside my comfort zone and do Wiggler Wallop. Reddroast: Not cuz you’re scared of the Dry Bones—right? elcaballero: Nooooooooo. 👀 Asyulus: (cracks knuckles) It’s the underdog’s time to shine. I’m doing Wiggler Wallop! Cap: You do that. Confessional - elcaballero: I feel like a bad leader doing Wiggler Wallop, but I trust the other to do a good job fighting those Dry Bones. *** The Dry Bone Dilemma players face a field where a bunch of Dry Bones are. Toad: Please get these Dry Bones out of my garden, okay? Morieris: Let’s go, Koopas! Ethan Hunt: Go get ‘em, Goombas. Cap: Now or never, Pokeys! Toad: Ready, set, go! Everyone rushes in and starts beating up the Dry Bones. Morieris: Quick! Karate chop it! DAJK: Chop! (A dry bones’ head flies into Alfred’s hands.) The Dark Alfred: Go long, man! (Alfred throws it to Rorschach.) Rorschach: KICK! (he kicks it) Wrath: Oh no… (Wrath gets swarmed.) DetectiveAI: I’m working up a sweat! Ethan Hunt: At least I got F.L.U.D.D. off my back before this. Jack Sparrow: Here’s one! Jack Sparrow tries to slay one with a rapier, but Fancyarcher gets to it first with his fancy fencing sword. Jack Sparrow: Hey, that was mine! Fancyarcher: Oh yeah? They spar! Cap: Um, Fancyarcher? We have a competition to win! Reddroast: About that… Cap: Hey! Where are you going! Reddroast: This is too exhausting. I’m going to go buy a mushroom. *** Reddroast walks into Wario’s Warehouse. Wario: Wario waaaaah! Waluigi: Waaaaaah! Customer service! Reddroast: Um, one mushroom please. Wario: Wario waaaaah! Reddroast: I know I’m short one coin, but can you hook me up just this once? Waluigi: Waaaaah! Customer service! Reddroast: … Confessional – Reddroast: If I can’t get a mushroom, then what do I do? Confessional – The Dark Alfred: Dang, he’s a bigger junkie than I am, and that’s saying something. *** Toadette: Welcome to Wiggler Wallop. It’s time to wake my wiggler up. But woke wigglers get angry so please be careful. JJ-8: Boop it on the nose! BOOP. Goldenhour36: You’re braver than I am… JJ-8: It's because I used a Red Mushroom. Yay! Agafin: Um… Wake up, please. Asyulus: Nah, you have to say it louder, with confidence. Goldenhour36: Let’s see this confidence, if you have what it takes. Asyulus: (hypes himself up) Okay… WAKE UP, WIGGLER! A moment of silence… It’s still sleeping. elcaballero: Talk about a weary wormy. Wiggler wakes up, beet red, looking angry. Agafin: I don’t think it likes that nickname. elcaballero: What nickname? Weary wormy? Wiggler blows smoke out of its nostrils. elcaballero: OH MY GAH. Wiggler chases elcaballero away. Toadette: Thanks for waking my wiggler up! You four players will receive double the amount of coins you would have otherwise earned (but elcaballero loses half of his coins). JJ-8: Yay! Agafin: Phew. Goldenhour36: Alrighty. Asyulus: Awesome. *** SLAM!: All right! Let’s see the results: THE KOOPA SQUAD THE GOOMBA SQUAD THE POKEY SQUAD SLAM!: Looks like the Pokeys are headed to Tribal Council, where another Pokey will be voted out. @Reddroast this is your freebie, but next time you do not submit weekend predictions, you will be eliminated. *** DRY BONE DILEMMA players: KART UNLOCKED THE PIPE FRAME *** WIGGLER WALLOP players: KART UNLOCKED THE WILD WIGGLER - Dry Bone Dilemma players cannot access The Wild Wiggler. - Wiggler Wallop players cannot access The Pipe Frame. - elcaballero is too afraid of Wiggler to access The Wild Wiggler; still cannot access The Pipe Frame. *** IMPORTANT INFORMATION DOSSIER (Wario's Warehouse | Tribal Council | Weekend Challenge)
  15. @Agafin @Asyulus @Cap @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @DetectiveAl @elcaballero @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @Goldenhour36 @Jack Sparrow @JJ-8 @Morieris @Reddroast @Rorschach @Wrath Toad: Don't touch that mushroom, you'll die! Ha ha, just kidding, this one's perfectly fine. Anyways, please remember to send the weekend challenge predictions by 11:59 PM PST or at least before Thursday preview numbers are announced! Oh, and also submit a choice between "Dry Bone Dilemma" and "Wiggler Wallop" along with the predictions!
  16. Taking the rights to Phoenix Wright/Ace Attorney
  17. @Alex SciChannel @Asyulus @Cap @elcaballero @Fancyarcher @Reddroast TRIBAL COUNCIL #2 The Pokeys enter the tribal area. SLAM!: Hello and welcome to Tribal Council, where someone will become the second player voted out of Survivor: Mushroom Kingdom. It's time to vote! The players vote one by one. Asyulus: All right. Whew. Time to vote. Cap: Let's get this over with... elcaballero: I hope this vote's as easy as I think it'll be... Fancyarcher: (writes in fanciest cursive possible) SLAM!: Looks like we have a few non-voters again. Alex SciChannel: Yep. Reddroast: Wait- Voting? SLAM!: Cue the music! SLAM!: If anyone has an immunity idol and you would like to use it, now would be the time to do so. Alex SciChannel: (blinks) Reddroast: (gulps) elcaballero: (winces) SLAM!: All right. Here's the second immunity winner: SLAM!: First vote: SLAM!: Second vote: SLAM!: Third vote: SLAM!: Fourth vote: SLAM!: Second person voted out of Survivor Mushroom Kingdom...
  18. @Alex SciChannel @Asyulus @Cap @elcaballero @Fancyarcher @Reddroast The deadline to submit Tuesday immunity predictions is 11:59 PST tonight, or at least before Tuesday estimates are announced. The vote is actually due at 7 PM EST tomorrow, which will be the usual time going forward. Good luck!
  19. Not the Korean one debuting at Cannes... "A boy who hears voices in his head decides to unleash them on his abusive parents." Starring Woody Norman, Antony Starr, and Lizzy Caplan. Screenplay was a Black List script in 2018!
  20. @Agafin @Alex SciChannel @Asyulus @Cap @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @DetectiveAl @elcaballero @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @Goldenhour36 @Jack Sparrow @JJ-8 @Morieris @Reddroast @Rorschach @Wrath SLAM!: Here's this week's kart: KART UNLOCKED THE FLAME FLYER Again, you will not be told how the karts factor into the game until much later. Also... SLAM!: All right, with that out of the way, here's the IMPORTANT INFORMATION DOSSIER (Wario's Warehouse | Tribal Council | Weekend Challenge)
  21. @Agafin @Alex SciChannel @Asyulus @Cap @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @DetectiveAl @elcaballero @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @Goldenhour36 @Jack Sparrow @JJ-8 @Morieris @Reddroast @Rorschach @Wrath The survivors enter a scary throne room in an underground lava place. They're inside of Bowser's Castle! Bowser: If you're looking for Peach, sorry, but she's in another castle. Literally. Like, I don't know where she is. And I want to know! Peaches, Peaches, Peaches Peaches Peaches—ahem. You're still intruding. Soooooooo... Why don't I make you do a rigorous competition for my amusement! It's time to play: WHO CAN BE THE MOST "FIRE" Bowser: I want to see which of you can be the most "fire." That is, who's the "coolest of them all!" The survivors exchange glances. Confessional - Ethan Hunt: Well, this'll be a challenge for me because, with F.L.U.D.D. attached to my back, I'm already the most water, not the most fire. Bowser: All right, get into your little tribes and start getting a show going! The Koopas huddle together. Morieris: All right, so we're down one tribemate, but we can still rock this! So, any ideas? The Dark Alfred: I mean, you're the tribe leader, so what's your idea? Morieris: Hey, I'm trying to be inclusive here! You think I have to make all the decisions? 😤 Rorschach: How about the Natal Naatu? DAJK: You mean... The one from RRR? Rorschach: No, the one from Looney Tunes. 🙄 Goldenhour36: I like the way you think, Rory. Let's do it! Confessional - DAJK: A Looney Tunes reference? In 2023? The Goombas huddle together. JJ-8: I know exactly what type of show to put on? How about an extreme sports show! Jack Sparrow: YES! I brought a pair of roller blades! JJ-8: AND I BROUGHT A SKATEBOARD! Jack Sparrow: THAT'S ASTONISHING! JJ-8: BEST FRIENDS FOREVER 😃 Jack Sparrow: YEAH! They continue hyping each other up. DetectiveAI: Talk about some loose cannons. Wrath: The thing about loose cannons is that unlike the tighter ones, they'll be missing their shots. DetectiveAI: Heh. Good point. Ethan Hunt pulls Agafin aside. Ethan Hunt: Hey, why the heck were you in that geezer's lab? Agafin: Oh, um, I'm a science student. Ethan Hunt: That doesn't answer my question. Agafin: He, um, hired me to work some sort of water thing. Ethan Hunt: Is this the water thing?! F.L.U.D.D.: The correct terminology is Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Device. Agafin: Do you like it? I built it with love. Ethan Hunt: No! How am I supposed to play Survivor with this?! Agafin: 🥺😔 Oh. I see. Agafin walks off. Ethan Hunt: Hey, wait– ah, he's gone... Confessional – Ethan Hunt: I know I'm a conniving backstabber, but... Dang, now I feel kinda bad. I hope there's a way to make it up to him. The Pokeys huddle together. Fancyarcher: Didn't I say you shouldn't have pissed off Bowser Jr.?! Cap: How was I supposed to know Bowser's Castle was the very next location?! Reddroast: We should challenge him to a rap battle. Cap: 🤔🤔🤔🤔 Asyulus: How do you know he's into rap? Reddroast: His stage name's Lil Bow Wow. The mixtape's on SoundCloud. Spits bars if you ask me. elcabellero: Alex SciChannel? You're the only brand new player on the tribe. What do you think? Alex SciChannel: Um, I think that's pretty good, yeah. elcaballero: ... Confessional - elcaballero: That's the same thing he said with the Hammer Bros. He doesn't seem eager to participate... Bowser: All right. Who's up first? DAJK: Us with the Naatu Naatu? The Koopa Squad does the Naatu Naatu. Wrath huffs a cigarette in quiet distress. Confessional - Wrath: It's all fun and games until someone does the Naatu Naatu. Reddroast: Looks a little too fire if you ask me. Might be unbeatable... Fancyarcher: Might I suggest a solution? Jack Sparrow: All right! Time for some extreme sports! EXTREME! JJ-8 roller blades. Jack Sparrow skateboards. Wrath rides on a Razer Scooter. DetectiveAI jumps on a pogo stick. Agafin does Sport Stacking. JJ-8: Hey Bigby, where's Ethan? DetectiveAI: I dunno, he disappeared. Wrath: Hey, is that him? Ethan Hunt uses F.L.U.D.D. as a water jetpack (one of those 'flyboards') as he flies over the lava. Agafin sees this and smiles. Cap: That was pretty good, so we'll really have to bring it! Bring out Lil Bow Wow! Bowser Jr. jumps in. Bowser Jr.: I'm Lil Bow Wow! (spits bars) (The force of the bar-spitting knocks an already-injured Asyulus back a few feet.) Asyulus: I'm still okay! 🤕🤕 elcaballero: Uh, Alex SciChannel? Alex SciChannel: Nope. Looks dangerous. elcaballero: Dude! Really?! Cap: All right, here I go! 🎵You ride a clown car, but I eat all the caviar! 🎵 Boom, roasted. Bowser Jr.: That's dumb! Caviar's for Big Bow Wow, not Lil Bow Wow! elcaballero: All right you listen to this: <raps something to the effect of Bowser Jr.'s bandana being poorly designed.> Bowser Jr.: 🥺 Dad! Bowser: All right, now I'm angry! Bowser breathes fire on Fancyarcher, who jumps around in agony. Reddroast: Yeesh, I better do something... **** SLAM!: All right! Let's see how you did. THE KOOPA SQUAD THE GOOMBA SQUAD THE POKEY SQUAD SLAM!: Looks like the Pokeys will be headed to the next tribal council, where one of its tribe members will be voted out. Oh, and @Alex SciChannel the first time you forget to submit predictions is a warning, and the second time is instant elimination. DING DING DING... SLAM!: That means everyone needs to convene to hear twist explanations before I release the Dossier. Follow me!
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