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alibaba3317

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  1. Get fucking adblocker you troglodytes. How can they live with themselves without adblocker? It literally takes 30 seconds to add.
  2. I liked how a biology scientist and also a mother of two (later one) turned ECO-terrorist (yes, that is correct) with the funding to pay for an entire private militia decided that genocide of the human race was the 'go to plan' to save the planet from its impending doom and simultaneously redeem herself for letting her son die - and by going through with all of this insanity - she brings her other child, a 13 year old daughter, into the blitzkrieg of terrorism and world ending titanic mayhem. This was some genius level intellect. "We have to save the world, so we're going to unleash unknown pre historic alpha dinosaurs that feed on radiation, monsters that are literal walking nuclear reactors - and our knowledge about these creatures is based on cryptic cave paintings so it should be a good idea." There will also be an attempt from the military to try and blow up a space alien dinosaur, frozen in ice for centuries, with some kind of oxygen nuke (?) This will obviously not work out. And we will also just quickly pass over the fact that we acknowledged that Ghidorah is a literal alien from another world or something. Our characters will also be immune to any kind of radiation, radiation that is beyond that of Chernobyl and will fuel a 1000 feet reptile, radiation that would melt organs in minutes and cause immediate vomiting and diarrhea. They will also survive explosions, car crashes and building collapses (hiding in a bathtub will save you from ten tons of concrete). They will also posses the power, just like these Kaiju's, to teleport from Germany to fucking Boston in literal seconds.
  3. Honestly, this is up there with some of the stupidest shit I've seen. The script is so redundant it's hard not to get distracted. Characters are immortal, they can teleport across the globe and so can the Kaiju. I literally laughed at some of the parts because they were so far fetched. The writers truly came up with a stupid ass idea for plot here. And I don't want to spoil anything about the plot, but without spoilers, this is all the critique I can give. The sound design and cinematography is offensively lazy and distracting, they have an amazing score (listened to all of the tracks) but they don't use it enough, the lows and high in the sound is like shocking and will pull you right out. Yes, sure, there's monsters fighting, but that will get you about 3 minutes worth of "nice". It's like suffering through big chunks of Transformers writing to get some action, I was kind of annoyed because the dialogue is pretty god damn bad too. The pacing was awful, the movie barely moves. Again, the writing is so fucking ridiculous and stupid it almost kills the entire experience, but I can say there's enough glimpses of good mayhem to save it from a total disaster. I don't know how well this is gonna play with audiences, it was kind of boring (it seemed from my audience). Not very funny nor entertaining. But we'll see. I really wanted to like this, but the story and plot is just not there. Something so simple as monsters fighting with a plot this stupid is Transformers level bad. I liked Kong: Skull Island though and I have a soft spot for monsters but I can't say this is a good movie. It isn't.
  4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOO8Um_jmLI This is epic.
  5. "Negative 3 billion" I want to see that, Gotti 2 confirmed?
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