CAYOM VII - The Academy Awards

[Ezen Baklattan]

Matthew Goode was robbed. Still happy for Riczhang, though. 

[riczhang]

Double Awesome. 2/3 of my supporting actors in my Coen trilogy has won (Along with 2/3 of my supporting actresses, and 2/3 of my leading actors, and 2/3 of my screenplays, and 2/3 of my film editors, and technically 2/3 of my directors of photography (well it was a tie in points with 451 last year ))

[4815162342]

The secret JC backlash. People are deliberately holding out for Film 3 I think.

[Blankments]

Very interested in final tallies this time around.

[riczhang]

Is Imperial Dawn better than JC?

Edited May 26, 2013 by riczhang

[4815162342]

Is film 3 better than JC?

 

I have to re-write it for the 2.0 treatment, but I don't expect it to be.

 

Because JC was THAT good.

[Alpha]

Best Actress is coming soon, and since we have two men presenting it...

[Alpha]

Fassbender: Please welcome, Ryan Gosling and Joseph Gordon-Levitt!

 

[applause, both walk onto stage]

 

Gosling: Man, it's such a great feeling presenting Best Actress!

 

Gordon-Levitt: It's rather weird presenting it with another boy.

 

Gosling: It is, quite, weird.

 

Gordon-Levitt: Yep.

 

[two begin to look at each other, laughter]

 

Gosling: Really weird.

 

Gordon-Levitt: Not now, Ryan.

 

Gosling: Yes now. Right here now.

 

[two begin to come closer, laughter]

 

Gosling: Actually, we should stop.

 

Gordon-Levitt: Why, honey?

 

[laughter]

 

Gosling: We want to keep the Christian viewers in.

 

Gordon-Levitt: Oh, yes! I forgot! Bromance, later, Oscars now.

 

[laughter]

 

Gosling: Here are the nominees for Best Actor.

 

MARISA TOMEI, HOLLYWOOD

ISABELLE HUPPERT, LE PLAISIR, FAUX

GWENYTH PALTROW, THE RICH & FAMOUS

AMY ADAMS, SOUTH PACIFIC

ANNA KENDRICK, A WOMAN IN THE CROWD

 

Gordon-Levitt: And the winner is...

 

ISABELLE HUPPERT, LE PLAISIR, FAUX

 

Huppert: Thank you and good night.

[Blankments]

... WHAT.

 

Out of nowhere; I assumed the race was between Kendrick and Paltrow.

Edited May 26, 2013 by Blankments Into Darkness

[Ezen Baklattan]

Wow, another big upset. 

[Alpha]

The Oscars will continue in a moment after these messages!

[Blankments]

I have a feeling now Woman won't get any awards either...

[riczhang]

Huh, what, wtf? I don't even know what to say. I thought Kendrick and Paltrow tied after Alpha's post.....

[riczhang]

I thought Huppert was number 3 in line for the win at best.

Edited May 26, 2013 by riczhang

[Blankments]

You know it's an upset when even the winner is confused

[Blankments]

The results of this may make an announcement of mine coming sooner rather than later...

[Alpha]

Fassbender: Please welcome, Naomi Watts!

 

[applause, Watts walks onto stage]

 

Watts: There are many great male actors. They are stunning. They are...sexy. They are good-looking.

 

Watts: By aside from good looks, male actors need acting talent. That's why Channing Tatum has only been nominated for Best Supporting Actor. Once.

 

[laughter]

 

Watts: These 5 actors perfected their acting talents this year, and they are up for Best Actor tonight. The nominees are...

 

KODI SMITT-MCPHEE, EXTRASENSORY

REZA NAJII, INNOCENSE

HENRY CAVILL, THE RISE AND FALL OF JULIUS CAESAR

CLIVE OWEN, THE RISE AND FALL OF JULIUS CAESAR

JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT, THE THREE-MONTH FUNERAL

 

Watts: And the winner is...

 

REZA NAJII, INNOCENSE

 

Najii: Thank you for this award, and good night.

[Ezen Baklattan]

Another surprising win, albeit a very strong choice. 

[Blankments]

So essentially

 

Voice - Star Trek

Supporting - Risk Management

Lead - Foreigners

 

[riczhang]

Oh that's beautiful. 2 foreign performances winnin, I'm so proud of our snobbish, arthouse tastes. Very worthy winner.