baumer Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 A modern remake of Jaws would just focus entirely on the shark scares and neglect the second half interaction between the main trio. 'Audiences won't want to see that', the producers would say. No matter who made it, it would pale in comparison to the original. But it would still get people to see the original and that would be very cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AASixteen16 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 The Bodyguard (aren't they remaking this??) Child's Play Earthquake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinHood26 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 No matter who made it, it would pale in comparison to the original. But it would still get people to see the original and that would be very cool. It would do the opposite in the long run, you'd find 10 year olds thinking your talking about the new one. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmasterclay Posted July 29, 2013 Author Share Posted July 29, 2013 Goonies is a timeless coming of age adventure - still gets tons of time on cable BTTF... no explaination needed - the best paced blockbuster in history IMO: no need for a remake at all! The Fugitive... the one in the 90s was fine, won a few Oscars too. Plus, people today haven't heard of the show The Shining,,, Stanley Kubrick and Jack Nicholson made the film great. Without them, it'll be another torture porn, dime a dozen horror remake. Those 4 do not need a remake in the slightest!!!!! I agree with the rest of them though - all of them had terrible films. Eh, the Shining is one of the greatest horror novels ever written, I doubt with a great director it'd be "just another torture porn" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sims Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Also, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. This time they could try not to make it the lamest thing ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incarnadine Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Also, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. This time they could try not to make it the lamest thing ever. And we have a BINGO! Loved the TV version, but that movie got virtually everything wrong, the only thing they got right was having Alan Rickman as the voice of the robot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1stpierre Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Oh! Just totally hit me. The Resident Evil series totally needs to be redone, but in the right freaking way. Like how the games are. Not the rubbish crap they had us see with a lame shit story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Marston Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Dune Westworld Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilmac Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Shining Phantom Menace Attack of the Clones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainJackSparrow Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 I wonder if they will remake the Star Wars films sometime this century... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilmac Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 I wonder if they will remake the Star Wars films sometime this century... I had that same thought but got it shot down. I still think it's definitely possible. We still have 85 yrs left this century. Perhaps 2077, the 100th anniversary. JJ Abrams' grandchild will direct the trilogy. You heard it here first. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chasmmi Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 A would like to see the Addams family get another cinematic outing even if the two original films were both awesome and nobody can ever best Christina Ricci as Wednesday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessie Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 I think they should remake Man Of Steel, only this time, make it good. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dashrendar44 Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 (edited) Yeah, they should also remake LOTR but not as an endless pachydermic soap opera for geeks. Edited October 22, 2013 by dashrendar44 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainJackSparrow Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Casablanca. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rukaio101 Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Casablanca. No. Absolutely not. Casablanca should never be touched. Even translating it into colour makes it lose a large part of its charm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wadey Wilsoney Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 They should remake Showgirls. Considering how things are going with Verhoeven movies it's bound to sweep the Oscars. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancyarcher Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 (edited) How about they remake The Exorcism only this time it’s about an emo teenager who gets possessed, and the devil is now a badly done CGI monsters that kills people. Add in several random explosions and slo-mo shots and you got yourself a hit. Edited October 22, 2013 by Fancyarcher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All about Eve - old Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Bonfire of the vanities. That version with Tom Hanks as a ruthless ' master of the universe', Bruce Willis as a drunken British journalist and Melanie Griffith(!) as a 'stunning beauty - an Elizabeth Taylor lookalike - still makes me shudder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rukaio101 Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 (edited) How about they remake The Exorcism Didn't they already do that? I think it was called 'The Last Exorcist.' Or 'The Devil Inside.' Or about 50% of recent horror movies. Edited October 22, 2013 by rukaio101 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
