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I'm conflicted. This looks terrible, like...god-awful, and not in a proper self-aware manner like Hobbs & Shaw and Fast 8, but on the other hand, I expect a lot of that is down to the way the trailer is cut. The action seems to be just as OTT as the last 5 movies, so I expect it will still be dumb fun, with Cena eventually joining the family or some such nonsense, but the trailer's going for a serious tone that doesn't match the visuals and I think a lot of it is down to Vin Diesel being a charisma vacuum. Essentially... Needed The Rock. 

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1 hour ago, Jay Beezy said:

You’re referring to the car swinging and not the Han reveal, right? Because the ending is the Han reveal.

Yes, that was what I was referring to

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So they didn't have any idea about how to justify Shaw being part of the "family", after "killing" Han.  That's why Han is back ( another laughable retcon ). Now Shaw is a good guy somehow.

 

 

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28 minutes ago, junkshop36 said:

Trailer was ok. Doesn’t look any better or worse than the last couple movies.   
 

Now that Han is back, can Giselle be far behind? Fast 10? 

I mean the trailer finished by saying “Justice is coming” so Gal confirmed lol

 

Anyway, the trailer alone gave me a headache.I don’t think I will be able to go through the entire movie.

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43 minutes ago, reddevil19 said:

I'm conflicted. This looks terrible, like...god-awful, and not in a proper self-aware manner like Hobbs & Shaw and Fast 8, but on the other hand, I expect a lot of that is down to the way the trailer is cut. The action seems to be just as OTT as the last 5 movies, so I expect it will still be dumb fun, with Cena eventually joining the family or some such nonsense, but the trailer's going for a serious tone that doesn't match the visuals and I think a lot of it is down to Vin Diesel being a charisma vacuum. Essentially... Needed The Rock. 

Proper self-aware is 21 Jump Street or Deadpool. Hobbs & Shaw and Fast 8 were neither of those movies. I mean if they were self-aware, where were the jokes about them defying the laws of physics?

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3 hours ago, ZeeSoh said:

It's been a long time since I have laughed so much seeing a trailer.

Laugh? I beyond that stage. Now its just cringe.

 

3 hours ago, ZeeSoh said:

I was gonna skip this as the mind numbing repetitive action is boring to me but I might just see it for the comedy. 

I watched H&S for that and god that was awful.

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7 minutes ago, Jedi Jat said:

I watched H&S for that and god that was awful.

When Hobbs and Shaw are on the plane and Hobbs talks about how he’s going to have sex with Shaw’s sister, could Hobbs sound any more like a virgin?

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4 minutes ago, Jay Beezy said:

When Hobbs and Shaw are on the plane and Hobbs talks about how he’s going to have sex with Shaw’s sister, could Hobbs sound any more like a virgin?

Could a film be forgettable and awful at same time. I honestly didn't remember that scene before reading your comment.

 

The evil of Car Wars need to die.

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1 hour ago, Jedi Jat said:

Laugh? I beyond that stage. Now its just cringe.

 

I watched H&S for that and god that was awful.

I wanna skip this but my friends are gonna drag me to watch this like with F8 and I'm gonna sleep through half the movie, also like what I did with F8 (I practically missed the whole snow/submarine thing). You know how crazy guys are here about FF movies because of the cars. 

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Huh, well literally the two best things about abysmal Fast 8, Rock & Jason aren't in this one. 

Waiting for Fas(ten), when they return and H&S 2.

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1 hour ago, Jedi Jat said:

Could a film be forgettable and awful at same time. I honestly didn't remember that scene before reading your comment.

 

The evil of Car Wars need to die.

Just because you don't like something doesn't mean it's evil. 

Otherwise if i started to wish for movie franchises to end and some others to flourish then you wouldn't have anything to watch 😁😁

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Best part of this trailer is that it sent @Jedi Jat into absolute meltdown, more so when it hits billion WW.

 

Guy likes Spaceyard Junk and a boy with glasses doing air travel on broom but trash awesome powerful cars doing somersaults from clifs and buildings. 

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9 minutes ago, THUNDER BIRD said:

a boy with glasses doing air travel on broom

That boy was in magic world and a wizard. Evil of Car Wars in apparently in real world setting and just humans.

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10 minutes ago, THUNDER BIRD said:

Best part of this trailer is that it sent @Jedi Jat into absolute meltdown, more so when it hits billion WW.

Ohh. You wish. 

 

Am so glad seeing how this miss 200mn domestically and 1Bn worldwide. Basically Hobbs and Shaw numbers.

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If only Toretto could dance in insalubrious toilets under a dissonant violin music cue after killing two Wall Street guys in cold blood.

Nobody would claim the Fast franchise is st00pid then.

They would claim it is

Art.

&

Bold.

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