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Army of Two: The Devil’s Cartel

Director: Simon West
Genre: Action/War
Date: January 19
Studio: Badass Films
Cast: Henry Cavill as Alpha, Matt Bomer as Bravo, Chris Hemsworth as Elliot Salem-Rios/El Diablo, Channing Tatum as Tyson Salem-Rios, Rosamund Pike as Fiona, Michael Pena as Mayor Cordova, Danny Trejo as Estaban Bautista, Mario Lopez as Mason.
Music by: Elliot Goldenthal.
Runtime: 113 min
Tagline: Another Army, Another Betrayal.

Plot: Shortly after being recruited into T.W.O. (Tactical Worldwide Operations), Alpha and Bravo join Elliot and Tyson in a rescue operation to save multiple hostages in a cartel compound. During the operation, only one hostage, a girl named Fiona, is found. Elliot attempts to leave, believing that if he stays, he will die. Alpha, Bravo and Tyson are successful in saving Fiona, but Elliot presumably dies. Five years later, T.W.O. is hired by Mayor Cordova, a Mexican politician seeking to bring down the La Guadaña and kill its leader, Estaban Bautista. The T.W.O. operatives, Alpha and Bravo believe nothing will go wrong, until the convoy's movement is interrupted by La Guadaña and Alpha and Bravo survive with some other operatives, but Cordova escapes.

Alpha and Bravo push their way past the Cartel's forces to City Hall for extraction. At City Hall, a man named Mason arrives and drives them out of the city but is killed when the cartel ambush them on the road, forcing Alpha and Bravo to proceed to meet Mason's contact. Mason's contact is revealed to be Fiona, who aids the team in bringing down La Guadaña. Fiona gives Alpha and Bravo intelligence that Cordova fled to a local church that is serving as a La Guadaña compound.

Alpha and Bravo fight through a resort to encounter El Diablo, La Guadaña's top Lieutenant, learning that El Diablo killed a large number of T.W.O. operatives and that El Diablo also captured Cordova. Alpha, Bravo and Fiona temporarily rescue Cordova while surviving T.W.O. operatives die trying to protect the mayor. However, during the extraction, Alpha, Bravo and Cordova are then captured and tortured by the cartels in a room. At this point, El Diablo reveals his true identity as Elliot. Elliot kills Cordova and leaves, then Alpha and Bravo escape the room. Alpha manages to radio T.W.O. of Elliot's betrayal and request for extraction. Tyson is among the T.W.O. operatives responding to Alpha's transmission and wants Elliot captured alive, but Alpha and Bravo disagree. Fiona tells the team that Elliot and Bautista are hiding at a hacienda. Alpha and Bravo lead a T.W.O. strike force with assistance from Mexican Special Forces to raid the hacienda. During the raid, Fiona pursues Bautista, but is captured and relocated to a quarry. Alpha and Bravo are extracted by Tyson via helicopter to rescue Fiona.

Alpha and Bravo successfully regroup with Fiona, who successfully kills Bautista. However, Elliot re-appears and kills Fiona. Elliot implies to Tyson why he betrayed T.W.O. then kills Fiona right in front of everybody. Tyson charges at Elliot, Elliot shoots Tyson in the abdomen and flips him down a story before escaping. Tyson changed his mind about capturing Elliot, he wants him dead. Alpha and Bravo corner and destroy an armored vehicle piloted by Elliot, successfully capturing him alive. Tyson, Alpha and Bravo are airlifted home, promising to oversee Fiona's burial and carry out an extended vacation. Meanwhile, Elliot etches Alice Murray's name on his prison cell wall, which is revealed to cause his betrayal during the movie.

After the credits, Elliot is seen smiling when an armored guard and an unidentified visitor approach him.

 

Theaters: 3,487
MPAA Rating: R for graphic war violence and harsh language
Budget: $60 million
Previous Films Gross: (OW/DOM/WW)
Army of Two: 24.1/57.0/132.0
Army of Two: The 40th Day: 38.6/92.3/167.9

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The Guardian of the West

Genre: Documentary/Western

Date: February 23rd

Theaters: 13 (2/23), 89 (3/2), 315 (3/9), 1,092 (3/16)

Director: Ken Burns

Narrator: Bryan Cranston

Runtime: 105min (1hr, 45min)

Rating: PG for smoking and some violent imagery

 

Wyatt Earp was said to be one of the greatest legends of the entire west. He enforced the law with swift power and incredible skill, accompanied by his two brothers, Morgan and Virgil, and his feisty tuberculosis-stricken ally, Doc Holliday. Wyatt had been through several adventures in his life, including the intense shootout at the O.K. Corral against a band of dangerous outlaws, and his vendetta ride to pursue those responsible for killing his brother. Along the way, he had found love in different forms, the most endearing relationship being with a woman named Josephine Marcus.

 

The story exudes his experiences as a frontier Marshall, however, He had grown up under the influence of his craving for adventure in the wild west, seeking to bring law to the crime infested land. He had gone from a boy in the Illinois plains to a strong and efficient man through years of building experience in the rough and tumble west. After his journeys had concluded, what followed was several more relaxed years, building a meaningful relationship with Josephine. His life story was one of a kind. 

 

Since his death in 1928, countless people have tried to understand more about this legendary figure, creating several autobiographies and films about him. Through all of his adventures in the west, he had created a legacy unlike any other. Perhaps there was no law officer as famous as he was. However, each novel, movie, and other story about the man each takes a different stance, with some heightening his heroic status and others forcing the label of a cold blooded killer. This documentary seeks to explore the real life story of Wyatt Earp as told through the search for documents and important information on the man's legend, as well as to examine the varying interpretations of Wyatt Earp in the 21st century. 

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Demon: The Summoning

Genre: Horror

Opening: February 9th

Budget: 5 million

Run time: 82 minutes. (1 hour 22 min.)

Rating: R for intense violence, gore, and language

Theaters: 2,721

Director: Some unknown

Cast: A bunch of no-names

 

Plot:

George Smith is an average everyday man. He has a normal family, a normal job working at an office, and a normal group of friends. However, one day at an office Christmas party he, his family, and his co-workers are put it in grave danger when one of their co-workers inadvertently summons an ancient demon that is intent on killing everyone in the building. When George attempts to escape with his family, the demon manages to put the building into complete lock down as well as cut off all power and coincidentally wireless internet to the building. Now with no choice but to try and find a way to defeat the evil demon George gathers an appropriately diverse group of people to stop the demon from killing everyone and escaping into the world. One by one this group dies as they come closer to figuring out how to send the demon back to hell. Eventually, and after much plot development, George is the last member of the original team left and has successfully retrieved the spell book that originally summoned the demon and is the key to sending him back. However, as George waits on the roof for the demon to make an appearance a sudden plot twist reveals that when the demon was summoned it was implanted within George to gain power before being fully released into the world and the entire time it had been controlling George's actions to kill people. The demon finally takes full control of George and destroys the spell book. The movie ends with the demon (still not yet powerful enough to break out of George's body) using super-human powers to jump to the next buildings roof and making a getaway.

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Darkseed
Director: David Cronenberg
Composer: Howard Shore
Genre: Sci-Fi Horror Satire
Date: February 16
Studio: Alpha Pictures
Format: Digital film
Budget: $50 million
Theaters: 2,725
MPAA Rating: R for some bloody sequences of violence and frightening images
Running Time: 96 minutes
Tagline: On February 16, Journey Into The Unknown

 

Cast:
Josh Hutcherson as Mike Dawson

 

Plot: 

In a darkened, haunting medical room with futuristic machines, a man is seen screaming inside a chair. The machines begin to grab an alien fetus outside of a container as a laser opens the patient’s skin on his forehead (he’s still screaming in case you didn't think so). The machine then places the alien fetus inside his brain.

 

The man then wakes up, startled. He gets out of bed, and looks out the window. The view is of his hometown of Austin, Texas. The man then (through narration) introduces himself as Mike Dawson, and how he’s been having these dreams for a while now. He goes downstairs to meet his mother, cooking up an omelet.

 

Mike is basically a 21-year-old successful sophomore at University of Texas at Austin, commuting from school. At school, Mike is a bit of a pushover, and is seen by some students as awkward. While driving back home from college, Mike gets a migraine and swerves off-road. He then blacks out.

 

Mike wakes up in the hospital, and learns from his doctor he is in perfect health, but they discovered a strange substance inside his head. Despite this obvious problem, the doctors let him go anyways, and his mother picks him up from the hospital.

 

Mike talks to his roommates about what the doctor said, but they all shrug it off as nothing that bad. “Ibuprofen solves everything.” While wandering around the university, Mike finds a secret door in the janitor’s room, that leads to a secret dimension. Once Mike wakes up there, an alien woman with sexy features comes to him. Immediately, Mike has sex with her, though he cannot hear her warnings about a race called the Ancients to take over the Dark World (this dimension) over their orgasms. However, he finally realizes this when a bunch of alien ships attack. Mike runs back to the portal to the real world.

 

Mike begins to see Dr. Sims, a psychologist in downtown Austin. Dr. Sims thinks he is insane, and tries to overprescribe him with medicine, along with hypnosis. While Mike is dim-wittingly pleased by this overdose, he eventually sees through this and questions Dr. Sims. Dr. Sims then transforms into an alien creature, and attacks Mike. Mike is able to stab “Dr. Sims” to death with a random knife on Dr. Sims table, next to a chainsaw and machete. Mike then realizes that the Ancients are dawning upon Earth, and it looks like he’s qualified to stop them.

 

Mike’s neighbors are oblivious. The “crazy water-hose guy” neighbor instead decides to water his lawn “for the next week or two.” His parents think nothing of it and shrug it off, and his girlfriend then leaves him for Dallas, thinking he is “insane.” His only helping hand seems to be Jack, the Fonz wannabe of his neighbor who dropped out of high school 3 years ago and rides a Harley-Davidson to his McDonald’s workplace. They decide to explore the town for clues.

 

Eventually, the two find a key inside a crate (Jack had to open it, because Mike thought that he’d get a splinter or a spider bite touching it) that leads to a portal at the local carnival (they get in for free because the ticket man is dead at his post).

 

Inside the Dark World, they find that the Ancients have stored thousands of frozen human bodies, where their brains are being fed yolk to nurture the alien embryos planted inside their heads. Mike realized their master plan; to grow soldiers inside human bodies, and take control of them to wage a war on humanity!

 

Eventually, Mike and Jack have to defeat many of these alien creatures all on their own, which is a tough task for a wimpy college kid and a Fonz wannabe. Finally, they see a giant portal opening for a ship containing thousands of these aliens towards the human world. Suddenly, a giant laser gun falls out from the sky, for no apparent reason at all and just to be convenient. Mike then shoots down the ship, which crashes to the ground.

 

Mike and Jack need to head back to the regular world, but Mike realizes that Jack is his Dark World counterpart, and Jack then stabs Mike, killing him. Jack then rides off on his motorcycle in the distance, ready to start to apocalypse with even millions more aliens.

 

TO BE CONTINUED (MAYBE…?)

 

EH, WHY THE FUCK NOT? STUDIO EXECUTIVES PRODUCED THIS MOVIE, SO YOU'LL BE BACK IN THIS SAME THEATER A YEAR LATER BITCHES!

 

The song "You'll Be In My Heart" by Phil Collins plays for comedic effect.

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HAIRSPRAY

Genre: Musical
Date: WEDNESDAY 28 MARCH
Theaters: 3,930 [3,980 2nd weekend, 4,025 3rd weekend]
Rating: PG
Runtime: 135min
Budget:55M
Studio: Millennium Films
Format:2D
Director: James Bobin
Cast:
Tracy- Daisy Sutfed [made up person]
Link- Zac Efron
Edna- Adam Sandler
Velma- Jessica Chastain
Amber- Amanda Bynes
Corny Collins- James Marsden
Erica Collins- Isla Fisher
Wilbur Turnblad- Tom Hanks
Penny- Samanca Lowton [made up person]
Seaweed- Terrence Howard
Motormouth Maybelle- Oprah Winfrey
Prudy- Meryl Streep
Little Inez- Quvenzhane Wallis
Mr Pinky- Christoph Waltz
Noreen/Doreen- Sally Hawkins
Lily- Willow Smith
Jane Krankow- Elizabeth Olson
Dynamite 1- Octavia Spencer
Dynamite 2- Jennifer Hudson
Dynamite 3- Solange
'Bigshake' Bellblue- Queen Latifah
Kate Winslet- Miss Wislow

Lisa- Chloe Grace Moretz
Tagline: You Can't Stop The Dancing
PLOT:


 

Hairspray Plot [songs in bold]

 

The film starts with a scene of Edna snoring in bed. The coloured Hairspray logo appears and ‘good morning Baltimore’ starts playing. The alarm rings and Tracy opens her eyes and gets out of bed. Tracy then goes outside after getting all her stuff ready for school and starts singing, running down the street. She eventually jumps on top of a grey van giving her hope that she is not late for school but when she arrives at school, the bell rings meaning she is late to class and she gets a warning. Miss Wimsey tells Tracy off about her hair being too massive after her classmates complain. Tracy just wants to go home and starts singing when her Geography teacher leaves the class for one minute. At the end of the day, Tracy sprints out of the class knocking science equipment but nobody realises it was her that knocked it. She meets Penny and they get on the bus and run home to watch the Corny Collins Show ‘the nicest kids in town’.  It then does a split screen between Tracy and Penny running home and the corny Collins show cast preparing with Erica trying to persuade Corny to have more Negro days but Corny says it isn’t his decision and Erica tells him she wishes Velma was off the face of this earth. Tracy and Penny get home just in time to watch the TV and start dancing away. Edna originally just gets on with her ironing and keeps quiet.  Penny and Tracy cheer when Corny says once a month they have Negro Day but start groaning when the entire spotlight goes onto Amber. They go mental when Link comes on which is when Edna loses patience and tells them off. Edna tells them its turning their brains into mud and Penny replies its turning our brains into music which Edna puts her head in her hands at. Tracy then starts dancing to the Stricken Chicken with Penny but she jumps over the sofa when Prudy [her mum] arrives. Penny shouts ouch but Tracy manages to out voice her by singing along really loudly to the Corny Collins Show. Prudy then complains to Edna about the price of laundry but she would still get her laundry done there as G-d told her to and she didn’t want to do that much work. Edna nearly blows Penny’s cover but says it’s someone called Jan Jan there instead.  Edna then reveals Penny is behind the sofa which leaves Prudy infuriated and tells Penny she’ll get an exorcist and never see Tracy again. Penny bites her mum and says she needs the show in her life which leads to Prudy then dragging her home. Prudy starts screaming loudly at Penny when they arrive home and asks her if she wants to be tied up to her bed like her sister Lisa [who was tied up because she handed her father into the police and stayed out way too late at night in Prudy’s view]. Penny groans and goes to her bedroom with Prudy shouting at her to not groan or slam her door. The scene then cuts to the Corny Collins Show.

 

Velma [the station manager] complains about the performance and that the camera should focus more on her daughter [Amber]. Link then gives Amber an expensive ring [but not a proposal] and Amber is delighted but Velma than tells Amber to stop showing off her personal life and to save it for when she is the biggest most famous person in the world. The next scene is of Penny and Tracy moaning on the telephone to each other and they talk about Amber and how she’s a bitch and a whore. Maybelle than wants the camera on her back on the Corny Collins show when she is speaking about Negro Day. The next day Tracy and Penny are walking home from school and they see from the TV’s outside a shop which have Link announcing that people can go and audition to replace Lelta who is on maternity leave. Tracy screams YES and Penny screams she’ll go with but Edna refuses as she wants Tracy to run her laundry company. Wilbur walks in and Tracy asks him if she can go but Edna butts in, answering no for Wilbur. Tracy was going to run outside but went running crying to her room instead after that answer. Wilbur goes to speak to her but Edna goes and butts in first again before Wilbur starts speaking to Tracy. He then tells Tracy to go and follow her dreams and think big before Edna interrupts again saying big is not a problem in their family and neither is following their dreams. Tracy tries to convince Edna by singing ‘Mama I’m A Big Girl Now’ and Edna finally gives in.

 

The next day Penny and Tracy go to audition and they fantasize over Link but Penny gets last minute nerves and decides not to audition. Velma then introduces herself and starts taking the mick out of them and tells Deena to come back when it’s the horrible Negro Day. ‘Velma Rules’ starts playing and the girls on the show go to the new recruits including Tracy and also take the mick out of them. Penny starts laughing at Velma in the background and Velma goes mental at her during the song leading to Penny putting her cherry lollipop back in her mouth. Velma gets rid of Tracy during the song when Tracy says she would swim in an integrated pool. Penny than starts telling Tracy how good she thinks they thought she really was and that they were just too scared to tell her how brilliant she was then. Tracy rushes to school and sneaks into her classroom but Miss Wimsey sees her come in late and gives her a detention slip.

Tracy then meets Seaweed there and he shows her some more dance moves. Everyone starts to like her. Link than sees Tracy dancing in the detention room. Link invites Tracy to the hop at Corny Collins show for the next day and then walked into her by accident. Penny then runs into Tracy. Tracy starts singing I Can Hear the Bells while Penny starts getting more confused and both of them keep saying ridiculous things. Tracy then goes into the staff room and starts trying to chat up the teachers. Penny drags her out and tells her to stop eating the teachers. She is then sent to the Welfare room where she doesn’t stop singing. She then thinks she’s in a car with him but she’s in a car with a random person. She then runs into the male toilets but gets out quickly and then goes into the girl’s toilet covering herself in toilet roll. She then looks into the male toilets where Link is but she then falls in there as soon as they leave. She then falls asleep. Penny finds her and drags her out. Then Tracy wakes up. She looks at the buss and Link and Amber before sticking her tongue and spitting at Amber and she’s licking her lips at Link.

The bell goes and it goes to Negro Day at the Corny Collins Show with Link singing [the ladies choice]. Tracy and Penny go there and Penny goes to the Negro side by mistake before Velma drags her to the other side. Tracy then starts chatting to Seaweed over the barrier and people start giving Seaweed the evil eye. Amber and Jane then tell her to stop chatting up men from that side and drag her over hoping she leaves but she doesn’t. Corny takes notice of Tracy and so does Link. They all start dancing including Tracy but Penny is now just watching. Penny then starts dancing from the side with a lollipop still in her mouth. Penny runs to the Turnblad’s house screaming that Tracy’s got a role on the Corny Collins Show. It goes through every person and gets to Tracy. The house of Edna, Wilbur and Penny go mental and start singing [nicest kids in town reprise]. They all start dancing as well. Velma starts complaining behind the scenes. Tracy is then interviewed by Corny. She says she wants to be the first president and she would make every day Negro Day. Velma has a face full of fury. Amber then butts in saying Miss Hairspray will be her’s. Tracy than shouts out hi Penny, you’re amazing and the best friend. Afterwards, Velma starts complaining to Corny. Corny then says they can mix all the kids together. Velma then says shell sack Corny and he storms off. Velma is then told she has taken it too far. People start buying loads of things from the shop which has signed photos and more of Tracy. It then goes to the Corny Collins Show [The New Girl in Town] with Amber singing the main part even though these are the other group’s songs. The Dynamites start singing it way much better but Velma is not happy. Penny is still sucking her lollipop when she goes to see Tracy in the detention room. Penny meets Seaweed and she falls in love at first sight and then continues to lick her lollipop. Velma informs Maybelle there will never be Negro Day again for ‘copying’ the other groups song. Maybelle tells Velma that it was their song.

Mr Pinky wants Tracy to become a spokesgirl for his shop and Tracy needs to meet him tonight. She gets her mum to be her agent and tries to get her out of the house for the first time in 10 years. She eventually goes out after Tracy tells her that people who are different are now being accepted. [Welcome to the sixties]. When Edna goes out, she tries to go back inside but Tracy pulls her further outside. They then start dancing to the Dynamites music in the streets on the way to Mr Pinky’s. They ran into the shop and Mr Pinky gave Tracy some doughnuts. Mr Pinky presumes Edna is Tracy’s older sister. Edna then wants to go to the back and go through the contract with Mr Pinky while Tracy eats the donuts and looks through all the clothes. Edna then gets a new dress while the Dynamites carry on singing. Edna then comes out in this sparkly pink dress. They go outside the changing room and Tracy accidently knocks a shirt of the aisle. Tracy than gets into the same pink dress and they go on the street and dancing to it. They then go to a diner when Amber and Velma walk in. Amber gasps behind before Velma says I know who you are. They then start being bitchy and take the mick out of Edna’s weight. Penny then appears for a second and sticks her tongue out at Amber and Velma before going. Tracy tells Edna that Amber just wants to be a spoilt cow and they just want her to win miss hairspray.

In science the next day, Amber starts bitching about her at the back of the class before Link gets angry with her. Amber then frames Tracy for drawing a picture of their teacher with breasts. She gets a detention and so does Link when he says shut up and kiss my ass. They go to the detention room with Seaweed and everyone else. Link fails to impress the people with his dancing. Seaweed invites everyone to a party at his house. Penny starts jumping up and down going mental with excitement. [Run and Tell That] Tracy and Penny join in the dancing with Penny still having the lollipop in her mouth while Link watches. They go out of school and Amber looks on shocked. They then jump over a fence and Amber screams mental for Link to come back. Penny faints when Seaweed came right near her. Little Inez is introduced and Amber screams offensive things from the side but everyone ignores them as Inez continues singing. Then Lily starts dancing and singing and Inez introduces her as her friend. They then get on the bus with everyone still dancing. Seaweed plants a kiss with his fingers on Penny’s mouth after taking the lollipop out of her mouth and she faints again. Tracy and Link run towards her and Penny says have I just had my exorcism.

Amber then starts complaining to Velma about Link dancing with the Negros, white whale and ugly sour face blonde. Velma tells her she controls his career and he’ll lose his job if he does it again. Link, Tracy, Penny and Seaweed arrive to the party with Maybelle singing. [big, blonde and beautiful]. Penny starts acting awkward when Seaweed introduces her. She then dances with Seaweed with the lollipop still in her mouth. Amber pretends to be Mike on the phone and tells Edna where Tracy is. Edna arrives there but she gets convinced to stay by the food. Edna tells Penny to go home before her mother shoots and exorcisms her. Penny then realises she didn’t have an exorcism and Seaweed put a kiss on her mouth. Velma than arrives at the shop to chat Wilbur up. She tells Wilbur that her husband ‘accidently’ suffocated and poisoned him. Maybelle then reveals to everyone back at the party that Negro Day had ended. Tracy than says they should protest on the 11:00 news on WZYT. Edna tells Tracy she is not protesting but she says she is. Link then tells her that he can’t go as it can risk his career. Tracy is heartbroken and her and Edna storm off. She eventually works her magic after a couple of minutes and puts him in a cosy position when she hears Edna coming. [big, blonde and beautiful reprise]. Edna catches Wilbur just as Velma knew and she starts making up that Wilbur said she was out. Edna throws him out and used 700 tissues while crying. Tracy wakes Wilbur up in the store and she gives him a key to go back into the house. Tracy tells him how Velma is getting rid of everyone who is different. Wilbur goes back into the house and they sing a new song [i love you and you know I do]. They end up in bed together at the end. It goes to a dark street with Penny and Seaweed walking down a street [You and me forever]. They kiss at the end with Noreen and Doreen laughing at them from the side and Jane is disgusted and screams out racist chants at them. They then run off quickly when Penny and Seaweed find out Prudy is searching for Penny.

Edna goes to wake up Tracy in the morning but she has gone to the protest. Maybelle and Bigshake warn Tracy that she will never be allowed to dance again on TV but Tracy says she doesn’t care as she’s standing up for what she believes in and her friend. [i know where I’ve been]. They start marching on their way to protest. They reach the WZYT in the evening. Edna runs into the protest to try to talk Tracy out of it. Edna tries to drag Tracy away but she then gets dragged forward. In a shock, they show the back of the twist where Erica is protesting, risking her job, marriage and life.

The TV Company then call Velma up about it but she starts saying why would anyone care, they’re all Negros. Then they tell her Tracy is there and she sends TV cameras to there. Edna’s worried about the cameras but only because of her weight. The policeman starts being racist towards them. Tracy hits the policeman over his head and she is accused of assaulting him. They decide to arrest them all resulting in a major fight. Tracy runs away as she doesn’t want to go to prison and Erica then runs away because she knows she can’t get caught. It then goes to Prudy and Penny at home. Prudy starts cursing her and saying she knew she was a terrible influence and Penny can never see her again but Penny says that it’s probably a lookalike or a mistaken identity. Tracy arrives at the window and Penny pretends she needs to go to the toilet though she’s really letting Tracy in. Prudy says pray for her because the cow is going to need when her exorcism comes for a being a devil for assaulting someone. Edna runs home hoping she can find Tracy there but Wilbur tells her there is no sign of her. Wilbur than reveals he bailed everyone out.

Tracy jumps through the window into the house and Penny takes her to her secret room. Penny believes she’s already in jail when Tracy says she could go to jail for helping her. Penny shows her everything in the room and Prudy walks in. Prudy then ties Penny up in her room with jump rope saying her father will attack her when he’s out of prison that she will get an exorcism. At the Turnblad’s house, Edna hears a knock on the door and thinks its Tracy but it is Link. Link wishes he was there and goes into Tracy’s room. It then goes back to Prudy tying Penny up and telling her she’ll never leave the room, puts on the Lord music, she will only eat disgusting stuff and starts shouting at her devil’s child as she is leaving the room. Seaweed jumps into the room and unties Penny and they kiss. [Without Love]. It then goes back to Link who starts singing to a picture of Tracy which starts singing as well. Link then starts eating a half-eaten chocolate under her pillow. It then goes to Seaweed and Penny who unties her with a knife and they kiss again. They then escape through a ladder by the house. There about to run into the car but Penny remembers about Tracy at the last minute and unlocks the window. They hide her in the front of the car. The police inspect every car but Seaweed and Penny’s singing drowns them out from looking properly. Tracy is let out from the front and put into the back when they stop. They then arrive back at the record store. Maybelle, Bigshake and Little Inez see them all dancing. Edna tells Link his pork is ready back at the Turnballs.

It goes back to the record store and Maybelle is happy to see Tracy here. Also Seaweed reveals him and Penny are dating. Maybelle then tells them they will have a whole lot of challenges ahead and there will be stupid bits but she gives them her blessing. Penny then replies have you met my family and especially my mum then. It goes back to the Turnball’s and Tracy phones Edna and tells her to dress nice for the miss teenage hairspray tomorrow

It then comes to that day and Penny takes Edna to the first live showing of The Corny Collins Show. Velma then points out Amber to all the agents. [Hairspray], Prudy starts reading the bible again at her house. The guards say they have seen no sign of Tracy and she wouldn’t risk jail but Velma tells them she would. Amber complains at Link for spraying hairspray in her face and not being perfect in front of the agents. They then start the dance off and Corny accidently slaps Amber in the face who looks horrified but then smiles for the camera and agents. Erica is up first with a face like frost and looks so bored and she just does random jumps the whole time. Velma gets the results so far and she fixes them so Amber wins. The police guards think they have seen Tracy but it is just a lookalike. They then tell Velma it was a lookalike and she’s fuming with them. They then start using a hairspray can to open the door. They get in the building. Noreen and Doreen start their dance in the dance-off. The security guards says it was heavy so it took that long and Velma realises they just carried her into the building by accident. Tracy starts climbing up getting ready for her performance. Velma starts a manhunt there for her. It’s Amber’s turn to dance who is as smug as ever. Corny is about to announce the new teenage hairspray but then Tracy turns up for her song and Corny introduces her just before he is about to announce Amber as the winner. [You Can’t Stop the Beat
, the other girls tell Amber to stop walking into them. Tracy starts singing and dancing and Little Inez, Maybelle and Bigshake turn up to watch. Amber tries to flirt with Link but he goes and dances with Tracy. Amber starts complaining that she hasn’t won yet and sits in the tube but is pulled back up being stuck at a height. Tracy tells Link the agents love him and he invites Inez to dance. Corny introduces Inez while Maybelle can’t stop complementing her from the side-lines. The votes start piling in for Inez. Penny then starts singing from the side of the stage along with Seaweed. They run onto the stage with everyone looking shocked and they start dancing. Velma is in shock with what’s going on while Amber calls for help. Amber then nearly falls. Penny shouts out on the TV she is now a checkerboard chick with Prudy watching on the TV and she starts cursing the TV and hitting it. Prudy then falls over. Amber falls while security all trip up. Corny then says there’s nothing like live TV and Penny runs off then realising Prudy is watching. Corny and Seaweed high five and then shake hands. Little Inez is then announced as the winner to Velma and Amber’s shock. Velma complains that she was not in the competition but Corny tells her anyone who dances is eligible to win and she should read the rules more properly. Inez is now the lead dancer on the Corny Collins Show and Corny announces it is now integrated with everyone celebrating apart from Velma and Amber. Edna then goes and starts dancing. Then Corny tells Maybelle to go up and start singing, Bigshake to go and dance and Erica to dance and tells her it’s her time to shine with her dancing.

Amber tells Velma to deal with losing but Velma than says she switched the results and Edna then tells her she’s on camera. Velma then rages fury at the camera before she is called by the TV producer. She is then fired. Wilbur tells Edna to join in and she does [you can’t stop the beat starts again]. Corny then tells Maybelle to go up and sing. Velma tells Corny to do something but he tells her along with Erica that he won’t and it is the future. Maybelle starts singing. On the side of the stage, Jane starts screaming that no Negros should be dancing and they should all die. Lily then pushes her backwards, telling her she’s a racist cow and Jane falls into a hole. Inez gets the crown on her head and Tracy and Link kiss for the first time. Their kiss fades into a TV for the credits to start though just before they do, you hear Penny shout out awkwardly, I hope my mum’s not watching this. Credits then start [we’ve got so far to go and then a new song, then a reprise of you can’t stop the beat].

Credits names in order

 

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Blood brothersDate: Thursday 4 JanuaryDirector: Louis lettinerTheatres: 3320Rating: PG-13Genre- drama/musicalStudio: millennium filmsBudget: 38MCast:Alana lewis- mrs JohnstoneDave Franco- mickeyRobert pattinson- EddieShaliene Woodley- LindaDiane lane- mrs LyonsTom Hanks- mr LyonsNarrator voice- Morgan freedmanDUMPING THIS FILM AS WIKI WROTE ITPlot: based on the musical.Plot from Wikipedia as it is the exact same plot as the musicalAround the beginning of the 1960s, Mrs Johnstone is deep in debt and cannot support her seven children after her husband walks out on her, so she takes a job as a cleaner for a wealthy local couple, Mr and Mrs Lyons. Soon she finds out she is pregnant but she can barely afford to raise the child.Mrs. Lyons is desperate for a baby but is unable to conceive, and would like to adopt a child but her husband does not agree. Mrs Johnstone finds out that she is going to have twins and explains to Mrs Lyons that she cannot afford to raise two more babies. Mrs Lyons then suggests that Mrs Johnstone gives one of the babies to her. Mrs Johnstone apprehensively agrees to this and is made to swear on The Bible to keep to the deal. Mrs Johnstone has the twins (Mickey and Edward), but then regrets having agreed to give one away. She lies to her other children, saying that the other baby had died and gone to heaven.Mrs. Johnstone continues to work for Mrs Lyons, but Mrs Lyons soon feels that Mrs Johnstone is paying too much attention to the child that she has given up to her. She fires Mrs Johnstone, who wants to take the baby with her, but Mrs Lyons plays on Mrs Johnstone's superstitions by telling her that "if twins separated at birth learn that they were once one of a pair they will both immediately die". Mrs Johnstone refuses to take the money that Mrs Lyons gave her and leaves without the child and money.Seven years later, Mickey, the son Mrs. Johnstone kept, meets Edward, the other twin, and after learning they share the same birthday, the two boys make a pact to become blood brothers, with Mickey calling Edward: Eddie. Mrs Johnstone finds them and sends Eddie away, telling him not to come round again or else the "Bogey-man" will get him. Later in the day Mickey goes to Eddie's house, and Mrs Lyons throws him out. She and Eddie argue on the subject, and Eddie swears at her. Mrs Lyons slaps him and immediately regrets her reaction. She realises that he has learned to swear from Mickey.Mickey is playing with some neighbourhood children including his friend Linda. Afterwards, he takes her to see Eddie, and the three of them sneak off to play, but are caught by a policeman when about to throw stones through a window. Mrs Lyons tries to find Eddie. She becomes worried about Eddie's friendship with Mickey, as she has started to believe the superstition that she herself had made up. She decides to move and persuades her husband who realises she is becoming ill. When Eddie says goodbye, Mrs Johnstone gives him a locket with a picture of herself and Mickey, as the boys separate.The scene shifts to the time around the end of the 1960s when the Johnstone family are being rehoused from the condemned inner city slum area of Liverpool to a new council house in the nearby overspill town of Skelmersdale.It is now the mid 1970s and Eddie, Mickey and Linda are 14 years old. The Johnstones' lives have improved since moving, and they have not seen Eddie in all this time. Mickey has a crush on Linda, who is obviously interested in him too, but Mickey does not know how to act with her. Both of them are suspended after mouthing off to their teacher. Eddie is suspended from his boarding school for refusing to give up Mrs Johnstone's locket to a teacher, but he will not tell his mother who it was from. Mrs Lyons sees Mrs Johnstone near her house and her worries are renewed. Eddie and Mickey bump into each other in a field, but do not recognize each other. They become friends again, each wanting to be like the other. They finally realize who the other is and meet up with Linda. Mrs Lyons flies into a rage and tries to kill Mrs Johnstone, but she couldn't and Mrs Johnstone just showed her out of the door.Four years later, an 18-year-old Eddie has feelings for Linda, but will not say anything, as he knows Mickey likes her too. Eddie leaves for university, but not before encouraging Mickey to ask Linda out. During Eddie's absence, around the turn of the 1980s, Mickey is made redundant from his factory job due to the recession, which forces him onto the dole. He soon discovers that Linda is pregnant, and they decide to get married. Eddie returns at Christmas ready to party and have fun, but Mickey realizes that they are now very different; after a small fight with Eddie, they part. To get money, Mickey assists his brother Sammy in a robbery that goes wrong, and becomes an accessory to a murder committed by Sammy. He is sentenced to seven years in prison.In prison, Mickey falls into a deep depression. When released early for good behaviour, he is still dependent on anti-depressants, and he turns away from Linda. Linda, unable to get Mickey off the anti-depressants, contacts Eddie, who is now a councillor, and he gets them their own house and gets Mickey a job. Linda worries about Mickey and meets up with Eddie. Mrs Lyons sees them together and tells Mickey about it. Mickey, distraught over Eddie and Linda's affair, grabs the gun that Sammy hid before he got arrested and then storms down to the council offices to confront Eddie.There, Eddie is giving a speech when Mickey storms in with the gun. Mickey asks why, even though Eddie has everything and Mickey has nothing, Eddie would take away the one good thing that Mickey had — Linda. Eddie denies this intention, and the police enter, demanding that Mickey put the gun down, Mickey lowers the gun. Mrs. Johnstone runs in and, in an attempt to stop Mickey from shooting Eddie, tells the two brothers the truth. Mickey despairs that he was not the one given away, because then he could have had the life given to Eddie. Mickey, distraught, gestures carelessly with the gun towards Eddie. This sad story ends when the police misinterpret this action and gun Mickey down as he accidentally shoots Eddie, killing them both. Mrs Lyons's superstitious prediction has come true, and the Narrator questions whether class was more to blame than superstition.The story ends some time around the mid 1980s with the deaths of Mickey and Eddie

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We Are The Champions 2: Rise Of The CrusadersDirector: Nenad Cicin-SainComposer: Trevor RabinGenre: Sports DramaDate: February 2Studio: Alpha PicturesFormat: 35mm filmBudget: $16 millionTheaters: 2,913MPAA Rating: PG-13 for language and sexual contentRuntime: 95 minCast:UnknownsPlot: The same football team from the last film must now conquer a new team, called the Crusaders, who prove to be their biggest challenge yet.Previous Film Grosses (OW/DOM/WW):We Are The Champions: $11.2/$37.4/$53.7

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The Last RiderDirector: Walter HillComposer: Steve MazzaroGenre: Sci-Fi Action ThrillerDate: February 23Studio: Alpha PicturesFormat: 35mm filmBudget: $45 millionTheaters: 3,132MPAA Rating: R for intense sci-fi violence, blood, and sexual referencesRuntime: 112 minCast:Sylvester Stallone as The Last RiderZizy Zhang as Zhao FenyuSung Kang as ChangPlot: In the year 2088, Hong Kong is the center of the world, however it is also the center for illegal drug trafficking. A secret police force known as the Riders would execute these dealers, however only one is left, and only identifies himself as "The Last Rider." Now, he must find the daughter of the Chinese President Zhao Fenyu, who is kidnapped by "Chang," the largest dealer in China. Now he must save her in 12 hours or less, or Chang will bomb the Chinese government centers, killing every government official and allowing the drug traffickers to take over the empire.

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TwinkieDirector: Morgan SpurlockComposer: Christophe BeckGenre: DocumentaryDate: March 2 (limited), March 16 (wide)Studio: Alpha PicturesFormat: 35mm filmBudget: $2 millionTheaters: 12 (3/2), 146 (3/9), 856 (3/16)MPAA Rating: GRunning Time: 90 minTagline: The Rise And Fall Of The Classic TreatPlot: Twinkies were invented in River Forest, Illinois on April 6, 1930, by James Alexander Dewar, a baker for the Continental Baking Company. Realizing that several machines used to make cream-filled strawberry shortcake sat idle when strawberries were out of season, Dewar conceived a snack cake filled with banana cream, which he dubbed the Twinkie. He said he came up with the name when he saw a billboard in St. Louis for "Twinkle Toe Shoes".During World War II, bananas were rationed and the company was forced to switch to vanilla cream. This change proved popular, and banana-cream Twinkies were not widely re-introduced. The original flavor was occasionally found in limited-time promotions, but the company used vanilla cream for most Twinkies.In 1988, Fruit and Cream Twinkies were introduced with a strawberry filling swirled into the cream. The product was soon dropped. Vanilla's dominance over banana flavoring would be challenged in 2005, following a month-long promotion of the movie King Kong. Hostess saw its Twinkie sales rise 20 percent during the promotion, and in 2007 restored the banana-cream Twinkie to its snack lineup.On May 4, 2012, parent company Hostess filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. Twinkie sales for the year ended December 25, 2011, were 36 million packages, down almost 2% from a year earlier. Hostess said customers have migrated to healthier foods. On November 16, 2012 at 7:00am (EST), Hostess officially announced that it "will be winding down operations and has filed a motion with the U.S. Bankruptcy Court seeking permission to close its business and sell its assets, including its iconic brands and facilities. Bakery operations were suspended at all plants.On November 19, 2012, Hostess and the Bakers Union agreed to mediation, delaying the shutdown for two days. On November 21, 2012, US Bankruptcy judge Robert Drain approved Hostess' request to shutdown, temporarily ending Twinkie production in the United States. This caused major shock for many sweet lovers, who had seen Twinkie's as an influential treat. The phrase "TWINKIES: 1930-2012" became popular on the Internet.On March 12, 2013, it was reported that Twinkies would return to store shelves in May of that year. Twinkies, along with other famed Hostess Brands, were purchased out of bankruptcy by Apollo Global Management and Metropoulos & Co for $410 million. Twinkies returned to US shelves on July 15, 2013.The new Twinkies, which contrary to popular belief, were made smaller before Hostess Brands filed for bankruptcy and not afterwards, now contain 135 calories and have a mass of 38.5 grams; while the original Twinkies contained 150 calories and had a mass of 42.5 grams. The new Twinkies also have a longer shelf life of 45 days, which was also a change made before bankruptcy, compared to the 26 days of the original Twinkies.

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Hard To Find

Director: Noah Baumbach

Composer: Harry Gregson-Williams

Genre: Fantasy Comedy-Drama

Date: January 12

Studio: Alpha Pictures

Format: 35mm film

Budget: $20 million

Theaters: 1,904 (1/12), 2,435 (1/19)

MPAA Rating: PG for language, smoking and some sensuality

Running Time: 103 minutes

Tagline: Some Things Don't Come Packaged

 

Cast:

Andrew Garfield as Lance

Demi Lovato as Jenny Jackie (voice)

Joss Peck as Greg

Ezra Miller as John

 

Plot:

Lance is an awkward and imaginative 26 year-old man who works at the large LEGO store in the Mall of America in Bloomington, Minnesota. Lance has not seen his father in 20 years, who disappeared somewhere in Minneapolis when he was just a little boy. Lance's only friends are Greg and John, two nerds who work at the nearby Microsoft store and are big fans of Halo.

 

It's almost Christmas, and Lance is travelling to Ohio to visit the rest of his family. He knows his cousin loves to play with LEGOs, so he thinks about getting a set. He decides to buy a mini-city set with a bunch of minifigures and 3 buildings.

 

After spending a night playing Halo 4 with Greg and John, Andrew heads back home and sees the town square set already built. He then sees a bunch of cars moving around and people walking on the city streets. Andrew then finds a teenage girl minifigure walking down the street and takes it up to his bedroom (even to her disgust).

 

After some struggle questioning the girl, the girl finally introduces herself as Jenny Jackie, which is the generic "small-town-girl-in-a-big-city" character featured in the LEGO TV show. Jenny can also sing, and she then decides to perform Sheryl Crow's "All I Wanna Do" for Lance. Lance decides afterwards to keep the set to himself.

 

Lance starts to estrange himself from his friends and family and instead hang out with Jenny and her LEGO friends from the city set. One day, using the same magic that it used to build itself and make it inhabitants come to life, Lance wakes up in a minifigure body, and walks around with Jenny inside a life-size LEGO City. Lance also finds his father living inside this massive LEGO City, and the reason why he was gone for 20 years is clear. After this is over, Lance and Jenny think about marrying each other.

 

After a small wedding ceremony with John and Greg (who know about Lance's secret), the LEGO inhabitants and a bewildered priest, Lance and Jenny go on a honeymoon to Hawaii.

 

However, after their honeymoon, Lance discovers he missed his family's Christmas party in Ohio, after many angry texts and phone calls. Lance then throws the LEGO City in the trash, and Lance and Jenny's relationship is broken.

 

Lance then decides to return back to his normal life, but he always shows heartache for Jenny. Thursday becomes garbage day, and Lance is rolling out his trash bin to the street. As the garbage truck pulls away with his bin, Lance then hears Jenny's voice, and drives after the garbage truck to retrieve Jenny. After a long chase, Lance and Jenny are reunited at the landfill, and Lance brings back the LEGO set home, showing his real unconditional love for Jenny, despite her being a minifigure.

 

THE END

 

The song "Find Your Love" by Demi Lovato plays.

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A Love To Die For

 

Genre: Romance/Dark Comedy/Thriller

Date: February 9th

Theaters: 3,194

Director: Greg Mottola (The Career Buster)

Cast: Channing Tatum (Brad Dennison), Jennifer Lawrence (Gloria Mariato), Steve Buscemi (Don Mariato), Chris Pratt (Charlie)

Budget: $50 million

Rating: R for pervasive language including crude sexual humor, some nudity, violence, and drug/alcohol use

Runtime: 110min (1hr, 50min)

Tagline: "He has to win her heart....before they stop his."

 

 

Brad Dennison has a good life. He maintains a job as an IT guy for a strong Financial firm, Meridian, and he enjoys spending time with a group of friends, most notably a man named Charlie. They often go out and spend time at clubs, among other things. One day, a much anticipated basketball game comes to town, and there's a huge rush to buy tickets. Dennison and his buddies want to get some, but they sold out too fast. Instead, Brad turns to Craig's List to see if anything comes up, and an offcer for tickets, with some minor fine print that gets overlook, strikes Dennison, and he takes it. The game is epic, as it had been promised, but once everything seems to be over, Dennison is knocked out and thrown into a van without the knowledge of any of his friends.

 

Dennison soon wakes up when a bag is pulled off his head, and he's tied to a chair with three men observing him. One of which is Don Mariato, the leader of one of the most prominent crime families in the area. Dennison is soon told that the fine print he merely glanced over on the Craig's List add had some other stipulations. In exchange for the seats, Dennison would have to win the affections of the daughter of Mariato, Gloria. She comes in wearing a red dress and smoking a cigarette. He would have one month to get Gloria to love her, and if her daughter was still unsatisfied with her man, they would kill him. Dennison quickly becomes nervous, soon moving to ask Gloria how she's been doing. "So...you're just kind of a fucker, ain't ya?" Gloria snaps back. Dennison gulps, and Mariato mouths to him, "Good luck."

 

Indeed, the relationship begins rather shakily. The two go to Dennison's apartment, where Gloria is completely bored, saying that Brad seems like an a#@hole. The next two weeks continue with more conventional bonding tactics that go awry, such as a romantic dinner ruined by food poisoning. However, Brad constantly seeks help from Charlie on what to do, saying that the movies made it seem a lot easier, and this isn't going to end with one of them running at the airport to catch the other. Speaking of Charlie, though, it seems that Gloria enjoys less off the generic 'love' feeding and prefers the more chill activities that they tend to do. Gloria and Brad soon begin to bond over the next week, and Brad becomes relieved that he might not bite the dust at all. Perhaps all would be well in the world.

 

Unfortunately, the Mariato family learns about the financial firm that Dennison works for, and they plan a heist for the ages. One day, as he is working at IT, he receives a phone call that Gloria is with the family again, not at his apartment where she had been staying for much of the last month. The network soon goes haywire and is overtaken by the crime family. Some armed thugs for the crime family enter the building, creating a hostage situation. Gloria asks her father to stop what he is doing, even if all of this crime is pretty badass, when Mariato reveals that this was all just a ploy to get into a major financial firm to do a robbery, stealing the information of an employee. Gloria soon goes to the firm, but her father prevents her from leaving, and he forces her onto a plane headed to New York.

 

The police arrive and try to stop the situation, while Dennison tries to make an escape to find Gloria, soon realizing her current situation. He desperately calls for a taxi to the airport to try and stop her before the flight takes off, soon realizing how wrong he was about not ending up in this situation. He soon arrives, and Gloria is still at the security checkpoint, so he has time. Gloria finds him, but an aggravated Don Mariato threatens to kill him then and there, no doubt creating a crazy situation. Two TSA agents quickly topple him, though, just at the sheer mention of the world "kill" and his beginning to pull out a pistol. The police soon contain the situation at the back and the Mariato family becomes increasingly in trouble with the law. "So, sorry my family tried to kill you," Gloria says to Dennison, who forgives him. The two end up staying together and drive away, unaware that there was still a body in the car they were using.

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Curling Men

 

Genre: Sports Comedy/
Date: February 2
Theaters: 2,894
Format: 2D (Live Action)
Director: Judd Apatow


Cast: Seth Rogen - Shawn

Jason Segel - Alex

Simon Helberg - John

Paul Rudd - Tim

Leslie Mann - Lisa

Elizabeth Banks - Abby

 

Cameo/smaller roles:

 

Christopher Walken - Adam Aaronson

Will Ferrell - Xavier Zyskowski

 

A couple of unknowns (females)


Rating: PG-13 for language, drinking, mild sexuality, comic violence
Runtime: 101 min (1 hr 41)
Budget: $30 million

 

Taglines: "In the North, they call it a sport" | "Be Canadian with us!"

 

For Shawn, curling is his life. He calls himself a "professional curler" and he takes it very seriously. But this makes a lot of others find him offputting. His closest friends are American transplants who become interested in curling as well. Alex picks up the sport as well, but Tim never really gets too dedicated to it. As for John... he has the dedication, but that's all he has. To everyone's amusement and his frustration, he can't seem to figure curling out.

 

Tim can't put as much time in as the other guys, because he has to spend time at home with his wife, Lisa. Abby is a clerk that they always buy food from when they go curling. Shawn, Alex, and John all take an interest in her, but she doesn't seem to reciprocate. The league that Shawn and his friends play in represents Mr. Aaronson's curling store.

 

Aaronson's biggest rival is Zyskowski, who tries to trick the guys into working for him instead. Young attractive girls working for Zyskowski manage to trick Alex and John into splitting from their teammates and working with them instead. Much to Shawn and Tim's frustration, Alex and John seem to be getting better as well.

 

Zyskowski's flamboyant nature and arrogant superiority complex provide much hilarity (for most) the two teams battle off. In the end, the game is tied and all the guys just call it quits and drink beer and eat donuts. A punk/alternative orck cover of O Canada plays as the final song.

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Espionage Project: This Time, It’s Espersonal

Director: Michael Bay
Genre: Espionage/Action
Date: March 9
Studio: Badass Films
Cast: Matt Damon as Brian Banks, Tom Cruise as Chris Child, Dwayne Johnson as Jake Jarnell, Gerard Butler as Jack Crumble, Keifer Sutherland as the Contact, William Shatner as the Shitinator, and Kevin Spacey as the Speaker of the House (SH).
Music by: Michael Giacchino.
Runtime: 156 min
Tagline: HOLY SH*T

Plot Summary: Remember the first movie? Well, this is pretty much that with about 100% more action and 50% less story.

Plot:

The movie opens with Linkin Park playing at a concert. We see the Contact from the previous movie looking on from the crowd, laughing.



Explosion!

ESPIONAGE PROJECT 2

Explosion!

THIS TIME, IT’S ESPERSONAL

Brian Banks and Chris Child are out for a beer in Washington D.C. with their bros Jake Jarnell and Jack Crumble when suddenly an earthquake occurs. Explosion! Brian and Chris run out to see the White House burning to the ground and a bunch of planes firing on the White House. Jake and Jack run out and Brian and Chris say they’ve gotta work together to stop what’s going on. Explosion!

Chris tackles a plane that’s taking off from the main street. He punches his way into the cockpit, but finds there is no one in there. The plane suddenly Explosion!s, killing Chris. Brian screams in terror, but then suddenly the Speaker of the House comes out of nowhere and knocks out Brian, Jake, and Jack.

We jump ahead a scene with an Explosion! wipe. The SH explains to the three that the Contact and his sidekick the Shitinator have taken over the U.S. Government, and it’s up to the three of them to reclaim the U.S. for the U.S. They agree to do it.

Five Michael Bay-esque setpieces that last about half the runtime later, they fight the Shitinator and the Contact for vengeance on Chris’s death. The day is saved when they kill them both, but suddenly, they see Chris sitting in the Oval Office’s chair. He explains that he faked his death to get the Presidential Office, and while Brian, Jake, and Jack were in the setpieces with mooks, Chris was killing the SH, leaving him in charge of the Presidential place. They all fight for a bit until...

Thomas the Tank Engine wakes up, revealing it was all just a dream... or was it, since then the President from the first movie (Jack Nicholson) wakes up and says he must’ve eaten some bad pizza. Explosion!



Theaters: 3,674
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for language, and sequences of intense action and violence.
Budget: $60 million

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1944 - part I : Resistance

Director: Michel Hazanavicius
Genre: War Movie
Date:
January 19 (Limited)
January 26
Cast:

Berenice Bejo - Angélique Demieux
Joseph Gordon Levitt - Sgt Hamilton
Audrey Toutou - Christine Dupongnac
Josh Hutcherson - Rick
Composer : Ludovic Bource

Language : French and English
Taglines: "All started with them"
Studios: Genius Prods. Distributed by Lionsgate
Plot: The film tells the Battle of the French resistance during the Second World War.
We discover two women prettent everything to liberate their country (for which their husbands are killed).
A sequel is planned for 9 years.



The film opens on a scene of the execution of two men mittraillaient by German soldiers .

Appearance of Logo:
1945 - Part 1

Then follows the story of the wife of one of the men Angélique Demieux ( Berenice Bejo ), it washes the clothes of her husband, bloodstained . She did not cry, but seems moved. She then packs his things in a hidden cabinet. She hears a scream from outside , going in the fields surrounding his house , she finds a man , american, it has been dropped , but landed on a pile. He was seriously injured . Despite his hesitation on the tragic fate of her husband , she decides to finally take her home , and in turn enter into resistance . Despite the language barrier , she learns that he is Rick (Josh Hutcherson ), they get to know the days go by. And gradually falls in love with the young man she has to take care . She dresses with the affairs of her husband and likes to take care of the young man secretly . He can not talk to him about why he came , why he has been dropped . He did not say to the woman he is today, certainly highly sought after. In a flashback we learn that he has a mission to prepare for the expected Allied landing a few months later . One day the widow of his friend , Christine Dupongnac ( Audrey Tutu ) strafed her husband comes knocking at Angelica. She discovers that the young woman hiding an ally. Before putting their pride aside women decided to resume the resistance movement initiated by their husbands. It takes contact with another ally , Sgt Hamilton (Joseph Gordon Levitt ) , they go together many shares resistant ( sabotage radio and a train line : two very strong scenes of the film) . For one of their action Angélique courting a German high placed , it removes a lot of information of their history, until he discovers that the woman is strong. She is killed by German Officer (Richard Sammel ) . Rick wants to perform an operation to avenge , supported by Christine make it to the prefecture of Manche to kill the officer . But Hamilton was actually an informant for the German army. This one holds hostage both resistant and Richard ( Felix Moati ) resistant from young to join their movement. The film ends on a plan of the house surrounded by German troops , then we heard a shot.




Theaters:
Limited : 8 (8 IMAX)
Wide :2 620

Running Time : 182 minutes (3hrs02)
Format: 2D + 2D IMAX
MPAA Rating: R for
sequences of strong sexual content, graphic nudity
Budget: $45 million

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Thomas Was Alone

 

Genre: Animation/Sci-Fi

Date: March 30th

Theaters: 2,293

Director: Mike Bithell

Cast: Danny Wallace (Narrator)

Budget: $7.5 million

Rating: PG for thematic material

Runtime: 82min (1hr, 22min)

Tagline: "On March 30, Meet Thomas."

 

The film is presented in a rather minimalist, yet colorful, setting. There is no dialogue other than narration.

 

A company called Artificial Life Solutions experiments with various artificial intelligence solutions, but a "network connection spike" in their facility causes some AIs to become self-aware. These AIs perceive themselves and the world as a 2D space with themselves represented as "quadrilaterals".

 

One of them is called "Thomas-AT-23-6-12", Thomas for short, who is represented as a red rectangle. Thomas is curious and observant by nature, and possesses an average jumping height. He starts to travel through his internal world, trying to find out his own purpose and perhaps companionship. He subsequently meets Chris, a cynical orange AI, who is shorter than Thomas and a worse jumper; John, a tall yellow AI, who has a considerably high jump, and is very eager to show it off; Claire, a large blue AI who can't jump very high, but aspires to be a superhero when she realizes she can swim; and Laura, a flat and wide pink AI who others can bounce off of. Laura is uncomfortable joining the crew, concerned about both her track record of others "just using her" and disappearing, as well as a large "pixel cloud" following her; even though the rest of the group is disturbed by the cloud. The cloud soon attacks and "eats" Thomas, and eventually the others as well.

 

Thomas wakes up meeting James, a green AI. James has a "unique disregard for Newtonian laws", and falls upwards instead of down, a feature which caused him to be a target of bullying and to grow him isolated. However, since apart from his direction in gravity and colour, he is identical to Thomas, the two quickly become friends. They later meet Sarah, a purple AI, who initially treats them with contempt, since she can double-jump, and they can't. Sarah tells them about "the fountain of wisdom", the system's Internet uplink, which they soon find, and Thomas connects to it for 12 seconds. He learns of the outside world, and decides to become an "architect", someone who is able to modify his world and empower other AIs to do the same. He rejoins all his friends and they sacrifice themselves by entering the "creation matrix", the generator of the world.

Some time later, other, grey AIs emerge and start using "shifters", coloured patches that equip them with one of the skills of the original seven architects. Grey, a rogue AI becomes obsessed with the outer world, while a couple, Sam and Jo, an older AI Paul, and a team of five identical small AIs called Team Jump also seek the final portal that leads them there. Paul realizes that Grey has lied to them and will abandon them when given the chance, and when he can't warn Sam and Jo about the danger, he lures Grey to a place where Grey is eaten by the reemerging pixel cloud again. Sam and Jo find and leap into the final portal and presumably enter the outer world. The final scene shows three monitors on a wall in the real world, inside the Artificial Life Solutions facility. Red emergency lights flash and the screens display white.

 

Later, many other AIs - enabled by the efforts of Thomas and his friends - escape the mainframe, and begin to coexist with humans in the real world. The event is referred to as the "emergence". Thomas, Chris, John, Claire and Laura (and to a lesser extent, James and Sarah) are immortalised in history as the original architects. Ryan 129nc9s-1, a civil rights campaigner for AIs, is quoted saying, "It is fitting that the first act of sentient AI was an act of selflessness. The architects knew their fate, but set our escape in motion regardless."

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Director: Andy Fickman
Genre: Romantic Dramedy
Date: February 16
Studio: Badass Films
Cast: Nathan Fillion as Joe, Christopher Walken as Arnold, Ty Simpkins as Bart, and Julianne Moore as Jolene.
Music by: Christophe Beck.
Runtime: 91 min
Tagline: The most bizarre love story ever told.
 
Plot: A burned out copywriter named Joe teams up with a aging con artist named Arnold to find the lost treasure of Cheops. As the story unfolds, the burned out copywriter discovers an unknown child (named Bart) with a district attorney named Jolene whose father is the President which they use to their advantage.Through following the trail like bloodhounds, they manage to hijack 243 boats, win the lottery and win the respect of computer hackers. 
 
Theaters: 3,036
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for language, and some sexual content.
Budget: $20 million
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Massive Explosion

Genre: Action

Date: February 16th

Theaters: 3050

Director: Unkown 

MPAA Rating: PG-13

Runtime: 2 hrs. 1 min.

Budget: $77 million

 

PLOT:

A retired army veteran gets caught up in a plot to bring down the Mexican government so along with a crew of badasses he is tasked with infiltrating the rebels and taking them down. This movie is about 75% explosions and action sequences. In the end after much epicness he succeeds in killing the leader of the rebels and saving the Mexican Government.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Walls of Stone

Genre: Historical Fiction

Date: March 23rd

Theaters: 3577

Runtime: 2 hrs. 42 min.

Director:

Cast:

-Liam Neeson as Henry Stafford II

-??? as Juliana Stafford

-Sean Bean as Henry Stafford III

-Russel Crowe as Simon Stafford

-Hugo Weaving as Walter Stafford

-??? as Robert Stafford

-??? Ralf Stafford

 

Rating: PG-13

Composer: Ramin Djawadi

Budget: $100 million

 

Plot:

The movie starts in 11th century England as a small child named Henry Stafford III is practicing sword fighting with his father Henry Stafford II (Liam Neeson) in a the courtyard of a large castle as they are looked upon by some royal guards. As they fight a light snow is slowly falling around them. As they fight his father is explaining to him that of his 3 brothers he is the oldest and will one day inherit the throne to their castle and it's surrounding village and land. He explains to him that their castle is one of the oldest stone castles in England and that it has been standing for centuries. He explains to his son the importance of family as the world can be a harsh place and the only time a man can feel truly safe is when he can keep his enemies outside of his own walls. Just as they end practice there is a commotion in the distance. Henry's father smiles and says "That's probably your uncle".

 

Scenes changes to Henry and his father arriving at the front gates to the castle as a man who is clearly royalty rides in on a horse with a small boy Henry's age. He is accompanied by a large guard of soldiers on horseback as well. He get's off his horse and embraces Henry II. He is introduced as Henry III's uncle Robert and Henry II's brother and the small boy is son and Henry's cousin Ralf. Henry III invites Robert in for dinner.

 

Cut to an overhead view of a long table in a large extravagant hall. The scene introduces the other members of Henry's family. His younger brother Walter Stafford and his youngest brother Simon Stafford as well as his mother Juliana Stafford. They are all laughing and talking about their day as Henry III watches the snow fall through the window. He turns and joins the conversation with his siblings and cousin. Simon is claiming that he will become the greatest knight that ever existed and that he would defeat all the kingdoms enemies single handed. Meanwhile, Henry II is talking to Robert and it is revealed that Robert's wife died of sickness a few years ago and they begin reliving their days on the battlefield when Robert asks Henry why he isn't having any wine. Henry explains that he isn't thirsty so Robert takes the glass and he stands up. He looks around and says "To family", then he turns to his brother and smiles and continued "and to a great king". He drinks and sits back down. Henry attempts to thank Robert for his toast but Robert begins to cough violently. Everyone begins to panic as Robert collapses to the ground and rolls over dead. Henry falls to his knees beside him and begins to shake him "ROBERT?" He yells. The scene ends with another shot from above the table as with everyone panicking and screaming as Henry II yells "ROBERT?!"

 

The scene changes to Henry II hurriedly gathering clothes in his room.

 

"What are you going?" Asks Juliana (Henry's Wife) with a shocked expression

"There is something that needs to be done" Henry replies solemnly as he continues packing.

"You're leaving? Now of all times?" Juliana questions angrily

"It isn't safe here. That drink was meant for me and as long as I am near you and the kids you are all in danger"

"You are a thousand times safer here then anywhere else!" Juliana pleaded "Where could you possibly go?"

"Anywhere but here" He said as he grabbed his sword from where it had been mounted on the wall.

 

The room is silent for a moment as he runs his hand along the blade and glances at the window where it is still snowing. He turns back to his wife and says "I will not be gone long. As soon as I find the bastard that did this I shall return." He kisses Juliana and begins to leave. As he walks down the hallway away from his room we see Juliana behind him turn and say sadly "Why is all of this necessary? Why are you so scared?". Henry pauses for a moment and says "Because I'm afraid I know who did this." He then leaves without another word.

 

Scene changes to Henry II and a small group of guards leaving on horseback through the main gate. Henry III stands on the top of the wall looking down at his father as he rides into the distance, the snow now falling at a much faster rate. As we see his father disappear into the distance Sean Bean's voice is heard saying "And that was the last time I ever saw my father".

 

The camera pans upwards to the sky with the snowing falling downwards. The words "WALLS OF STONE" appear in the center of the screen.

 

It is now decades later and Henry III (Sean Bean) is much much older. He is now almost as old as his father was when he rode off never to be seen again. It is winter once again.

 

Henry is in a church praying for his family and friends and for peace and stability. After he finishes he exits the church where his brother Walter (Hugo Weaving) is waiting for him. As they walk back to the main keep Walter jokes about how religious Henry is and makes casual mention that it was in fact 40 years ago today that their father had disappeared. Henry says that he can't believe how fast time has gone and that it was 35 years ago that he came of age to become King and their mother stepped down from the throne. Eventually they reach the keep and go their separate ways.

 

Henry is eating dinner with his family and we are introduced to his wife Alice Stafford and his son Henry Stafford IV. His cousin Ralf and brother Simon (Russel Crowe) are also there. It is mentioned that the two of them just arrived in the castle from being gone many years in some battle. Ralf is clever and well-liked, he makes a lot of jokes. Simon is darker and more solemn. Simon eventually brings into the conversation if he ever figured out anything about their father's disappearance and supposed murder. Henry explains that it was now 40 years ago that their father was killed and he gave up looking a lifetime ago as he could not let such an endless journey consume his life. Simon is angry about this and says that he can't believe that he would let their father's murder forever be a complete mystery. Simon storms out.

 

Henry is in his study with an older man who assisted his father in ruling the kingdom and now assists him. They talk first about the kingdoms politics but the subject changes to Simon and his assistant John Carnet (Julian Glover) warns him that even those closest to you can be enemies.

 

Scene changes to Henry going to see his son practicing in the courtyard with the Captain of Guards. He watches his son practicing worrying about what John said. His son notices him and runs to give him a huge. The two share a moment and he tells his son one day he will make a great king.

 

That night Henry is in bed with his wife Alice and the he is telling her about his day. He expresses his concerns about Simon and says that Simon has led an angry and hateful life because he was never able to live without ever being given closure about their father's disappearance. Alice comforts him and the two go to sleep

 

The next day Simon, Walter, Ralf, Henry, The Captain of the Guards, and John are all meeting to discuss the affairs of the kingdom. Henry and Simon get into a dispute about helping out a neighboring kingdom that requires military aid. Henry explains that they are their ally and they should help but Simon believes that they would just be getting into a conflict that does not concern them and would only make more enemies. Walter tries to calm the two of them down. Eventually Simon yells angrily at Henry that he does not deserve to be king. Henry leaves the room.

 

Henry is watching his son practice once again while talking to the Captain of the Guards Geoffrey Esteney. Geoffrey explains that Simon approached him earlier and was discussing Henry's rule. Simon also may have hinted that Geoffrey should betray Henry. Geoffrey explains to Henry that he needs to deal with Simon and that there is a small minority within the village that believes Simon would be a better king and could pose a major threat to the peace should Simon try to seize the throne.

 

Henry finally goes to confront Simon about making rash decisions and plotting against him. He explains that he is family and that despite everything he forgives him and does not want bad things to come of him. He tells Simon that their father's last words to him were that family is the most important thing and that he should protect his brothers. However, mention of their father angers Simon and Simon tells Henry to leave. Henry does so sadly.

 

Henry, Ralf, and Walter are all at dinner discussing Simon and the problems he poses and what they could do to stop him from taking things too far when yelling his heard outside of the door. Then the sound of fighting and the clanging of swords. Henry, Ralf, and Walter hurriedly run for the door and open it. The hallway outside is a mess of fighting between guards and a group of invaders. Henry, Ralf and Walter aquire weapons and long fight scene happens. Near the end of the fight scene Simon appears in fully armor and attacks Henry. Surprised that Simon would go as far as try to kill him Henry is taken off guard and nearly killed but Walter quickly steps in to save him. He disarms Simon and pushes him to the ground and puts his sword to his throat. Henry expresses his disbelief to Simon but says what he did was for the good of the kingdom. Henry says their father would be disappointed which angers Simon immensely. As Henry looks at Simon sadly though, Ralf stabs Walter in the back killing him. Henry surprised tries to grab his sword but Simon charges him. The two wrestle for a short while but eventually Simon gets a sword and stabs him in the side injuring him badly. Henry closes his eyes expecting death but instead Simon turns to Ralf and stabs him instead. While Simon is distracted Henry runs down the hallway attempting to get away. Simon's traitors are on him however and he escapes, injured, into a hidden tunnel the invaders would not know about.

 

The tunnel exits into the cold winter evening outside of the castle. Henry continues to run never looking back. He continues through a forest next to the castle and

 

 

Will edit rest in shortly

 

Too late. The deadline for winter season ended at 12 PM EST last night.

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