Hiccup Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 I will review films in the order they are released. Review format will be as follows. Title Review Rating- Number Rating- See or Not Rating Scale A+ = 10 A = 9.7 A- = 9.0 B+ = 8.3 B = 7.4 B- = 6.6 C+ = 5.8 C = 5.0 C- = 4.2 D+ = 3.3 D = 2.5 D- = 1.6 F = 0 Rating Scale Must See! See! Don't See! Steer Clear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 That cat ain't right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hiccup Posted December 5, 2013 Author Share Posted December 5, 2013 You are soooo excited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccup Posted December 5, 2013 Author Share Posted December 5, 2013 Blood Brothers Melodramatic and uninteresting that not even Tom Hanks or Morgan Freeman can save, Blood Brothers is a waste of talent and fails to be the Oscar musical event that it hopes to be. 4.5/10 Don't See! The Good, The Bad, and The Dead Bizzare, gory, and sometimes fun, Sam Rami's zombie flick shines bright in the light of horror comedy films but is weak as a western action flicks and this is what brings it down. 6.0/10 See! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccup Posted December 5, 2013 Author Share Posted December 5, 2013 Bloodbath Unite Violent, gory, and disgusting, Bloodbath Unite is a bloodbath but not in a good way. Poor acting and lack of real scares makes this film a miss in the horror genre. 1.5/10 Steer Clear! Hard to Find Generic but also well casted, Hard to Find will provide excellent counter-programming in the barren January month and it will be well liked by fans of comedy/drama how it shouldn't appeal to anybody outside of the genre. 6.0/10 See it! Unbalanced 5 Unbalanced 5 concluded the epic horror franchise on a good note but not a strong note as fans would like. The single story is good and creepy but lacks genuine scares and disturbing scenes that make the franchise so successful. 5.5/10 See it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccup Posted December 5, 2013 Author Share Posted December 5, 2013 (edited) 1944 Part I: Resistance The film is well acted although there should be more character development so you can be invested more in the actions of the characters. The score and direction were solid. The ending is abrupt and probably the weakest part of the film. The film is very long and can get dull at times but it always seems to grab your attention. 7.5/10 See it! Army of Two: The Devil's Cartel The third installment of Army of Two remains on par with the first two action flicks and it plays it safe thought the film giving audiences what they are looking for. The acting is good for a action film and the action sequences are well done. 5.5/10 Don't See it! Chessmen The intentions and original story help keep Chessman from being a completely dull animated film however this film can't seem to rise the occasion. The acting is mediocre although well casted and the animation is rough and low quality. 5.0/10 Don't See it! Edited December 5, 2013 by Hiccup 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccup Posted December 5, 2013 Author Share Posted December 5, 2013 (edited) Ice Station 2: Area 7 One par with the first, Ice Station 2: Area 7 is a solid sequel with a strong cast and good direction. The film is rushed at parts and sometimes loses focus on the story but fans of the series will probably ignore these errors. 6.5/10 See it! Slenderman: The Beginning Slenderman: The Beginning reminds us why most horror films should go straight to Netflix. 1.0/10 Steer Clear! Edited December 5, 2013 by Hiccup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Films Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 a film worse than bloodbath unite in the same month. im so happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blankments Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Was hoping for a See on Army of Two, but I'm not that broken up about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccup Posted December 19, 2013 Author Share Posted December 19, 2013 Mega Review Time Curling Men- 5.0/10 (Don't See It) Silent Invasion 3: The Attack- 4.5/10 (Don't See It) We are the Champions 2: Rise of the Crusaders- 6.0/10 (See It) A Love to Die For- 8.0/10 (See It) Demon: The Summoning- 3.0/10 (Steer Clear) Farmville- 6.5/10 (See It) Hush Hush Little Baby- 2.5/10 (Steer Clear) Darkseed- 6.0/10 (See It) Spinach Artichoke Dip- 3.5/10 (Steer Clear) Daniel Tosh: New and Improved- 7.5/10 (See It) (I love Daniel Tosh and I'm not ashamed) The Guardian of the West- 7.5/10 (See It) The Last Rider- 1.0/10 (Steer Clear) MirrorWorld- 8.0/10 (See It) At the Mountains of Madness- 9.5/10 (Must See) Twinkie- 4.0/10 (Don' See It) Espionage Project 2: This Time, It's Espersonal- 3.0/10 (Steer Clear) Pompeii- 7.0/10 (See It) Lost Planet- 8.5/10 (See It) Hairspray- 4.0/10 (Don't See It) Thomas Was Alone- 7.0/10 (See It) Keg Party- 5.0.10 (Don't See It) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4815162342 Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Remember Hiccup we're trying to get actuals for January-March completed by Friday the 27th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccup Posted December 19, 2013 Author Share Posted December 19, 2013 (edited) Remember Hiccup we're trying to get actuals for January-March completed by Friday the 27th. December 27th? Is it okay if I start tonight? Also where are the hold overs? Edited December 19, 2013 by Hiccup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4815162342 Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Don't know where the holdovers are. We don't plan on starting the Spring Season until after Christmas (because who will be thinking about making films around then) so you have some extra time for the actuals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccup Posted January 20, 2014 Author Share Posted January 20, 2014 Currently reading through the films. Reviews should be up by Saturday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccup Posted January 23, 2014 Author Share Posted January 23, 2014 (edited) April Reviews! Life- 8.0/10 Horror House- 3.0/10 The Legend of Redwall- 7.0/10 The Most Dangerous Game- 8.5/10 Walls of Stone- 9.0/10 Next Vegas- 3.5/10 Stephen King's It: Part 2- 7.5/10 Happy Tree Friends- 2.0/10 Move- 2.5/10 Run and Gun- 6.0/10 Edited January 23, 2014 by Hiccup 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccup Posted January 23, 2014 Author Share Posted January 23, 2014 May/June Reviews StarCraft: Brood War- 7.5/10The Academy- 5.5/10 Christine- 4.0/10 Digimon: World Invasion- 7.0/10 Stranger in a Strange Land- 6.5/10Candy Crush- 4.0/10 The Dresden Files: Stormfront- 5.0/10Hand Drawn Heroes- 9.0/10 Interconnected: An Empire Risen- 8.5/10Age of Empires- 7.5/10 The Chain- 1.5/10 Wizardversity- 7.5/10Godzilla: Apocalypse- Part 1- 8.5/10Land of No Left Turns- 6.5/10 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 May/June Reviews Hand Drawn Heroes- 9.0/10 Thanks, Hiccup! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Films Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 The chain [which I just dumped and don't care about] is the 3rd worst reviewed film of yours along with bloodbath unite. I don't really mind though. Candy crush is my joint 2nd biggest film of mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
