4815162342 Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Buzzfeed is full of quizzes and the like, this one tells you what result you'd get in you were in an actual Hunger Games.http://www.buzzfeed.com/adamellis/what-would-be-your-fate-in-the-hunger-gamesMy Result: You got: YOU LIVED! Sort of.Because of a clerical error at the capitol, your name was accidentally deleted from the roster. You managed to stay hidden during the games long enough for a winner to be declared, and then you were able to simply waltz out of the arena and no one was the wiser. Good job?I'll take it. It's the kinda anticlimactic satire of the incompetence of a bureaucratic despotism that I'd find kinda funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJohn Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 I got the exact same result 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1stpierre Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 You got: WINNER OF THE GAMES! You survived through brute strength. You were the favorite to win, and you didn’t disappoint. Your natural leadership skills combined with generous gifts from capitol sponsors led to an easy victory. But answer this: can you keep it up at next year’s games? Everyone expects you to volunteer again… 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChD Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 (edited) Well... I kinda, uhm... y'know... Died. You lasted longer than most by relying on brute strength, but another tribute killed you at the last minute with a barrage of arrows. Your home district was heartbroken and declared your birthday a national holiday. I'll take it. As long as I go down with a song from Gladiator, I'm fine with it. Edited February 21, 2014 by ChD 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1stpierre Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Well... I kinda, uhm... y'know... Died. lol, how did you die? Tarzan, take the quiz too! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1stpierre Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Well... I kinda, uhm... y'know... Died. You lasted longer than most by relying on brute strength, but another tribute killed you at the last minute with a barrage of arrows. Your home district was heartbroken and declared your birthday a national holiday. I'll take it. As long as I go down with a song from Gladiator, I'm fine with it. Oh Katniss..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainJackSparrow Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Apparently, I eat the other players, and then I get diabetes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChD Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Oh Katniss..... And there's the reason to hate the franchise. Screw you, Katniss. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainJackSparrow Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 And there's the reason to hate the franchise. Screw you, Katniss.Don't worry, I already screwed Katniss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1stpierre Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 And there's the reason to hate the franchise. Screw you, Katniss. Well, I consider an honor to lose to The Queen. Apparently, I eat the other players, and then I get diabetes. Eeewwww. Yucky, I don't think I'd ever resort to cannibalism. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChD Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Don't worry, I already screwed Katniss. Until you mean it like the one you ate was her and she gave you diabetes, this joke was so... meh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainJackSparrow Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Until you mean it like the one you ate was her and she gave you diabetes, this joke was so... meh.She didn't give me diabetes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1stpierre Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 She didn't give me diabetes.... Of course she didn't. Katniss is pure. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4815162342 Posted February 21, 2014 Author Share Posted February 21, 2014 Apparently, I eat the other players, and then I get diabetes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empire Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 I'll take it. It's the kinda anticlimactic satire of the incompetence of a bureaucratic despotism that I'd find kinda funny. I got the same result as you did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire of Themyscira Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 (edited) What Would Be Your Fate In The Hunger Games? You got: WINNER OF THE GAMES! You survived through sheer cunning. You won the games, and you never even had to take a life. You ran, you hid, you watched as the tributes picked each other off. In the final showdown, the final remaining tribute tripped and impaled himself on a javelin. Congratulations! What the fuck? I mean, I'd know I'd win, but I know I'd love to whoop a bitch. Edited February 21, 2014 by Claire Holt 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1stpierre Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 What Would Be Your Fate In The Hunger Games? You got: WINNER OF THE GAMES! You survived through sheer cunning. You won the games, and you never even had to take a life. You ran, you hid, you watched as the tributes picked each other off. In the final showdown, the final remaining tribute tripped and impaled himself on a javelin. Congratulations! What the fuck? I mean, I'd know I'd win, but I know I'd love to whoop a bitch. I know, this seems so unlike you. I could totally see you being a bad ass like me and just beating the crap out of a bitch. This makes you seem like Foxface 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire of Themyscira Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 I know, this seems so unlike you. I could totally see you being a bad ass like me and just beating the crap out of a bitch. This makes you seem like Foxface I know. I'm gonna take that bitch again. I'd be the bad bitch. I'd whoop all them weak ass bitches. I'd be the new Johanna. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K1stpierre Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 I know. I'm gonna take that bitch again. I'd be the bad bitch. I'd whoop all them weak ass bitches. I'd be the new Johanna. I was just gonna post that you would totally be a Johanna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empire Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 I took it again and I think my results were more accurate this time: You got: DEATH. You succumbed to a career during the final showdown. You almost made it. You were THIS close! Unfortunately, you couldn’t overtake the career you ended the games with. The good news is that you were so popular with viewers that they made an action figure out of you. Neat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
