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Sonic the Hedgehog | Paramount | Feb 14 2020 | Visionary Auteur Tim Miller to produce | See Sonic's new plastic surgery on page 58

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11 minutes ago, Captain Craig said:

That looked really bad.

 

Reminded me somewhat of that comedy about the "alien grey" who gets picked up in an RV and zany things happen.

I don't even recall the name of it now. 

Paul?

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Wow. You know who is responsible for this kind of monstrosity??

 

You, guys. You, and any basic "90s kid" (those fucks are actually worse than the millennials, if you ask Uncle Shay), that mindlessly clings to any piece of shit they saw on TV as a dumb kid, or even worse - played as a game on their Satan-spawned consoles.

 

How many God-damned movie adaptations are made each fucking year - with a single selling point in the producer's plan:

 

1. There are idiots who will pay for this, because they saw it as a kid.

 

Don't be those idiots, pls.

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2 hours ago, Shrugged said:

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All he needed was some slight changes... It boggles my mind that this final design got the OK.

I don't think a single Sonic Fan would agree to this... Focus group this shit!

Sonic's eyes are triangular. He looks so fucking off when his eyes are ovals.

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2 hours ago, John Marston said:

 

 

holy crap the design on the right is way better. And that's just a fan made one? How can the actual studios and filmmakers do it so much worse?

Well, they probably went back and forth between similar designs, but chose the one that more people would want to fuck.

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1 minute ago, Deep Wang said:

Well, they probably went back and forth between similar designs, but chose the one that more people would want to fuck.

this is why they get paid the big bucks and we just post on movie forums.

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2 minutes ago, Deep Wang said:

Well, they probably went back and forth between similar designs, but chose the one that more people would want to fuck.

I mean the one they choose has an ass so plus 5 points for that. Also them thic thighs. A real big seller. So give them another 10 points. 

 

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8 minutes ago, Nova said:

I mean the one they choose has an ass so plus 5 points for that. Also them thic thighs. A real big seller. So give them another 10 points. 

 

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That's America's ass.

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