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[Eric Atreides]

At least he never skips leg day. Gotta respect him for that I guess.

[Eric Atreides]

BTW @Morieris you're on my ignore list for a week for subjecting me to that visual horror. The fact you thought this was okay for us to see is disgusting.

[MrGamer]

27 minutes ago, Morieris said:

 

It just keeps getting worse.

 

[Alpha]

47 minutes ago, Rorschach said:

Can't wait for Chris Chan to pepper spray a theater employee over some dumb problem he might have with the character's design.

It's a matter so serious, it doesn't even deserve a captain's log introduction.

[MrGlass2]

28 minutes ago, Morieris said:

 

It just keeps getting worse.

Just wait for the reverse shot...

[Eric Atreides]

Wait...two posters...a Paramount movie's coming out next week......HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE'RE GETTING A TRAILER FOR THIS IN FRONT OF BUMBLEBEE

[CoolioD1]

33 minutes ago, Morieris said:

 

It just keeps getting worse.

guys @DeeCee told you to stop posting sonic porn. enough.

[Alpha]

4 minutes ago, CoolEric258 said:

Wait...two posters...a Paramount movie's coming out next week......HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE'RE GETTING A TRAILER FOR THIS IN FRONT OF BUMBLEBEE

Edited December 12, 2018 by Alpha

[Morieris]

4 minutes ago, CoolEric258 said:

Wait...two posters...a Paramount movie's coming out next week......HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE'RE GETTING A TRAILER FOR THIS IN FRONT OF BUMBLEBEE

 

Why don't we have a "fear" reaction. 

[JGAR4LIFE]

I’m genuinely curious to see what’s in the first trailer lol

 

Btw those are borderline chicken legs 

[Nova]

The great thing about this movie is that it’ll become a horror classic and 20 years from now when they decide to remake it, the kids from

this generation will flock to the theaters to see it similar to IT. I see you Paramount. I see you 

 

[MrGamer]

10 minutes ago, CoolEric258 said:

Wait...two posters...a Paramount movie's coming out next week......HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE'RE GETTING A TRAILER FOR THIS IN FRONT OF BUMBLEBEE

[SLAM!]

12 minutes ago, CoolEric258 said:

Wait...two posters...a Paramount movie's coming out next week......HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE'RE GETTING A TRAILER FOR THIS IN FRONT OF BUMBLEBEE

 

I mean, that makes a heckuva lot of sense.

[Alpha]

I mean, to be fair...he technically does have blue legs.

[Nova]

8 hours ago, MCKillswitch123 said:

That is some disturbing shit right there.

 

Praised be the name of those who work on Detective Pikachu for actually nailing the looks of the characters.

It’s like Warner Bros paid Paramount (maybe that’s where all their “critics” money went 🤔) to make Sonic look like the stuff of nightmares so Detective Pickahu is more appreciated and gets nominated for best picture next year 

[SLAM!]

49 minutes ago, Morieris said:

 

It just keeps getting worse.

 

Wait a minute.

 

Is this film set in San Francisco?

 

I thought the film was set in a small town...

[Eric Atreides]

3 minutes ago, Nova said:

The great thing about this movie is that it’ll become a horror classic and 20 years from now when they decide to remake it, the kids from

this generation will flock to the theaters to see it similar to IT. I see you Paramount. I see you 

 

Nah son, in 20 years I'm gonna do the remake. I'm gonna be all Travis Knight in this bitch and make the remake with love, instead of this Sonic the Millerhog bullshit. People gonna be all "This is Sonic done right", I'm gonna get 97% on RT, and I'm gonna right the wrongs of the sins of the past.

 

Not even joking. I already got a whole trilogy in mind that I'll make stupid rich money on. Bet.

[cookie]

1 minute ago, Slambros said:

 

Wait a minute.

 

Is this film set in San Francisco?

 

I thought the film was set in a small town...

It's apparently about a small town sheriff traveling to San Fran to help Sonic fight Eggman

[Eric Atreides]

 

[That One Girl]

wow if I hadn’t been a fucking idiot I could’ve seen this trailer in theaters