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Sonic the Hedgehog | Paramount | Feb 14 2020 | Visionary Auteur Tim Miller to produce | See Sonic's new plastic surgery on page 58

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But that trailer... lmao

 

Pro:

- Jim

- Carrey

 

Con:

- Everything else

- Sonic design

- Sonic design

 

This will bomb, I can't see it getting over $300m WW.

Then again they still have time and the first Aladdin trailer was equally bad.

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Just now, RobrtmanAStarWarsReference said:

The last Sonic kart racer was legit great, the fuck you talking about? 

 

Dropping all Sonic content blows though.

 

More people need to know this. The last Sonic Kart game is legitimately a great replacement for Mario Kart on non-nintendo consoles. 

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52 minutes ago, RobrtmanAStarWarsReference said:

The last Sonic kart racer was legit great, the fuck you talking about? 

 

Dropping all Sonic content blows though.

Is it really? I checked out the Sonic and Sega All-stars racing game and i thought it was unimpressive. Didn't like how each series had 3 identical tracks. So i skipped the sequel. especially when i had Danaica Patrick for some reason. That would be like Robert Downey Jr showing up in Smash Ultimate.

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39 minutes ago, John Marston said:

the Sonic design looks just as horrible as everyone thought when that first poster released back in December

 

 

I love how they went "Let's wait for the mockery to die down" and yet here we are.

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Oh. Oh, no.

 

Where to begin with this one? This not only looks like a terrible video game adaptation, but it looks like one that was made in the late 90s. All sorts of wrong here. Granted, Sonic has had many peaks and valleys during his inception. Most of the underwhelming entries relegated to the previous generation when Naka wasn't really involved with Sonic Team. I don't want to talk about the hands either. I mean, what's wrong with gloves? Those hands look creepy on such a character. I initially thought Carrey's involvement would prove to be a sign of some quality, but it might be similar to Raul Julia in Street Fighter.

 

Edit: I braved a second viewing, and did notice gloves during the highway showdown. Yes, that's how bad this is. I'm looking for gloves.

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9 minutes ago, MrGamer said:

This movie better not fuck up the potential Sonichu event film in 2021.

 

(Trigger alert: Very possible tasteless joke ahead, so I chickened out and put it in spoiler tags. You are warned.)

 

 

Chris-Chan will beat the Wachowskis to first TG director to have a $1B WW grosser. I bet my life on it.

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I’ll be seeing this opening weekend. My younger son loves sonic.

 

I guess besides the music I thought it looked fine, maybe cause I’ve seen so many terrible kids shows things just don’t bother me anymore. 

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