BOF Riffing Club: Up Next - MOVIE 43 - Tonight at 11PM EST

[Fancyarcher]

"This century's Howard The Duck". Howard The Duck made more sense than this.

[Ezen Baklattan]

Now it's time for more racism!

[Fancyarcher]

Nah he got you a hobbit.

[Empire]

Just what everybody wanted to see....a racist Irish joke. 

[Ezen Baklattan]

This isn't funny. It's just disturbing.

[Fancyarcher]

36mins, 36 freaking minutes .

Edited September 14, 2014 by Pokearcher

[Empire]

Yeah, this segment is just odd. 

[Fancyarcher]

Captain Jack Sparrow should have a cameo and steal their gold.

[Fancyarcher]

Unofficial remake to Leprechaun.

[Ezen Baklattan]

A fairy because.....?

[Fancyarcher]

Bad movie are us. Movie 43 sucks my ball.

 

This movie sucks harder than The Nut Job, The Last Airbender, Revenge of The Fallen. It’s on par with Troll 2, Bloodrayne, Son of The Mask Jack and Jill and others.

 

This movie deserves to burn in hell. We must bury all copies. Never let it see the light of day.

 

Movie 43. As bad as a film can get.

 

Movie 43. What were these producers, writers and directors thinking when they thought this film up? Clearly there brains were fried.  High as drunk, strung up by the lake.

 

Movie 43. No just no.

 

Movie 43. Can this movie be any slower? Any more offensive? I have no idea, but I’d assume I will bite my words.

 

I wanna jump after off a river after watching this movie. It’s that bad.

 

The amount of celebrities that were blackmailed into being into this film were pointless.

 

This film is a turd and it rightfully tanked at the box office.

 

Movie 43. Shame, just shame.

 

Movie 43. Dennis Quaid has a nice weird hairdo is the best thing I can say about this film.

 

Movie 43. Just because you’re disgusting and gross doesn’t make you funny.

 

Shit, fuck, fuck this movie!

 

Movie 43. This is where comedy goes to be destroyed.

 

Movie 43. This movie is even worse on rewatch.

 

Movie 43. Come and get nothing. What a piece of a turd. Just how is this movie? BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD!

 

Movie 43, WHAT A STINKER!

[Fancyarcher]

"Violence never solves anyway". This movie tells me otherwise.

[Empire]

So, is Common suppose to be a bad guy in this? 

[Fancyarcher]

So, is Common suppose to be a bad guy in this? 

 

I think he's supposed to be an antagonist character your suppose to feel sympathy towards.

 

Whatever he is, it isn't working.

Edited September 14, 2014 by Pokearcher

[Ezen Baklattan]

Gotta love poorly timed Holocaust jokes?

[Fancyarcher]

I dare you to watch this movie, I dare ya.

[Ezen Baklattan]

This makes The Nut Job look like This Is Spinal Tap.

[Fancyarcher]

"Benny Hill DVD's at Home". I think I'd much rather watch those right now than Movie 43.

Edited September 14, 2014 by Pokearcher

[Empire]

This makes The Nut Job look like This Is Spinal Tap.

 

I didn't think a movie could make The Nut Job look good, but Movie 43 did just that. 

[Ezen Baklattan]

I feel so embarrassed for these actors.