BOF Riffing Club: Up Next - MOVIE 43 - Tonight at 11PM EST

[Fancyarcher]

Beezle, gotta hate that ugly animation.

Edited September 14, 2014 by Pokearcher

[Ezen Baklattan]

Awww....she had the Cobie Smulders hallucination, and Josh has one too! So sweet!

[Ezen Baklattan]

How does a cat even jerk off?

[Ezen Baklattan]

From the director of Guardians of the Galaxy, folks.

[Fancyarcher]

Can you believe James Gunn wrote and directed this segment?

 

Where's Rocket Raccoon when you need him?

Edited September 14, 2014 by Pokearcher

[Empire]

Yeah, I can't believe he actually did this. 

[Fancyarcher]

Yeah, I can't believe he actually did this. 

 

Probably needed the money.

[Fancyarcher]

Wouldn't this be considered an act of animal cruelty?

[Empire]

Well, that was easily one of the worst movies I have ever seen. 

[Fancyarcher]

Don Jon is one of the suggestion. Lol! What?

[Fancyarcher]

Well, that was easily one of the worst movies I have ever seen. 

 

Top 10 easily.

[Ezen Baklattan]

Alpha can pick next, and I'll go after him.

[Alpha]

So yeah, as I'm picking the film, I'm planning on starting my riff at 9 PM EST on Saturday the 20th. That way, I can definitely be a part of my own riff.

 

A few possible selections:

 

God's Not Dead (And I'm not judging the film based on the sheer fundamentalist Christian bias that aggravates me so much, but because it's a bad film with bad filmmaking. But if we do this riff, be careful and try not to devolve into religion bashing, because there's a lot of Christians on this board.)

 

Tarzan 3D (In this CGI animated "masterpiece" that shamelessy rip-offs Avatar, Tarzan and Jane must fight evil capitalists who want to drill into the jungle mountain for a mineral that could power the entire East Coast for months. It would be great to mock the bad voice acting and terrible animation, along with the insanely preachy themes. Also, MOMMEEE)

 

Alone in the Dark (The Nut Job was animation, Safe Haven was romance, Movie 43 was comedy, so why not action? And also, because freakin' Uwe Boll.)

 

Foodfight! (http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BR7MTuKCAAE6vLt.jpg:large)

Edited September 14, 2014 by Alpha

[Ezen Baklattan]

Alone In The Dark, of those choices. We want some variety in the riffs.

[Alpha]

But Foodfight...You guys need to be tortured.

[Empire]

But Foodfight...You guys need to be tortured.

We watched Movie 43, so we were already tortured.

[Alpha]

But in all seriousness, I'll pick Alone in the Dark as our next movie.But the next time that opportunity comes...

[Ezen Baklattan]

Foodfight is the cinematic equivalent of Chinese Water Torture, featuring some of the most horrific visuals in film. 

 

The "No Larry!" scene.....*vomits*

Edited September 15, 2014 by Spaghetti

[Alpha]

[Empire]

:ohmygod:That looks horrible!