Wknd #s: TF4 - 36.4M | Tam - 21.2M (32.9M) | DUFE - 9.5M (15M) | ETE - 8.3M (13.5M) | pg49 (We love the 90s/70s)

[katniss]

Maleficent #1 movie of the summer?

 

 

God, i would LOL so hard if this came to pass.  X-Men fanboys would be in meltdown mode for days on here.  

 

First, their overrated movie is obliterated by a barely legal cartoon Disney queen and her kid sister before it even opens, a cartoon that almost doubles DOFP revenue.  Then, along comes this crazy reimagining of the oldest cartoon in the book, led by another Disney queen, which could very well come along and singlehandedly take on ALL the millions of X-Men and defeat them all.  

 

[Mulder]

God, i would LOL so hard if this came to pass.  X-Men fanboys would be in meltdown mode for days on here.  

 

First, their overrated movie is obliterated by a barely legal cartoon Disney queen and her kid sister before it even opens, a cartoon that almost doubles DOFP revenue.  Then, along comes this crazy reimagining of the oldest cartoon in the book, led by another Disney queen, which could very well come along and singlehandedly take on ALL the millions of X-Men and defeat them all.  

 

Good lord. 

[grim22]

Looks like the family audience didn't show up today judging by Dragon, Maleficent and ETE all having very low increases.

[Dementeleus]

Why the belligerence?

[Fancyarcher]

Looks like the family audience didn't show up today judging by Dragon, Maleficent and ETE all having very low increases.

 

They were too busy watching Will Smith battle aliens on television.

[Claire of Themyscira]

God, i would LOL so hard if this came to pass.  X-Men fanboys would be in meltdown mode for days on here.  

 

First, their overrated movie is obliterated by a barely legal cartoon Disney queen and her kid sister before it even opens, a cartoon that almost doubles DOFP revenue.  Then, along comes this crazy reimagining of the oldest cartoon in the book, led by another Disney queen, which could very well come along and singlehandedly take on ALL the millions of X-Men and defeat them all.  

 

[grim22]

If a shitty weekend like this means that we're in for a surprise or big breakout for Apes than I'm all for it. Shit away!

Or it could be a sign that the audience just doesn't seem to find any movie a must-watch this summer.

[Blackout]

God, i would LOL so hard if this came to pass.  X-Men fanboys would be in meltdown mode for days on here.  

 

First, their overrated movie is obliterated by a barely legal cartoon Disney queen and her kid sister before it even opens, a cartoon that almost doubles DOFP revenue.  Then, along comes this crazy reimagining of the oldest cartoon in the book, led by another Disney queen, which could very well come along and singlehandedly take on ALL the millions of X-Men and defeat them all.  

 

 

Maybe one day when you're at your lowest, you'll remember "oh yeah Maleficent beat DOFP that year back in 2014, that's all that matters in this struggle". Maybe you'll be less miserable.

 

[Blankments]

in ten years, the five who saw HTTYD2 will take hollywood in vengeance; making their own synthetic dragon androids to assassinate dame jolie and duke tatum for killing their beloved movie. i imagine it as follows

 

blankments flies in on his toothlessbot! empire flies in behind him doing loops! meanwhile, jolie and tatum are making out! brad pitt turns and looks at them in sadness, crying because he is like a virgin in jolie sex! fancyarcher and spaghetti fly in on their own dragons, omg so kyute! they all breathe fire on the making out couple, burning tatum to a crisp oh noez! 

 

jolie goes "why gais, dis isn't nice" and the four on dragons state "you not nice for destroying dragon too"! jolie laughs and tells them that only five people watched dragon 2 and the only reason she made maleficent was so dragon 2 could be destroyed in a firey crisp of jolie dameness. fancyarcher quips that if there's only five people who watched dragon 2, who is the fifth person? jolie shrugs but then is shot. she turns around and gasps! brad pitt!

 

brad pitt says "omg wifey-but-not-wifey, i luved dragon 1, it made me cry and shit." jolie says "dude, why wud u share that? crying and shitting at the same time is ga-rossss." brad pitt shoots her again "die you meanie dragon killer" fancyarcher, blankments, spaghetti, and empire cheer, "yay brad pitt" brad pitt looks at jolie and starts to crai. "y o y did i do dattttttttt"

 

empire says "don't wurry brad pitt i have excellent idea" and then empire took brad pitt to meet a friend, claire holt. brad pitt instantly fell in luv with claire holt and vice versa. they made many babies together and decided to make dragon 3 on their own

 

happy endings!!

[ban1o]

God, i would LOL so hard if this came to pass.  X-Men fanboys would be in meltdown mode for days on here.  

 

First, their overrated movie is obliterated by a barely legal cartoon Disney queen and her kid sister before it even opens, a cartoon that almost doubles DOFP revenue.  Then, along comes this crazy reimagining of the oldest cartoon in the book, led by another Disney queen, which could very well come along and singlehandedly take on ALL the millions of X-Men and defeat them all.  

 

lol why do you hate X-men so much? 

[grim22]

They were too busy watching Will Smith battle aliens on television.

They couldn't have missed it if they tried. It seemed to be playing on loop today

[Ryan Reynolds]

seems like Transformers 5 may have trouble reaching 200m, no reason for studios to back off its 2nd weekend now

Edited July 6, 2014 by Ryan Reynolds

[katniss]

Why the belligerence?

 

Are you referring to my post regarding DOFP?  I've stated that this movie is very overrated and lots of fanboys attacked me for it.  So it sure would make me lol to see DOFP fall to a movie that all these XMen lovers seem to despise - Maleficent.  

[Fancyarcher]

seems like Transformers 5 may have trouble reaching 200m, no reason for studios to back of its 2nd weekend now

 

No.

[Fancyarcher]

They couldn't have missed it if they tried. It seemed to be playing on loop today

 

Hmm, I wonder why, couldn't have had anything to do with the date, could it ?

Edited July 6, 2014 by Fancyarcher

[Mulder]

in ten years, the five who saw HTTYD2 will take hollywood in vengeance; making their own synthetic dragon androids to assassinate dame jolie and duke tatum for killing their beloved movie. i imagine it as follows

 

blankments flies in on his toothlessbot! empire flies in behind him doing loops! meanwhile, jolie and tatum are making out! brad pitt turns and looks at them in sadness, crying because he is like a virgin in jolie sex! fancyarcher and spaghetti fly in on their own dragons, omg so kyute! they all breathe fire on the making out couple, burning tatum to a crisp oh noez! 

 

jolie goes "why gais, dis isn't nice" and the four on dragons state "you not nice for destroying dragon too"! jolie laughs and tells them that only five people watched dragon 2 and the only reason she made maleficent was so dragon 2 could be destroyed in a firey crisp of jolie dameness. fancyarcher quips that if there's only five people who watched dragon 2, who is the fifth person? jolie shrugs but then is shot. she turns around and gasps! brad pitt!

 

brad pitt says "omg wifey-but-not-wifey, i luved dragon 1, it made me cry and shit." jolie says "dude, why wud u share that? crying and shitting at the same time is ga-rossss." brad pitt shoots her again "die you meanie dragon killer" fancyarcher, blankments, spaghetti, and empire cheer, "yay brad pitt" brad pitt looks at jolie and starts to crai. "y o y did i do dattttttttt"

 

empire says "don't wurry brad pitt i have excellent idea" and then empire took brad pitt to meet a friend, claire holt. brad pitt instantly fell in luv with claire holt and vice versa. they made many babies together and decided to make dragon 3 on their own

 

happy endings!!

I'm liking this for how fucking insane it is.

[Mulder]

Are you referring to my post regarding DOFP?  I've stated that this movie is very overrated and lots of fanboys attacked me for it.  So it sure would make me lol to see DOFP fall to a movie that all these XMen lovers seem to despise - Maleficent.  

[Goffe]

In the end, DOFP still is the better movie

[Fancyarcher]

In the end, DOFP still is the better movie

 

DOFP is an excellent film.

[katniss]

lol why do you hate X-men so much? 

 

I think it's incredibly overrated.  With a fantastic cast that includes Stewart, McKellen, Jackman, Page, Lawrence, Fassbender, and McAvoy, i expected a story that would do them all justice.  Instead i got a movie that was utterly incoherent to the point where i had no clue what i had just seen after watching it.