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I seriously don't get why people continue to act surprised that films starring female characters are doing so well. They acted surprised with Frozen and CF and they are now surprised with Maleficent. Although it wasn't that great of a movie, I kinda hope Maleficent wins the summer just so it will encourage studios to release more blockbusters starring female characters. 

... I don't want to sound bad, because I get your point. That said, I'd much rather have a quality movie win the summer (be it Apes, DOFP, or heck, even Guardians), than a bad movie. Maybe then studios will be encouraged to release more blockbusters that are worth time to actually watch.

[reddevil18]

Welp...I'm off to bed.

Good night. Don;t let the CJohn bite.

[DAR]

Crystal also had the Analyze This/That flicks

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So excited to see it. Can't see how it doesn't win the Oscar with all the love in the industry for Ebert.

Whenever the inevitable Ebert biopic gets put into development, I pray a good director does it, and then it sweeps the Oscars. Love Ebert; need to see Life Itself

 

Heck... it could be a great final movie for Scorsese before he retires

[DAR]

So do we have to say stranger danger when CJohn approaches us?

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Might see ETE today

So ETE won't get you weird glances in the theater for being alone but HTTYD2 will? 

[Chewy]

DAME.

 

MTV Award Winning Dame

[Fancyarcher]

Now it’s time for “From Person a to Z” with your host…. Dr. EugeneThe scene changes to Dr. Eugene sitting on a chair with a mike in his hand, standing next to him is a man holding a stuff bear.Dr. Eugene: My name is Dr. Eugene and today I’m going to be interviewing Paul.Bernsie the Bear: And Bernsie the Bear.Dr. Eugene: And yes, Bernsie the Bear. So tell me Paul what is your lifestyle like, where exactly do you live?Paul: I live in an apartment, located near a… police station, it’s a nice place, occasionally my neighbors will greet me, and everything seems to be pretty perfect.Bernsie: Oh shut up. It sucks, the whole place sucks. The kitchen barely works, the TV is broken, there’s nothing to do, the bed’s fall constantly fall apart, the neighbors don’t help us, instead all they do occasionally say things “Your leg smells bad”, and “Mind getting out of the way dummy”.Dr. Eugene: I see, now tell me what usually have for dinner.Paul: Mmm, some very lovely tasting spaghetti, occasionally I got other things to eat as well.Bernsie: its suck, we have a banana for breakfast, Peanut Butter and Jelly for lunch, and Chicken for Dinner. The three exactly same things every day, the cycle changes once and a while, but usually we get food from some crap junk place.Dr. Eugene: Oh, now we that got that question out of the way, let me ask you, what exactly do you for a living?Paul: I don’t really have a particular job. I just have jobs that don’t usually last any longer than a week at least. It’s not really that bad, it’s just that I can’t seem to keep my jobs for some strange reason.Bernsie: The jobs usually suck, why should I work on something extremely hard, especially something I didn’t go to college for, when I can just sit on my ass and watch cartoons all day? It really diminishes my talent.Dr. Eugene: So for our next question.Bernsie the Bear: I’m tired and sick of being interviewed, I just wanna sleep.Bernsie just looks at Paul.Paul: But Bernsie I’m sorry.Bernsie: Sorry’s not gonna cut it, when we get home I’m cutting your allowance in half.Paul: NO! NOT ANYTHING BUT THAT!Dr. Eugene looks miserable.Dr. Eugene: I guess that concludes today’s installment of From Person a to Z.

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Jolie was literally the only good thing about Mal. The movie was terrible.

SHARLTO COPLEY

 

You guys remember how Flintstones, Brady Bunch and Addams Family movies were big in the 90s? I think there needs to be a Wild Thornberries live action movie, and I know just the role for Duke Sharlto

 

[ddddeeee]

Trance is still boring.

 

Gonna watch the two Brady Bunch movies instead, so underrated.

[ban1o]

... I don't want to sound bad, because I get your point. That said, I'd much rather have a quality movie win the summer (be it Apes, DOFP, or heck, even Guardians), than a bad movie. Maybe then studios will be encouraged to release more blockbusters that are worth time to actually watch.

lol dw that's doesn't sound bad. I actually liked Maleficent but I see your point about wanting quality movies to win. But honestly if I have to choose between Transformers and Maleficent to win the summer Maleficent wins by a mile. 

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Now You See Me was complete crap, marketing was cool though.

I liked Now You See Me for the chemistry in the cast and some cool action scenes. It sucked as an actual movie, but as a summer blockbuster, it was entertaining enough

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To love someone is to see the face of RTH.7.10.14

 

 

YES

[Fancyarcher]

SHARLTO COPLEY

 

You guys remember how Flintstones, Brady Bunch and Addams Family movies were big in the 90s? I think there needs to be a Wild Thornberries live action movie, and I know just the role for Duke Sharlto

 

 

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Like-whoring is also always a good way for derailing a thread. I'm only 4 likes away from hitting 200 total.

 

Anyone?

 

Sorry but DAT QUOTA

[The Panda]

The Roger Ebert documentary has an epic average (8.6/10). Waiting for Netflix to add it.

Raves are fairly common for documentaries, especially when the doc glorifies film critics.

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You stole my post

YOU HAVE A NEW AVATAR

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Happy Birthday reddevil!

[Jay Beezy]

My analysis

 

DOFP wow-tier comic book movie

HTTYD2 fantastic sequel

22JS funniest American comedy since the first one

Edge of Tomorrow good but overrated

Neighbors enjoyable, if maybe not as funny as hoped

 

The Fault in Our Stars decent but disappointing

Godzilla alright, but disappointing

Chef meh

Maleficent crap

ASM2 megacrap

 

TASM2 - too much like a video game

Neighbors - funny, though was hoping for more

Godzilla - underwhelming, though good monster effects

X-Men: DOFP - welcome return to relative former glory

AMWTDITW - very underwhelming

EOT - excellent

22JS - funniest movie I'll see this year probably

TF4 - first headache I ever got watching a movie

[DAR]

I liked Now You See Me quite a bit