Blank Sells His Soul to the Box Office Forums - A Social Experiment (WEEK 13 - KIRK CAMERON'S SAVING CHRISTMAS)

[darkelf]

I honestly feel like I'm going to cry

 

You're crying of happiness, right? Because I don't see why you wouldn't

[Ezen Baklattan]

Blank right now:

 

[kitik]

here's a little hint:

 

You go to an 8-screen theater. If you didn't even list a smaller release like Left Behind, people would probably buy it.

[Blankments]

here's a little hint:

 

You go to an 8-screen theater. If you didn't even list a smaller release like Left Behind, people would probably buy it.

There are two 8-screen theaters across the street from each other

[Blankments]

Anyone who hasn't voted yet should totally listen to a mashup I made for this week. It's not subliminal messaging. At all.

 

[The Panda]

I honestly feel like I'm going to cry

 

I voted for Gone Girl, I tried to give you something good.

[Empire]

Anyone who hasn't voted yet should totally listen to a mashup I made for this week. It's not subliminal messaging. At all.

 

 

That was really good.

[Blankments]

 

I had a lot of fun with it. Denzel was badass, and so was Coskas. I know we were all joking about him earlier this year, but I expect him to get a few calls after stealing the show in this. I wanted an awesome R-rated action movie and I got it A

 

 

[Blankments]

Left Behind - 16

This is Where I Leave You - 3

Annabelle - 1

The Boxtrolls - 1

Dolphin Tale 2 - 1

 

Thanks guys you're the best

 

(And I am not writing a recap for this one)

[4815162342]

Left Behind - 16

 

Thanks guys you're the best

 

(And I am not writing a recap for this one)

 

[TalismanRing]

Left Behind - 16

This is Where I Leave You - 3

Annabelle - 1

The Boxtrolls - 1

Dolphin Tale 2 - 1

 

Thanks guys you're the best

 

(And I am not writing a recap for this one)

 

Good idea.  I think your  recap for The Identical is what got you into this mess. 

 

That and some people are sadists.

[grim22]

Left Behind - 16

This is Where I Leave You - 3

Annabelle - 1

The Boxtrolls - 1

Dolphin Tale 2 - 1

 

Thanks guys you're the best

 

(And I am not writing a recap for this one)

 

Cage just murdered the competition. Even adding Gone Girl, Left Behind got twice as many votes as everything else combined. The power of Cage cannot be denied.

[SchumacherFTW]

[bcf26]

Blankments, don't forget to add Addicted on your next poll 

[Blankments]

Jesus, this sucks. Just gonna give a bullet point review

 

- Cage is dull. He doesn't go crazy

- The first half of the movie before the Rapture has way too many stilted conversations about God to an unrealistic extent

- First The Identical and now this have a little person in a pivotal role for completely random reasons except to be pissed

- Cheap Aaron Paul annoyed the shit out of me.

- Who knew that landing a plane with no fuel could be boring?

- LOL, Jordin Sparks' role in this is just to go psycho out of nowhere and pull out a gun for no reason at one point of the movie.

- Best moment of the movie was definitely the main girl hugging her little brother (who was the worst child actor ever) and saying "I love you!" and then IMMEDIATE VAPORIZATION

- I also love the random woman who snorts cocaine off-screen once and then her cocaine is never mentioned again

- I also noticed this movie included a cheap Quvenzhane Wallis and a cheap John Goodman, both of which are vaporized

 

Basically, I agree with baumer's main idea that there's a great Rapture movie out there, and I hope it's made one day. However, Left Behind is not that movie. The film is easily the worst movie I've seen this year, as it lacks even an ironic sense of enjoyment with its shoddy production values, poor acting, and horrendous visual effects. F

[Blankments]

BTW, if anyone has any specific questions about the movie, I'd be happy to answer them so that way you don't have to see the piece of crap

[Blankments]

http://forums.boxoffice.com/index.php?/topic/16489-blanks-soul-week-8-poll-only/

[darkelf]

Well, sorry about Left Behind, I was hoping that the Cage factor would be higher than that

 

Anyway, to make it up to you I'm voting for your choice for the first time since you obviously need a break (I was going to vote for "save money" but I'm against all trailer watching so I guess you'll have to save on something less essential like food )

[Blankments]

I feel like pointing out the odd humor I find in that two weeks ago, there was a dead heat between The Drop and The Maze Runner, and since then, I'm pretty sure no one has voted for The Drop

[Blankments]

This is Where I Leave You - 9

Dracula Untold - 6

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day - 2

Annabelle - 1

The Judge - 1

Interstellar trailers - 1