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CAYOM: YEAR IX - THE TOTALS AWAKEN

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It was a shitty move. I don't understand why you made that happen. Do you hate me or something? I am totally not releasing any movies in the year you make actuals. 

Jesus Christ man, is it that fucking important to you that you make a billion? Does somehow coming in at $999,999,999 cause your movie to flop or disappoint? Because $990mil+ seems like a fucking good total to me.

 

When I did overseas, I took a thought about how well each film would do overseas, came up with a number representing that and multiplied the film's domestic by that number. That's all. I didn't fudge any of them up or down except by maybe a few thousand dollars or some other insignificantly small amount. Little Mermaid was one of the ones that actually did better overseas. It was sheer luck of the draw that it narrowly missed a billion. Had I known you were going to throw such a temper tantrum about it, I might have fudged it up slightly. I probably wouldn't have because it's a really insignificant thing to get sniffy about. Maybe if the overseas had been so low that TLM flopped, then I might have accepted you getting annoyed. But it's just you failing to hit a perfectly meaningless milestone and assuming that I fucked you over somehow. Believe me, if I was going to fuck you over, I'd like to think I could do a much better job than that.

 

Now, if it'll remove the bad blood between us then sure, I'll sponsor your bid to increase Watch Dogs's overseas total. (Even if personally, I do think $300m is still a pretty good total.)

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Do not leave CJohn, because Year 10 is my year.

 

And I'm going to give things a very scrutinizing lookover. Do not take anything for granted, Monsieur Scar.

... I can't tell if this is a threat towards me or Rukaio lol

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Well, I'm glad all that's been sorted. 

 

Also, I shall be nice enough to CJohn not to replace all his films on the Advanced Schedule with equivalent porn movie titles just to prove that, if I'm deliberately out to fuck with him, I can do a hell of a lot better than 'making a film slightly miss a billion WW'.

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Have some profits:

 

Star Wars: Age of the Republic - +419,885,214
The 39 Clues: Beyond the Grave - +410,985,425
Beauty and the Beast - +388,518,334
Attack on Titan - +340,804,046
Godzilla: Apocalypse Part 2 - +320,712,898
Cybernetic 7 - +290,890,347
Clear and Present Danger - +269,064,727
Sir Thymes Time 2 - +222,273,536
Legacy of the Joestars: Phantom Blood - +198,015,271
Death Note: Eyes of a God - +194,834,278
Watch Dogs - + 172,542,622
Life of Galileo - +171,438,778
Among the Imposters - +168,612,186
Dawn of the Last Six - +165,328,706
Fate Stay Night - +161,171,170
The House of Atreus - +152,871,675
Numbers Theory - +151,301,526
Vinland Saga - +150,487,944
The Ice Diaries - +147,846,715
Overdrive - +129,503,616
Chuck Norris and Liam Neeson vs. the Underworld - +127,985,475
The Sky Crawlers - +122,987,880
Teen Titans - +119,295,116
Me and My Shadow - +117,207,856
Dauntless - +113,982,410
Allegiant - +112,515,200
The Once and Future King: The Ill-Made Knight - +108,171,178
Conventionally Wiser - +96,458,356
The Adventures of Scrooge McDuck - +95,891,978
Black Cat - +91,827,227
Log Horizon - +83,202,507
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney – Part 1 - +71,912,319
Alice in Horrorland - +69,335,681
Yellow Wallpaper - +64,928,237
The Little Drummer Boy - +63,143,698
The Cloud - +56,030,533
The Battle for Brazil - +55,112,198
Yzma - +53,257,318
OMG Sharkz! - +52,898,367
The Red Pyramid - +48,490,351
Train 38 - +48,449,618
Mickey After Walt - +44,833,360
A Series of Unfortunate Events: Movie the Fifth - +43,473,958
The Beast of Loch Ness - +42,384,421
Ship of Lies - +40,274,993
Train to Paradise - +39,683,512
Hellsing - +36,161,328
Forgotten Sound - +32,187,236
Skyjumper - +31,628,314
Minnie's Summer Vacation - +29,662,240
The Cave - +26,728,235
Slenderman: The Search - +26,346,536
Silent Invasion 3D: The Final Chapter - +24,636,046
I Am Malala - +23,557,499
Fortune's Hunters - +21,789,415
The Disappearance of Ashley, Kansas - +19,690,283
Samara - +18,570,620
Suicide is Painless - +19,150,693
Lord of the Flies - +16,261,228
Tick Tock - +16,031,381
Dystopia, USA - +15,771,038
Walking Alone - +15,718,488
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - The Legacy of Nightmare Rarity - +15,650,572
The Best of You - +15,497,958
Into the Dead - +15,441,095
5 Centimeters per Second - +15,335,559
Tortoise Run - +14,304,896
The Last Six in 3D - +13,814,157
If - +13,317,970
The Thin, the Fat, and the Felon - +12,418,819
Sailing Champion - +12,303,874
Cabin Fever - +11,548,461
Tyrant III: The Final Chapter - +11,021,785
The Lucky Winner - +10,707,063
Mystery Science Theater 3000: Thomas the Tank Engine - +9,987,076
The Fifth Wave - +9,714,153
Because the Internet - +8,118,267
The Tudors - +6,404,473
3:40 AM - +6,275,908
Mine - +4,366,766
Island of Dreams - +3,731,229
Epicer Chase - +3,579,098
A Midsummer Night’s Dream - +3,076,569
1,843 Miles and 28 Hours on I-75 S - 0
The Little Mermaid 3D: The Family Edition - 0
Peace at Last - -296,368
Heaven - -1,414,192
Polybius - -1,610,802
Vector - -1,868,152
Where You Imagine - -2,577,124
Things That Are - -3,012,975
Sweet Disposition - -3,555,633
Horror House 2 - -4,588,205
Childhood Ruined 2 - -5,959,992
This is Not a Game - -6,420,270
An Odd Road Trip - -7,848,836
American Idiot - -9,262,699
Kansas - -9,923,679
The Special Effects Team 2 - -10,798,051
The Hateful Eight Redux - -11,405,419
Change of Heart - -12,013,542
Portentous Dealings - -12,594,209
Candle Cove - -14,212,486
Our Future - -21,075,033
Ice Desert - -40,659,358
Tyler Perry's Madea's Time Machine - -47,056,605
Urinetown - -71,706,241
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Just looked at this and I see the overseas audience liked Epicer chase more than DOM audience did. They saved it from not being a major flop and getting a tiny profit. :lol:

The ending trilogy sequel can now happen. :P

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