The Nutcracker and the Four Realms | Nov 2 2018 | Lasse Hallstrom

[MrGamer]

*Watching trailer*

 

Morgan Freeman: Your mother was the greatest inventor I ever knew and there was never any doubt when I asked what her greatest creation was...

Me: Don't you fucking dare, Freeman...

Freeman: ...You!

Me: MOTHERFUCKER!!!

 

This looks fucking terrible.

[Zakiyyah6]

It looks so bad.

[aabattery]

 

[Marathon]

In the poster...

 

Keira Knightley (as was said) looks like Julianne Moore.

Helen Mirren looks like Kathy Griffin.

(Was also gonna say Freeman looks like Forest Whitaker, but that maybe isn't true.)

[Mr Impossible]

You'd have to pay me to watch this. Looks like a poor man's Alice in Wonderland, a film I hated. 

[clockwork]

27 minutes ago, Mr Impossible said:

You'd have to pay me to watch this. Looks like a poor man's Alice in Wonderland, a film I hated. 

This so much. Surprised that Tim Burton's name isn't attached to it. 

[shayhiri]

That's just the film for the Shay!! The best of surprises...

[MrFanaticGuy34]

6 hours ago, Zakiyyah6 said:

It looks so bad.

Now, will the film be bad? We can’t really judge exactly what the quality of the film will be.

 

Either it could be better than expected....or it’s PR2 all over again?

[jking123]

I would be shocked if this is better than a Wrinkle in time.

 

[Morieris]

[MrFanaticGuy34]

1 hour ago, Morieris said:

Mackenzie Foy looks very cute & lovely here. ☺️😉

 

Shame she isn’t talked about as much as other actresses. I consider her an underrated actress. 👍🏻

[MovieMan89]

Yikes, yeah gonna go ahead and officially say after that trailer that Disney's perfect 100m 2018 is dead with this one. Even the second rate Alice in Wonderland comparisons are being generous, looks more like a second rate Through the Looking Glass. Playing well through the holiday will only help so much if this can't even crack 20m on OW, which wouldn't surprise me. 

[dudalb]

I can almost hear the Ghost of Tchaikovsky screaming "I don't want my name to be associated with this crap".

Edited August 10, 2018 by dudalb

[MovieMan89]

If this wasn't Disney, it would be getting straight to Netflix'd. 

[Hades]

1 hour ago, MovieMan89 said:

If this wasn't Disney, it would be getting straight to Netflix'd. 

Its not too late for them to pull it and put it in their own streaming stuff....Should have done that for Chris Robbins movie too. 

[Morieris]

4 hours ago, Hades said:

Its not too late for them to pull it and put it in their own streaming stuff....Should have done that for Chris Robbins movie too. 

 

If it was cheaper, I'd expect them to do it.

 

[TwoMisfits]

On 8/8/2018 at 11:32 PM, Mr Impossible said:

You'd have to pay me to watch this. Looks like a poor man's Alice in Wonderland, a film I hated. 

This is exactly what we said after watching the trailer - it looks like someone Alice'd Nutcracker...

[MrGlass2]

On 8/10/2018 at 8:57 PM, MovieMan89 said:

Yikes, yeah gonna go ahead and officially say after that trailer that Disney's perfect 100m 2018 is dead with this one. Even the second rate Alice in Wonderland comparisons are being generous, looks more like a second rate Through the Looking Glass. Playing well through the holiday will only help so much if this can't even crack 20m on OW, which wouldn't surprise me. 

Well it does look like a super-generic Disney movie, but why would it go so low? Those movies are popular at the moment, even a bad one should easily reach $100M.

[InVy]

32 minutes ago, MrGlass2 said:

Well it does look like a super-generic Disney movie, but why would it go so low? Those movies are popular at the moment, even a bad one should easily reach $100M.

only those Disney movies that are based on former Disney cartoons which are still popular. all "original" Disney live action movies recently at best underpeform but usually bomb. 

[nick64]

^Are you guys all forgetting that Christopher Robin ain’t reaching 100m?