SUICIDE SQUAD WEEKEND THREAD | New REVISED SUNDAY NUMBER 134m FROM GURU ON PG 212 | 267.1M WW OW | Nine Lives 6.5 OW |No Spoilers Allowed!!! | ACCOUNT SALES THIS WEEKEND - see first post for details !!

[Jayhawk the Hutt]

8 minutes ago, K1stpierre said:

 

 Well, unless my cat can somehow pregnate me then I think I'm safe. He's the only male in my life.

 

I want to be able to travel, I want to go to Europe so badly. Me and my sis are I think planning on going to Swiz sometime next year.

Be careful with that. They're.... thorny bastards.

[Ezen Baklattan]

Suicide Squad was almost sold out at my 7:40 show. 

 

I....was not a fan. More on the RTM thread later.

[K1stpierre]

1 minute ago, Jayhawk said:

Be careful with that. They're.... thorny bastards.

 

 

[MrPink]

1 minute ago, Jack Nevada said:

This whole thread has been classic BOT. It's *kisses fingers like a chef* 

 

 

 

 

 

[WrathOfHan]

#LonelyVirginClub 

[Dementeleus]

Just now, Jack Nevada said:

This whole thread has been classic BOT. It's *kisses fingers like a chef* 

 

You mean, like a 

[K1stpierre]

Just now, Spaghetti said:

Suicide Squad was almost sold out at my 7:40 show. 

 

I....was not a fan. More on the RTM thread later.

 

Huh?......movie talk?.......Oh. Right.

[ecstasy]

19 minutes ago, MrPink said:

 

 

I don't think she's that type of girl.

 

But hopefully things get real intense.

 

We go up to her room.

 

And we get comfy.

 

...And we watch some Nolan movies.

LOL what a buzzkill.

[K1stpierre]

1 minute ago, WrathOfHan said:

#LonelyVirginClub 

 

 

 

Seemed like a more accurate depiction for this.  Great band, always loved them.

 

[MrPink]

1 minute ago, WrathOfHan said:

#LonelyVirginClub 

 

Fuck you, you 17 hoe.

[Jayhawk the Hutt]

1 minute ago, WrathOfHan said:

#LonelyVirginClub 

You got plenty of time dude. You are home-schooled right? That would put a damper on most sexual activity in high school...

[Ozymandias]

The DCU is becoming an inspiration for aspiring screenwriters because now you don't need a plot or any kind of sufficient character motivation to make successful movies.

[K1stpierre]

21 minutes ago, MrPink said:

 

 

I don't think she's that type of girl.

 

But hopefully things get real intense.

 

We go up to her room.

 

And we get comfy.

 

...And we watch some Nolan movies.

 

She'd more than likely fall through a plot hole on her way there.  

[trifle]

3 minutes ago, K1stpierre said:

 

 

 

The Alps are beautiful, and once you are there, you have four other countries within a day's drive. (Or train ride.)

 

(Well, actually, a ton more within a day's train ride.  But you can visit 4 easily and still be based in Switzerland.)

Edited August 6, 2016 by trifle

[DAR]

This has become a box office therapy session.

 

Yesterday at the doctor's office she pulled a fly  that was stuck in my ear, well more like syringed it out.

 

But then I'm told to pull my pants down so my prostate can be checked.  And while I get the finger up my ass I'm told to relax.  Well I'm sorry it's not in my dna to relax with something up my ass.

[ecstasy]

8 minutes ago, Jayhawk said:

A little late responding but...

 

I lost my virginity to a girl who ended up being a lesbian. So yeah.

 

I may be a little drunk right now 

LOL at all these true confessions.

[K1stpierre]

Just now, trifle said:

 

The Alps are beautiful, and once you are there, you have four other countries within a day's drive. (Or train ride.)

Yeah! My sister's fiance told us that he's heard they are absolutely breath taking to see. Plus, I hear Switz has amazing chocolate. I love chocolate....... 

[WrathOfHan]

3 minutes ago, MrPink said:

 

Fuck you, you 17 hoe.

16 you bitch.

 

2 minutes ago, Jayhawk said:

You got plenty of time dude. You are home-schooled right? That would put a damper on most sexual activity in high school...

On the bright side I start community college in a couple weeks; not that I'm going for sexual activity  

[Water Bottle]

Just now, DAR said:

This has become a box office therapy session.

 

Yesterday at the doctor's office she pulled a fly  that was stuck in my ear, well more like syringed it out.

 

But then I'm told to pull my pants down so my prostate can be checked.  And while I get the finger up my ass I'm told to relax.  Well I'm sorry it's not in my dna to relax with something up my ass.

 

Stick to women then.

[ecstasy]

Just now, DAR said:

This has become a box office therapy session.

 

Yesterday at the doctor's office she pulled a fly  that was stuck in my ear, well more like syringed it out.

 

But then I'm told to pull my pants down so my prostate can be checked.  And while I get the finger up my ass I'm told to relax.  Well I'm sorry it's not in my dna to relax with something up my ass.

Happens a lot?