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[CJohn]

WE ARE GOING INTO APRIL NOW AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MOST OF THESE MOVIES IS

 

Going in Style - 12/40

Smurfs: The Lost Village - 27/90

 

The Fate of the Furious - 125/265

 

Unforgettable - 10/21

 

The Circle - 9/23

Untitled Paramount Event Horror Movie in IMAX - This will probably be something strong, but I can't predict it right now for obvious reasons

[filmlover]

1 minute ago, CJohn said:

WE ARE GOING INTO APRIL NOW AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MOST OF THESE MOVIES IS

 

Going in Style - 12/40

Smurfs: The Lost Village - 27/90

 

The Fate of the Furious - 125/265

 

Unforgettable - 10/21

 

The Circle - 9/23

Untitled Paramount Event Horror Movie in IMAX - This will probably be something strong, but I can't predict it right now for obvious reasons

I know you're stoked for Unforgettable, CJohn. Don't lie.

[CJohn]

I AM LOSING NO TIME WITH THIS SHIT LIKE THAT ONE GUY AND HAN WHICH ARE JUST SLEEPWALKING, LETS GET INTO MAY

 

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 - 135/345

 

King Arthur - 21/53

Snatched - 22/67

 

Alien: Covenant - 50/125

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul - 14/44

Everything, Everything - 11/28

 

Baywatch - 47/60/145

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales - 65/80/170

 

[CJohn]

2 minutes ago, filmlover said:

I know you're stoked for Unforgettable, CJohn. Don't lie.

The trailer is magical.

[WrathOfHan]

1 minute ago, CJohn said:

I AM LOSING NO TIME WITH THIS SHIT LIKE THAT ONE GUY AND HAN WHICH ARE JUST SLEEPWALKING, LETS GET INTO MAY

 

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 - 135/345

 

King Arthur - 21/53

Snatched - 22/67

 

Alien: Covenant - 50/125

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul - 14/44

Everything, Everything - 11/28

The Nut Job 2 - 20/60

 

Baywatch - 47/60/145

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales - 65/80/170

 

You try writing over 9,000 words and tell me how easy it is  

[CJohn]

1 minute ago, WrathOfHan said:

You try writing over 9,000 words and tell me how easy it is  

Nobody is reading them 

[That One Girl]

@CJohn Anyone can make some random prediction they pull out of their ass, so how about you try actually writing something about the movie you're predicting

[filmlover]

5 minutes ago, CJohn said:

I AM LOSING NO TIME WITH THIS SHIT LIKE THAT ONE GUY AND HAN WHICH ARE JUST SLEEPWALKING, LETS GET INTO MAY

 

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 - 135/345

 

King Arthur - 21/53

Snatched - 22/67

 

Alien: Covenant - 50/125

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul - 14/44

Everything, Everything - 11/28

The Nut Job 2 - 20/60

 

Baywatch - 47/60/145

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales - 65/80/170

 

The Nut Job 2 has been moved to August.

[CJohn]

Just now, filmlover said:

The Nut Job 2 has been moved to August.

Stupid BOM not updated yet. Thanks.

[WrathOfHan]

14 minutes ago, CJohn said:

Nobody is reading them 

 

[Amadeus]

forum's being filled with dioxis.

[Jay Beezy]

1 hour ago, WrathOfHan said:

 

 

I read them.

 

For inconsistencies. ?

Edited January 8, 2017 by Jay Beezy

[That One Girl]

Get Out - I think this could end up being a nice little horror flick, but with my predicted breakouts of Split and A Cure for Wellness, I kind of doubt people will end up seeing this.  Might have decent legs though.  10/28 (2.8x)
 

Rock Dog - From the studio that brought you Norm of the North... 5/12 (2.4x)

[CJohn]

SUMMAH POWAH

 

JUNE

Captain Underpants - 45/155

Wonder Woman - 105/255

 

The Mummy - 34/101

 

Cars 3 - 65/205

 

Transformers: The Last Knight - 85/200

 

Despicable Me 3 - 120/355

 

JULY

Spider-Man: Homecoming - 110/275

 

Bad Dads - 21/60

War for the Planet of the Apes - 68/190

 

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets - 11/23

Dunkirk - 51/200

 

The Dark Tower - 24/61

 

AUGUST

The Emoji Movie - 38/107

 

Baby Driver - 13/40

Annabelle 2 - 30/75

 

The Hitman's Bodyguard - 17/54

Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature - 17/62

 

 

What are half of these movies anyway?

SEPTEMBER

Renegades - 6/7/15

 

It - 33/65

 

Ninjago - 25/95

 

American Made - 21/57

Flatliners - 13/29

 

OCTOBER

Blade Runner 2049 - 37/125

Kingsman: The Golden Circle - 41/101

My Little Pony - 18/65

 

Friday the 13th - 45/65

The Commuter - 14/40

The Snowman - 9/25

 

Geostorm - 23/56

Insidious: Chapter 4 - 18/38

 

Saw - 30/53

Cloverfield 3 - 28/60

 

NOVEMBER

A Bad Moms Christmas - 38/108

Thor: Ragnarok - 110/280

 

Red Sparrow - 24/77

 

Justice League - 144/315

 

Coco - 45/67/190

Let It Snow - 10/14/28

Murder on the Orient Express - 13/18/48

 

DECEMBER

Star Wars: Episode VIII - 303/1.003B

 

Jumanji - 38/165

Pitch Perfect 3 - 33/125

 

 

 

 

[WrathOfHan]

1 minute ago, CJohn said:

SUMMAH POWAH

 

JUNE

Captain Underpants - 45/155

The Mummy - 34/101

Transformers: The Last Knight - 85/200

The Dark Tower - 24/61

The Emoji Movie - 38/107

Kingsman: The Golden Circle - 41/101

My Little Pony - 18/65

Friday the 13th - 45/65

Geostorm - 23/56

Murder on the Orient Express - 13/18/48

Star Wars: Episode VIII - 303/1.003B

 

 

 

 

lmao

[CJohn]

7 minutes ago, WrathOfHan said:

lmao

Ok

[Alli]

16 minutes ago, CJohn said:

SUMMAH POWAH

 

JUNE

Captain Underpants - 45/155

Wonder Woman - 105/255

 

The Mummy - 34/101

 

Cars 3 - 65/205

 

Transformers: The Last Knight - 85/200

 

Despicable Me 3 - 120/355

 

JULY

Spider-Man: Homecoming - 110/275

 

Bad Dads - 21/60

War for the Planet of the Apes - 68/190

 

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets - 11/23

Dunkirk - 51/200

 

The Dark Tower - 24/61

 

AUGUST

The Emoji Movie - 38/107

 

Baby Driver - 13/40

Annabelle 2 - 30/75

 

The Hitman's Bodyguard - 17/54

Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature - 17/62

 

 

What are half of these movies anyway?

SEPTEMBER

Renegades - 6/7/15

 

It - 33/65

 

Ninjago - 25/95

 

American Made - 21/57

Flatliners - 13/29

 

OCTOBER

Blade Runner 2049 - 37/125

Kingsman: The Golden Circle - 41/101

My Little Pony - 18/65

 

Friday the 13th - 45/65

The Commuter - 14/40

The Snowman - 9/25

 

Geostorm - 23/56

Insidious: Chapter 4 - 18/38

 

Saw - 30/53

Cloverfield 3 - 28/60

 

NOVEMBER

A Bad Moms Christmas - 38/108

Thor: Ragnarok - 110/280

 

Red Sparrow - 24/77

 

Justice League - 144/315

 

Coco - 45/67/190

Let It Snow - 10/14/28

Murder on the Orient Express - 13/18/48

 

DECEMBER

Star Wars: Episode VIII - 303/1.003B

 

Jumanji - 38/165

Pitch Perfect 3 - 33/125

 

 

 

 

Reasonable predictions (except Star Wars.....what were you thinking????)

[Eric Atreides]

@That One Guy

 March is less than two months away man.

[That One Girl]

Logan - The trailer got amazing as shit buzz.  Everyone is hyped as fuck for it, and Deadpool has proved that even R-rated superheroes could open big.  I think this will be Deadpool on a bit of a smaller scale.  Deadpool was lightning in a bottle, but this should be able to at least semi-recapture it.  100/270 (2.7x)

 

Leap! - .  Weinstein is so cute when they try and release animated movies.  2/4 (2x)

 

The Shack - The trailer for this was all kinds of confusing.  Seemed to have no idea what it was trying to sell.  It is based on a book apparently, so it might do better than all the failed religious movies out there.  Still, don't count on this doing much.  10/30 (3x)

 

Before I Fall - Looks like something that teens might pick up and watch, but every other potential audience member will be alienated.  I don't expect much from this.  7/16 (2.28x)

[IronJimbo]

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