Spaghetti and The Panda Present: THE FIFTH ANNUAL BOFFY AWARDS! La La Land, Arrival, and Zootopia Lead the Pack!

[Jason]

1 minute ago, Spaghetti by the Sea said:

Cue cannastop and Jason having pure ecstacy.

 

Can confirm this is a surprise for me.

 

Also @The Panda and @cannastop, great write-ups. My sorry procrastinating butt will post the one I was supposed to have submitted after the ceremony.

[CoolioD1]

Just now, MrPink said:

I am highly concerned that all the people I know of who voted for me are younger than 25.

you're doing that youth comedy that i just don't understand. like pewdiepie or something, i dunno.

[WrathOfHan]

Just now, MrPink said:

I am highly concerned that all the people I know of who voted for me are younger than 25.

[franfar]

Just now, MrPink said:

I am highly concerned that all the people I know of who voted for me are younger than 25.

It shows that you're in touch with the youth. Your long term future is bright 

[That One Girl]

3 minutes ago, Telemachos said:

^^ Wha....?

 

edit: to clarify, I'm talking about That One Guy.

 

I AM LITERALLY A BAG OF SALT.

[MrPink]

Just now, CoolioD1 said:

you're doing that youth comedy that i just don't understand. like pewdiepie or something, i dunno.

 

Something something something Jews.

 

Well there goes next year.

[Ezen Baklattan]

Just now, CoolioD1 said:

you're doing that youth comedy that i just don't understand. like pewdiepie or something, i dunno.

*cough*bitter*cough*

[Ezen Baklattan]

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

 

The nominees are...

 

Mahershala Ali 

Moonlight

 

Jeff Bridges

Hell or High Water

 

Ben Foster

Hell or High Water

 

John Goodman

10 Cloverfield Lane

 

Glen Powell

Everybody Wants Some!!!

 

The Boffy goes to...

 

Spoiler

 

#AnnoyBaumer2k17

 

[WrathOfHan]

Really?

[CoolioD1]

1 minute ago, MrPink said:

 

Something something something Jews.

 

Well there goes next year.

in five years we'll both be past it and that one guy will be picking up his third in a row for farting on his keyboard or whatever he does.

[Ethan Hunt]

1 minute ago, That One Guy said:

 

I AM LITERALLY A BAG OF SALT.

Dude. La La Land is possibly my favorite of the decade but I don't think it deserved to win that category.

 

Now if it loses director tables are flipping

[MrPink]

Just now, CoolioD1 said:

in five years we'll both be past it and that one guy will be picking up his third in a row for farting on his keyboard or whatever he does.

 

[CoolioD1]

Just now, Spaghetti by the Sea said:

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

 

The nominees are...

 

Mahershala Ali 

Moonlight

 

Jeff Bridges

Hell or High Water

 

Ben Foster

Hell or High Water

 

John Goodman

10 Cloverfield Lane

 

Glen Powell

Everybody Wants Some!!!

 

The Boffy goes to...

 

  Reveal hidden contents

 

#AnnoyBaumer2k17

 

i was so scared you idiots were gonna hand this to john goodman. thank god.

[Ethan Hunt]

Not Ben Foster? Don't care

[SLAM!]

I haven't seen Moonlight yet but I'm glad it won something.

[That One Girl]

1 minute ago, CoolioD1 said:

in five years we'll both be past it and that one guy will be picking up his third in a row for farting on his keyboard or whatever he does.

 

You've gotten so desperate you're resorting to fart jokes .

[franfar]

1 minute ago, CoolioD1 said:

in five years we'll both be past it and that one guy will be picking up his third in a row for farting on his keyboard or whatever he does.

[Ethan Hunt]

1 minute ago, CoolioD1 said:

in five years we'll both be past it and that one guy will be picking up his third in a row for farting on his keyboard or whatever he does.

Oh shit. I'm gonna be the Mr Pink to his coolio

[aabattery]

I'm disappointed that Glen Powell didn't sneak one in but this is still a good choice.

[Goffe]

8 minutes ago, Spaghetti by the Sea said:

Get ready, this is a big one.

 

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

 

The nominees are...

 

Hell or High Water

Written by Taylor Sheridan

 

La La Land

Written by Damien Chazelle

 

The Lobster

Written by Yorgos Lanthimos and Efthymis Filippou

 

Manchester by the Sea

Written by Kenneth Lonergan

 

Zootopia

Written by Jared Bush, Phil Johnston, Byron Howard, Rich Moore, Josie Trinidad, Jim Reardon, and Jennifer Lee

 

And the winner is....

 

  Reveal hidden contents

 

Cue cannastop and Jason having pure ecstacy.

 

 

that's like the least deserving winner of all of 5, by a big margin.

 

you people.