Dolittle | Jan 17 2020 | Universal | 16% RT | Winner of the Kids Choice Award!

[CoolioD1]

1 minute ago, Valonqar said:

This movie's boxoffice gonna be Austin Powers in Goldfinch. 

what? surely this can't do as poorly as the goldfi-

14 minutes ago, Alli said:

wow...that's a great trailer!

oh.

[Valonqar]

2 minutes ago, BeastByTheBay said:

The CG looks awful, reminds me of Golden Compass

Cause they inserted GC's Iorek (armored bear) in it! Why does this bear have a helmet like Iorek?

 

[Cap]

[TMP]

Dr. Doshittle

[Valonqar]

 

So now we know why Marvel Phase 4 is so short. Making room for RDJ inevitable return after this.

[sabrecmc]

I love RDJ, I really do, he is so talented, but even my Tony Stark love can't get me to spend money on this.  Also, someone please tell him to stop doing accents.  He is Not Good at them and it is very distracting. 

[Ezen Baklattan]

How much you wanna bet that Tom Holland dog ends up telling Dolittle that "he doesn't feel so good?"

[marveldcfox]

Polar bear and Sher Khan aside, this looks fun....but yeah BO prospects are bleak.

[OncomingStorm93]

Laughably pretentious. No wonder this went into major reshoots after bad test screenings. This film is absolutely full of itself. The animals don’t lol real in the slightest. RDJ looks like he’s doing what is asked of him by the script and director, but the tone is all wrong.

[Valonqar]

remove the terrible rendition of WW and you'll improve the trailer by 50%. have RDJ say nothing in that fake accent and you'll imrpove it by 30%. recut the rest. 

Edited October 13, 2019 by Valonqar

[Orestes]

As much as I liked Gary Jules' cover of Mad World, i feel like its legacy is rather terrible. Think I'll listen to Joey Ramones' cover of Wonderful World to try and get this horrible thing out of my head.

Edited October 13, 2019 by Orestes

[Krissykins]

When I saw Alice and Wonderland and Maleficent mentioned at the start I already knew what to expect. 
 

Whatever accent he’s going for: stop immediately. 

[Valonqar]

Yeah, AIW and Maleficent mention is so desperate as if they had no better reference but felt that they couldn't sell this crap on its own. Mess.

Edited October 13, 2019 by Valonqar

[MrPink]

Should have said from the director of 'Syriana' and the writer of 'Syriana...and Call of Duty: Ghosts' to get our attention

[Jake Gittes]

11 minutes ago, MrPink said:

Should have said from the director of 'Syriana' and the writer of 'Syriana...and Call of Duty: Ghosts' to get our attention

from the guy who gave you GOLD

Edited October 13, 2019 by Jake Gittes

[ddddeeee]

The real Welsh accent sounds silly enough already. RDJ's interpretation sounds even better.

Edited October 13, 2019 by ddddeeee

[Jackstraw]

Reddit posts on the BTS drama

 

Director has an angry racist dog lol

 

 

[Morieris]

1 hour ago, Gavin Feng said:

first shitty movie in 2020 confirmed.

 

[cookie]

10 minutes ago, Jackstraw said:

Reddit posts on the BTS drama

 

Director has an angry racist dog lol

 

 

 

I need footage of this.

 

Edit: And also this

 

Edited October 13, 2019 by cookie

[Hatebox]

Maybe this movie will be so badly received it'll be a blessing in disguise: RDJ will realise he should take the Christian Bale route and not give a shit about making money he doesn't need and pick, y'know, half-interesting projects.