chasmmi Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 5 minutes ago, Wrath said: Hah. GL to you too. Making sure I get that in there before I'd have to be insincere about it. On the other hand, I am totally fine with being insincere about it later. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That One Girl Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 27 minutes ago, Spaghetti of 1000 Planets said: New Flash Fight idea: Winner - Become a mod. Loser - Permabanned. Maybe make the loser prize a little less severe and I'd take this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eevin Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 24 minutes ago, That One Guy said: Maybe make the loser prize a little less severe and I'd take this Loser has all of their likes removed. The like-dislike ratio would be unspeakable. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goffe Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 1 hour ago, chasmmi said: Oh were we supposed to put Goffe on our lists?!!? 48 minutes ago, Wrath said: Nope! Spoiler Spoiler 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chasmmi Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 It would be fun if the top single player scorer in a week was free to enter the flash fight without risk of incurring the penalty for coming last. or...maybe not 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eevin Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Any chance we find out today what the teams are? This thing's got me stressed like 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomCat Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eevin said: Any chance we find out today what the teams are? This thing's got me stressed like I've now discovered the silver lining to being this stressed at work. I am not at all stressed about this. Though I do share the sentiment. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chasmmi Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 16 minutes ago, Eevin said: Any chance we find out today what the teams are? This thing's got me stressed like I'm pretty confident I am surviving the week 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrath Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, chasmmi said: I'm pretty confident I am surviving the week See, that's just what Spaghetti WANTS you to think. That way you'll let your guard down and BAM. Out you go! Edit - We're pretty close to the reveal, so I think I can reveal something myself. I sent Spaghetti a preliminary list of who I wanted on my team. I didn't entirely know how the process would work at that point, so I did end up having to revise it. But based on a careful analysis of the data I had available (including the astrological forecasts and the feng shui of everyone's home), I put together what I felt was a very solid initial list. The first three names on that list were: Spoiler C'mon, it wouldn't be under THIS one. Spoiler Or this one. Spoiler It could be here! But its not. Spoiler Ok, fine, I'm getting tired of this. The names were: Spoiler Nope. Hah! Spoiler Ok, enough. In all seriousness, the first three names were: Spoiler C'mon, that one was TOO obvious. This time I'm serious. The names were: Spoiler 1. David Hasselhoff 2. Chuck Norris 3. Abraham Lincoln's zombie Yes, really. What? Do you think Norris should have been #1? Spoiler I did say I had to revise the list. Edited April 12, 2017 by Wrath 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAJK Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 I've literally been tossing and turning about my choices all week I really didn't want to be responsible for anyone going home. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrath Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 (edited) 9 minutes ago, DAJK said: I've literally been tossing and turning about my choices all week I really didn't want to be responsible for anyone going home. Own it, man! You'll never be a grownup until you can crush someone's skull under your boot and laugh in their face as they die. Or so a psychopath once told me. I like to pass on the lessons my parents gave to me. Edit - I will say in all seriousness that I'm rather pleased with how my team is working out. I think... some might consider it amusing. Edited April 12, 2017 by Wrath 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That One Girl Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAJK Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Anyone on my team, you are welcome to spam me with likes 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomCat Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, DAJK said: Anyone on my team, you are welcome to spam me with likes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That One Girl Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 @DAJK Mind telling me how many notifications you have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAJK Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 (edited) 5 minutes ago, That One Guy said: @DAJK Mind telling me how many notifications you have? 46 youve be officially become the forums "professional liker" in my books, surpassing blanks. If only I had more than 25 a day.. Edited April 12, 2017 by DAJK 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eevin Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 (edited) He is here. @Spaghetti of 1000 Planets Please be the bearer of good news. Edited April 12, 2017 by Eevin 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 12, 2017 Author Share Posted April 12, 2017 Tribal Council: Week 5 - Chasmmi's Choice Spaghetti: You all know why you’re here. *Wrath, DAJK, and Chasmmi all step forward. They are wearing crimson, sage, and cobalt blue robes respectively. Three spotlights shine onto them* DAJK: I look utterly ridiculous. Chasmmi: Shut up. This is a major event. DAJK: I’m just happy to be off your team. Chasmmi: Why? So I can work against you now? DAJK: ........Shit. Wrath: Hold on, I think it’s starting. Spaghetti: Hush, the three of you. The time has come. None of you are safe tonight, well, except for Arlborn. These three, forming the Council of Doom, have made their decisions and will call a member to their team one by one. If you are the last person standing without a team, you have been eliminated. CONFESSIONAL - RandomJC: This is it. I’ve botched the last two challenges big time. I know I’m headed home. CONFESSIONAL - Ethan Hunt: OBVIOUSLY, I’m a hot commodity. Bring it on. CONFESSIONAL - CoolEric258: If not Arlborn.....CHIP. MUST. DIE. There can be only ONE power couple in this game! CONFESSIONAL - Eevin: Man, he’s creepy. I hope he’s out. CONFESSIONAL - Numbers: We can make it. I hope. Getting chosen first would especially be a great honor. CONFESISONAL - WrathOfHan: Like that’ll happen to me. Dream on, brain. CONFESSIONAL - Elcaballero: *breathing in and out of paper bag* CONFESSIONAL - AABATTERY: By the power of Odin and Maui, please keep me safe. Take That One Guy Instead. CONFESSIONAL - That One Guy: This is the end. I know it. CONFESSIONAL - YourMother: Surely SOMEONE will want me. Right? CONFESSIONAL - ChipMunky: Please let me stay. Better yet, let Random stay. WAIT. NO. Pull yourself together, Chip! CONFESSIONAL - Goffe: I’m not letting any smurfs get the best of me. CONFESSIONAL - Arlborn: Actually, playing Gargamel was fun! Hope I get to do it again! Spaghetti: And with that, the decisions have been made will be announced. Wrath: For my team....I have chosen.....to start things off... Spoiler WrathOfHan. *He smiles, being the first one chosen.* DAJK: I have chosen.... Spoiler YourMother. *YourMother grins and high fives DAJK.* Chasmmi: My first champion is.... Spoiler Numbers. *He salutes to Goffe, going towards Chasmmi.* Wrath: My next choice is.... Spoiler Goffe. *Numbers looks disappointed. Goffe seems unfazed.* DAJK: My second player is.... Spoiler Ethan Hunt. *He gives an evil smile to YourMother, who glares back.* Chasmmi: Next up, I want.... Spoiler AABATTERY. *He gives a massive sigh of relief.* Wrath: Lucky number three will be.... Spoiler Eevin. *He crosses his fingers that Arlborn won’t be on the same team.* DAJK: Next up, we have.... Spoiler Elcaballero. *He looks to most of his former teammates, smiling* Chasmmi: With me being the sole robot alone, I feel vaguely disheartened, but I digress. My third choice is... Spoiler RandomJC. *He goes up, relieved, but is worried about ChipMunky.* ...... Spaghetti: Only four contestants haven’t been chosen. Spoiler Arlborn , Spoiler ChipMunky , Spoiler CoolEric258 , and Spoiler That One Guy. Arlborn needs to be in there somewhere, however. Councillors, please announce which of you has chosen Arlborn. Spoiler Wrath: That would be me. Eevin: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. Arlborn: Boo yah! Ready to rock the house with you! Wrath: I’m not. Eevin: Please vote me off ASAP. Spaghetti: The second to last placement is for DAJK’s team. Who will it be? DAJK: Well, I have chosen.... Spoiler That One Guy. *relieved, he walks over to DAJK to high five him. His arm is still midly injured, however, even if he is healing.* Spaghetti: The final choice had come. CoolEric and ChipMunky. One of you has spent your last night on Survivor Island. *All eyes on Chasmmi. RandomJC looks incredibly nervous. ChipMunky and CoolEric258 glare at each other. Meanwhile, Chasmmi looks at Ethan. They give each other a sinister smile, as if some major plans had just been laid.* Chasmmi: It was an incredibly tough decision, but I have chosen to keep........ Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler CoolEric258. *Everyone gaps.* RandomJC: NO! ChipMunky: Wait, no one wanted me? RandomJC: I.....I would have chosen you first! RandomJC, I know being in love means an early farewell, but I just can’t hide it. Chip....I love you. I had just been too proud to admit it. ChipMunky: I believe you. And let me tell you something, I feel the same way. And I want you to keep the fight going. For both of us. RandomJC: But these last few challenges, you did so much better than me. ChipMunky: But you’ve rocked so many yourself. You can still win this. No matter where I go, I’ll always be there at your side. RandomJC: It’s just....I’ve never felt like this before. And so soon. I can’t leave you yet. I can’t! ChipMunky: Hey, It’s going to be okay. Trust me. RandomJC: Okay. I do. *They kiss, and everyone cheers. They all wave good bye to ChipMunky* Spaghetti: *Through his tears* That was....so beautiful. This has been *sniffles* this week’s survivor. *sniffles* Goodbye Spoiler ChipMunky! You didn't deserve this cruel fate!!! *begins straight up sobbing* Look at....the team information below.....goodnight! Spaghetti....signing off! TEAM INFORMATION Spoiler 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAJK Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 My English teacher is giving me the eye. Might have to wait 15 minutes or so to read this 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eevin Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 @Wrath Ha. Ha. Ha. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
