WEEKEND THREAD | 3-DAY ESTIMATES: Pirates - 62M ; Baywatch - 18M; Alien - 10.5M (71% drop) like. F8 crosses 1B OS.

[aabattery]

10 minutes ago, MrPink said:

 

Tom Hanks' hair was the real legend of that Summer.

 

How can you blame us for hairline jokes when you make comments like this.

 

You make yourself so vulnerable, Pink.

[baumer]

40 minutes ago, YourMother said:

Symptoms include:

- Sleepiness 

- Nausea

- Denial of Valerian's floppage

- and many more

 

Okay that made me spit my coffee out LOL. Terrific post thank you for making me laugh this morning

[baumer]

20 minutes ago, filmlover said:

That was a bad summer. But it accelerated God Nolan's ascent so it's all good.

 

It was the summer of Sith. So impossible to be a bad summer LOL

[CJohn]

3 minutes ago, grey ghost said:

So after 5 movies Pirates and TF (maybe) are running out of gas.

 

Studios need to learn from Universal (JW, Fast and Furious) the art of rebooting without rebooting.

Paramount wishes Shia would accept to come back. 

 

Disney wishes Orlando or Keira would still matter enough to bump DMTNT numbers.

[WrathOfHan]

Updated summer predictions because everything is underperforming:

 

WW: 110/280

CU: 30/95

 

Mummy: 40/100

It Comes at Night: 8/20

Meagan Leavey: 2/5

 

Cars: 50/170

Rough Night: 20/60

All Eyez on Me: 15/40

47 Meters: 2/5

 

Transformers: 50/130

The Beguiled: 5/15

 

Despicable Me: 80/270

The House: 15/50

Baby Driver: 10/30

Amityville: 1/2

 

Spider-Man: 90/250

 

Apes: 55/150

Wish Upon: 7/14

The Big Sick: 5/15

 

Dunkirk: 35/120

Girls Trip: 15/50

Valerian: 15/40

 

Emoji Movie: 15/45

Atomic Blonde: 10/30

An Inconvenient Sequel: 4/12

 

The Dark Tower: 20/50

Detroit: 10/40

Wind River: 4/12

Kidnap: 1/2

 

Annabelle: 25/60

The Glass Castle: 7/25

The Nut Job 2: 5/12

 

The Hitman's Bodyguard: 20/60

Logan Lucky: 5/15

 

Everything at the end of August: 2/5

 

Spoiler

Now you have to figure out which predictions I'm bluffing on  

 

[Alli]

^^^  looks ok to me. a little low for baby Driver and Hitman's bodyguard i predict a breakout

[That One Girl]

4 minutes ago, WrathOfHan said:

Valerian: 15/40

 

leave.

[WrathOfHan]

Just now, Alli said:

^^^  looks ok to me. a little low for baby Driver and Hitman's bodyguard i predict a breakout

 

Just now, That One Valerian said:

leave.

Y'all didn't figure out which ones I'm bluffing on though  

[CJohn]

5 minutes ago, WrathOfHan said:

 

Valerian: 15/40

 

 

 

Still too high.

[Alli]

Just now, WrathOfHan said:

 

Y'all didn't figure out which ones I'm bluffing on though  

don't tell me it's The Mummy

[YM!]

1 minute ago, That One Valerian said:

leave.

He's just mad that Alien is doing sub $80M domestic.

[WrathOfHan]

Hints to the fake predictions:

 

There are 7 fake predictions in June

There are 8 fake predictions in July

There are 5 fake predictions in August

Only 2 animated films are fake predictions

 

Have fun.

[grey ghost]

The main reason everything is flopping is everyone's saving their money for Valerian. 

 

Prepare yourselves for 40/125.

[YM!]

Guessing Han is bluffing on SMH and Mummy.

[YM!]

1 minute ago, WrathOfHan said:

Hints to the fake predictions:

 

There are 7 fake predictions in June

There are 8 fake predictions in July

There are 5 fake predictions in August

Only 2 animated films are fake predictions

 

Have fun.

Emoji and Cars are the fakers. 

[MrGlass2]

The return of box office poison Michael "-66%" Fassbender...

It's a shame, Alien Covenant is a return to form for the series.

[DAR]

26 minutes ago, Celedhring said:

 

It's sort of weird how 10 Cloverfield Lane is pretty much the Tim Robbins segment in WotW, but good.

Until MEW's character gets outside it's good

[WrathOfHan]

Just now, YourMother said:

Guessing Han is bluffing on SMH and Mummy.

 

Just now, YourMother said:

Emoji and Cars are the fakers. 

4/20 have been found.

[WrathOfHan]

Just now, MrGlass2 said:

The return of box office poison Michael "-66%" Fassbender...

It's a shame, Alien Covenant is a return to form for the series.

General audiences just can't appreciate the Fassbeast. They are a lost cause.

[MrPink]

20 minutes ago, aabattery said:

 

How can you blame us for hairline jokes when you make comments like this.

 

You make yourself so vulnerable, Pink.

 

Sometimes when shooters shoot you get inadvertent collateral damage