Hiccup23 Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 Announcer: Announcing the Commander and Chief….or you can call her Mother! Song plays and dancers begin to dancer around RuPaul who comes out. She is wearing a dress made up of the posters of the Best Picture nominees. Song ends RuPaul: Thank you darlings (waves at cheering crowd) Thank you very much! It is such an honor and privilege to be your host tonight! Tonight is a special night where we honor the best films of Year 2. These films made it past the first huddle to become the Oscar nominees, but only one of them can claim the title of Oscar winner. So….get ready to gag and clutch your pearls because we got a show for you baby. Also to those film’s that don’t win. I know what y'all are gonna be telling yourself“Its okay! Next year will be my year” "or “These Hollywood elites have rigged this!” First: Calm done Beyonce! Second: Get a grip, Get a life, and Get over it. Third: Y'all just need to take it easy. Make have a few more glasses of champagne and you will feel alright! So here is to a fun night! Before we begin announcing the awards, let’s take a look at Year 2 in retrospect. The camera moves from RuPaul to a massive screen in the middle of the stage. We see a 10 minute trailer play recapping the most iconic, funny, violent, controversial, award winning, dramatic, and awkward moments from Year 2 films. RuPaul: “Wow, Year 2 was definitely an interesting year for film. So let’s get this show on the road!” 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cookie Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 I'm here for all the Oscars I've denied Parvelli 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xillix Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 I'm here for all the Oscars I've denied Voltron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, cookie said: I'm here for all the Oscars I've denied Parvelli Let me have one win. ONE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 Just now, Xillix said: I'm here for all the Oscars I've denied Voltron I'm also here for all the Oscars I've denied War of the Gods and the Towering Inferno. #TeamOdyssey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccup23 Posted February 12, 2018 Author Share Posted February 12, 2018 Please welcome to the stage, Casey Cott and Colton Haynes! Casey: "Everybody loves a good action film. Where the characters get down and dirty." He winks at Colton and the two kiss. The crowd cheers. Colton: "Ummm not that type of action. I think it is the other. But maybe next year" Casey (straightens suit): "Oops." Colton (laughs): "So here are the nominee for Best Use of Action!" The Odyssey: The Spoils of War The Towering Inferno Voltron: Rise of Lotor War of the Gods The Human Revolution And the Oscar goes to! Spoiler The Odyssey: The Spoils of War 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Hunt Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 1 minute ago, The Shape of Pasta said: Let me have one win. ONE. No way Fisher doesn't win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xillix Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, cookie said: I'm also here for all the Oscars I've denied War of the Gods and the Towering Inferno. Reveal hidden contents #TeamOdyssey He's got two more Odyssey movies to get awards with though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccup23 Posted February 12, 2018 Author Share Posted February 12, 2018 (edited) *Luna- Too the Moon plays* Please welcome to the stage, Sandra Bullock and Jonah Hill Sandra: "Hi" Jonah: "Hi" Sandra: "Soooo ladies and gentlemen, we got the most anticipated category!" Jonah: "Ummm yeah totally." (Looks at Sandra) "Let's just do this, here are your nominee for Best Documentary" Gorillas Paddles: The Video Game Story And the Oscar goes to! Spoiler Gorillas Edited February 12, 2018 by Hiccup23 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorschach Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, cookie said: I'm also here for all the Oscars I've denied War of the Gods and the Towering Inferno. Hide contents #TeamOdyssey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccup23 Posted February 12, 2018 Author Share Posted February 12, 2018 RuPaul: "And now! A special preview at Star Fox!" __________________________________________________ In the style of an old-school news reel... Just last week, an observation station on Corneria discovered strange bio-weaponry activity on the small, desolate planet of Venom, home to disgraced former scientist Andross. General Pepper, leader of the Cornerian Army, hired the valiant Star Fox team, composed of James McCloud, Peppy Hare and Pigma Dengar, to address the situation and quell the fears of the Cornerian citizenry. Pepper (Tom Kane), standing before a press conference held in front of the Cornerian Army tower, a shining, metallic building: In Corneria, we don't consider treason a light crime, and we certainly do not surrender to terrorists! *sustained applause* But during Star Fox's escapade, the flight crew lost two of it's members; McCloud and Dengar were reportedly missing in action, with mystery plauging the details of the mission. Peppy Hare has declined to give details about the incident on Venom. Reporter: Peppy Hare, do you know the whereabouts of the rest of your crew- Peppy Hare (Bob Odenkirk), pushing away the camera: No comment, NO COMMENT, I TELL YA! What don't you reporters understand! Pepper has organized an investigation into McCloud and Dengar's disappearances, but has confirmed the threat from Andross is neutralized. Now, the citizenry of Corneria can rest assured that Andross' efforts have been stopped, and the planet may continue on its path to becoming a safer, happier place. The film reel ends. A voice from the darkness speaks gravely. Andross (Bryan Cranston): Not for long. STAR FOX IN THEATERS JUNE 21ST 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorschach Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 5 minutes ago, Xillix said: He's got two more Odyssey movies to get awards with though 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 That moment when both Best Use of Action winners have sequels coming out in Y3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccup23 Posted February 12, 2018 Author Share Posted February 12, 2018 Please welcome to the stage, Chris Pratt! Chris: Alright! So sound editing. Yep exactly what you think it is. Not very glamorous or exciting but it can make or break a film. So with that, your nominees for Best Sound Editing are!" And the Oscar goes to! Midnight in the Afghan Valley The Odyssey: Spoils of War War of the Gods The Towering Inferno The Terrible Plight of Freddy Zapper To The Moon Voltron: Rise of Lotor Chris: "God damn....looks like the Academy couldn't make up there minds" Audience laughs Spoiler Midnight in the Afghan Valley 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorschach Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 Just now, The Shape of Pasta said: That moment when both Best Use of Action winners have sequels coming out in Y3. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xillix Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 Um... are you going to be listing the winner first on the ballot in all of these posts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccup23 Posted February 12, 2018 Author Share Posted February 12, 2018 Please welcome to the stage, Johnny Depp! Johnny (walks in, in a weird costume): Here are your nominees for Best Costume Design!" The Terrible Plight of Freddy Zapper Voltron: Rise of Lotor The Road to El Dorado War of the Gods The Odyssey: Spoils of War And the Oscar goes to! Spoiler The Road to El Dorado 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccup23 Posted February 12, 2018 Author Share Posted February 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, Xillix said: Um... are you going to be listing the winner first on the ballot in all of these posts? No, that was by chance 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorschach Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 Damn, out of likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
