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HAN SOLO MEMORIAL (day weekend) THREAD | Solo Flops Domestically with 83M/101M weekend. Spectacularly Bombs Overseas with 65M weekend.

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SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY

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When we first met Han Solo, he claimed the Millenium Falcon made the parsec run in less than 12 parsecs to brag about how fast the ship was. This ignoring that parsecs is measuring distance not speed but we finally get to see it done on the big screen. I think. I'm actually not sure what Solo is about or going to feature. It's true nobody actually wanted a Han Solo origin movie much less one without Harrison Ford. It's true there was a troubled production with two directors being fired and a journeyman director being hired to finish the job. It's true we've had fine reviews that suggest it's good but not the amazing homerun it needed to be to win over skeptics.

 

A very important weekend rules:

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NO SPOILERS EVEN IN TAGS.

Post a spoiler, face the forum ban hammer. I don't care how fast you think we are, we're ban you in less than one mile. Seriously you have been warned. We want people to be able to discuss box office numbers without having to worry about a major movie being spoiled for them. And Solo is a major movie no matter what the haters say or how much it probably disappoints in the box office.

 

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DON'T STIR THE POT

You know the drill. We have a franchise war thread for a reason. Don't repeat old tired claims about TLJ being divisive over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. Bring something to the discussion and come here to have fun. You don't need to be negative or stirring the pot to just enjoy yourself. After all the big movie this weekend is literally the Star Wars version of Marvel's Ant-Man movie. Both movies are probably about heists and both feature beloved nerdy directors that are kinda overrated being replaced by professionals with good and bad movies on their resume.  

 

And you know what? Ant-Man is fucking awesome. Unless you don't like ants because they freak you out. Then you probably hate it.

 

People will be banned. People will not be banned. Fun will be had. I'm sure some people will ignore our warnings and then PM me when they get banned for breaking the rules. But no matter what you do:

 

MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND SALE

Get yourself a Premium or Gold Account.

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Starting Friday we will have Gold Account Monthly at 25 percent off and Premium Account Monthly at 50 percent off. The sale will end Tuesday.

 

ENJOY THE WEEKEND

HAVE FUN

IT'S SOLO TIME

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On ‎19‎-‎05‎-‎2018 at 5:26 AM, DeeCee said:

Lordmandeep is thread banned for 24 hours. 

Lol acting if he is only gonna be threadbanned and only for 24 hours. Dude is getting a full ban for a month at least. Lock it in.

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5 minutes ago, Water Bottle said:

With Solo flopping big time, should we just keep this thread locked and not open it?

It's only flopping in China, Korea, Hong Kong, France, Germany, Russia and Italy so far. Lot of the world left. Wonder how the Australian numbers will look @DeeCee

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3 hours ago, Water Bottle said:

With Solo flopping big time, should we just keep this thread locked and not open it?

Let’s at least give noted raconteur and all round scoundrel @Lordmandeep permission to post. 

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