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SUR(V)IVOR: Episode 5 - Mega Big Trouble

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Spaghetti: New teams....new drama. Let's see how things proceed. The challenge is to find a model car in the hotel, in which you will find a key to the real car, and then race to the pavilion for your challenges. Easy does it.

 

Slambros: So...uh....hey guys.

ZeeSoh: Well established with us, I imagine at least partially. We don't hold your former team against you. In fact, we hope to keep you away from Tribal Council again. Follow my lead, and it'll be good.

YourMother: Excuse me, your lead?

DAJK: Relax, YourMother. ZeeSoh's been crushing a lot of the challenges lately. I can use a break.

YourMother: Well you deserve the spotlight.

DAJK: I'm not doing this again.

That One Guy: Yessss!!!! Team drama!

DAJK: Not helping!

ZeeSoh: I guess we better start looking. I've got a floor plan ready. Should be able to use it.

 

CONFESSIONAL - DAJK: What's going on with YourMother? He's being awfully abrasive today. If this keeps up, we're going to need to have a little chat.

 

*Meanwhile*

Rorschach: Okay.....Empire. We need to talk. There's something I need to tell you.

Empire: Is it about how you knew YourMother?

Rorschach: Well sort of....but.....I also knew Ethan Hunt too.

That One Guy: Say whaaaaaaa?!?!

Rorschach: Seriously? Shut up! Anyways.....let's move to a more private place. I need to ask Spaghetti a favor.

 

*Rorscach and Empire meet in the confessional booth.*

Rorschach: I needed to speak to him before he got eliminated, but being on different teams did not help. He was always pretty abrasive, even in the society.

Empire: Society?

Rorschach: Augh, my memory is blurring again. I'm....I'm just kidding. This is all a joke. Blah!

Empire: You're really weirding me out.

Rorschach: Let's just meet with the others.

 

CONFESSIONAL - Empire: Is....Rorschach on drugs? He's talking complete madness.

 

*Meanwhile, the Happytime Gang converges. Baumer and CaptainWondyful continue to bicker, as the team begins to coordinate a strategy.*

Claire: Will those bitches do anything other than, well, bitch?

WrathOfHan: I wouldn't get your hopes up. God help us if they both make it to the merge.

Claire: I was President of Drama Club in High School. That doesn't mean I'll tolerate drama anywhere. *Claire sees That One Guy snickering in the distance. She throws a breadstick at him.*

WrathOfHan: ....where did you get that?

Claire: I don't know.

Keanu: Well, this seems like a good team to be on, at least. Guess we just have to see how things go.

Sheikh: I'm not sure if anyone properly welcomed you aboard, but...yeah. Welcome aboard!

Keanu: Thanks! Hopefully I don't have to go to tribal council again.

Chasmmi: Slambros doesn't either, one of you is going to be disappointed.

WrathOfHan: Thank you for the insight.

Chasmmi: With pleasure.

 

CONFESSIONAL - Chasmmi: This challenge should be interesting. My first time with only two teams. I may be up to good now, but.....there's someone I need to talk with on the other team.

 

Baumer: Okay, we need to make a plan and stop bickering. The car could be anywhere around here.

CaptainWondyful: Then let's just dive in and start looking.

Baumer: We'd waste time. There's clearly an easier solution here.

CaptainWondyful: Wow, you just love contradicting everything I say. At this rate, it'll take ages until we have - 

Sheikh: - found it!

Baumer and CaptainWondyful: What?

Sheikh: Keanu helped me find the car pretty quickly. You've been bickering for at least 30 minutes.

Baumer: So we have.

WrathOfHan: So it is. Let's get to the cars.

Chasmmi: Let me run one quick errand first, please.

 

CONFESSIONAL - WrathOfHan: At first, I feel a bit weird that I'll probably lose this time around, but....hey, I'm here for the fun. I think we've got our team to a science, and if there's any nefarious activity going on, I can smash it. Now how suspicious should I be....

 

*Meanwhile*

DAJK: Good lord, this car isn't anywhere!

ZeeSoh: You checked the room entirely?

DAJK: Yep. No luck here. *Rorschach, YourMother, and Empire also have no luck*

ZeeSoh: We just have to keep looking and *Chasmmi appears from behind* Dude? Didn't you find your key already?

Chasmmi: Figured you could use some help.

ZeeSoh: Are you sure? It feels weird to have to rely on you. Unless you have ulterior motives....besides, I just found it literally now. Right by your foot?

Chasmmi: That so?

ZeeSoh: Guess I'll see you at the finish line. Hopefully you meet me there and not the other way around.

Chasmmi: Perhaps.

ZeeSoh: ....you're giving me weird vibes.

Chasmmi: Then now's likely a good time to go. Farewell.

 

CONFESSIONAL - ZeeSoh: He's not trying to help our team, he's trying to help me....oh my god. He was a seeming antagonist who works as a global hero.....and he has a crush on me. 

 

*Pedal to the medal. The teams make it to their cars, but the Happytime Gang is slightly ahead. ZeeSoh and Sheikh take the drivers wheels of their respective cars.*

 

DAJK: YourMother, everything okay?

YourMother: Yes...but....I just need to talk to Rorschach.

DAJK: What's going on?

YourMother: Trust me on this. If I'm acting weird....something bad just happened.

DAJK: You can't just leave me hanging on that!

YourMother: Too bad. Hey....Rorscha - *The car splits in half and goes on different directions in a fork in the road. Slambros, DAJK, ZeeSoh, and YourMother are on one side, while Empire, Rorschach, and That One Guy are on the other.*

Empire: Augh!! How did this happen?

That One Guy: So...what's with Rory and YourMum?

Empire: Not the best time!

Rorschach: We don't even have the steering wheel side. We need to catch up with the other half and jump on.

Slambros: I see them! And I see the competitors, and.....Keanu. And...

 

Keanu: Favorite color?

Sheikh: Cyan. Favorite food?

Keanu: Tacos. Favorite musician?

Sheikh: Carly Rae Jepsen.

Keanu: Wow....we may very well be one in the same.

*They smile at each other, and Slambros glares in the distance.*

 

ZeeSoh: This isn't any time to get distracted, Slambros. Get the tape ready, DAJK. It's the only way to get them back.

 

WrathOfHan: Are we just going to acknowledge how that happened? That seems messed up.

Chasmmi: I think there may be land mines. The small yellow circles on the road. Claire, I'd best avoid them.

Claire: I didn't get extra credit in drivers school for nothing.

WrathOfHan: Maybe slow down? Or put on some tunes to distract us?

Claire: Say no more.

 

 

*Claire rockets through the city, and Baumer and CaptainWondyful look on in glee. Sheikh and Keanu scream at the speed, while WrathOfHan vomits. Chasmmi looks at him and cringes.*

 

*The Fantastic Beasts' car is taped together, but crashes into a pole after That One Guy distracts ZeeSoh. They have to push the car, glaring at TOG.*

 

*They both eventually make it.*

 

Well, that was a hell of a challenge. Time to see how everything went.

 

The Fantastic Beasts

Spoiler

 

@ZeeSoh - 87.77%

@Slambros - 86.38%

@Empire - 80.18%

@DAJK - 80.15%

@Rorschach - 79.78%

@YourMother the Edgelord - 79.50%

@That One Guy - 65.68%

AVERAGE: 79.92%

 

 

The Happytime Gang

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@Keanu - 89.30%

@Claire of Themyscira - 89.09%

@Sheikh - 88.53%

@WrathOfHan - 87.07%

@captainwondyful - 86.24%

@baumer - 83.30%

@chasmmi - 81.61%

AVERAGE: 86.45%

 

 

Spaghetti: For the fourth time in the row, The Happytime Gang takes it. Unfortunately, for the first time (and Slambros' fifth), The Fantastic Beasts must brave the Tribal Council. Normal rules apply. PM me a vote and second immunity predictions. Wednesday will be rough.

DAJK: That happens when you let land mines get into the track.

Spaghetti: What? The car explosion? I did not plan that, I promise. Our lawyers would sue the shit out of us.

ZeeSoh: I suspect I know who did.

 

Spoiler

TUCK SHOP

Every week, a subset of items will be on sale at the tuck shop. Buy a quick boost now, or wait for something better down the road! Here is everyone's current balance. If you are not listed, you have 0 coins.

 

The highest scoring member of each team gets two coins.

Every member of the winning team gets three coins.

 

Current Balance

12: Sheikh

11: Keanu

10: Baumer

8: Chasmmi, WrathOfHan, CaptainWondyful, Claire

5: YourMother, Empire, DAJK, ZeeSoh

3: That One Guy, Rorschach

 

CANDY APPLE - 3 Coins (Gives your weekend predictions a boost of 2%.)

RECYCLED PAD - 5 Coins (Doubles your vote in the Tribal Council)

POISON APPLE - 5 Coins (Reduces 2% from the score of another player - CAN BE USED FOR SECOND IMMUNITY OR WEEKEND CHALLENGES.)

COPY MACHINE - 8 Coins (Allows you to take the score of ANY player in the game for a weekend challenge.)

 

TRIBAL COUNCIL - FANTASTIC BEASTS ONLY

SECOND IMMUNITY: PREDICT THE TUESDAY GROSSES (NOT PTAS) OF....

Christopher Robin

The Darkest Minds

Death of a Nation

Eighth Grade

The Spy Who Dumped Me

 

Votes are due by Wednesday at 5PM EST.

Second Immunity Predictions are due by Tuesday at 11:59PM EST.

 

WEEKEND CHALLENGE #5

PREDICT THE FOLLOWING

The Meg (Friday)

The Meg (3-day)

Slenderman (Sunday)

Slenderman (3-day)

BlackkKlansman (Saturday)

BlackkKlansman (3-day)

Dog Days (3-day)

Christopher Robin (3-day)

Death of a Nation (3-day)

Along with the Gods: The 49 Days (3-day)

 

Predictions are due by Thursday, August 10th at 11:59PM EST.

 

FLASH FIGHT #4

GOING TO THE DOGS

Predict the following figures for DOG DAYS:

 

Wednesday

Thursday

Friday

Saturday

Sunday

 

Predictions are due by Tuesday at 11:59PM EST.

 

The winner will receive a Copy Machine. The loser will have to forfeit half of their coins to someone of their choosing, albeit on the opposite team.

 

 

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Slambros is going to win this thing. All the tribal councils are an illusion.

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Finally my leadership skills gets acknowledged! And damn you @That One Guy for distracting me and making me crash. I had never before crashed a car ever.

 

Who could be the culprit who sabotaged our car with the landmine? :sherlock: I hope they get eliminated next week

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27 minutes ago, WrathOfHan said:

Slambros is going to win this thing. All the tribal councils are an illusion.

 

I'll certainly try my hardest!

 

30 minutes ago, Spagheditary said:

Keanu: Favorite color?

Sheikh: Cyan. Favorite food?

Keanu: Tacos. Favorite musician?

Sheikh: Carly Rae Jepsen.

Keanu: Wow....we may very well be one in the same.

*They smile at each other, and Slambros glares in the distance.*

 

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30 minutes ago, Spagheditary said:

Spaghetti: For the fourth time in the row, The Happytime Gang takes it. Unfortunately, for the first time (and Slambros' fifth), The Fantastic Beasts must brave the Tribal Council. Normal rules apply. PM me a vote and second immunity predictions. Wednesday will be rough.

 

Ughhhhh... I really don't like voting people out...

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All due respect to the other team, I'm shocked we won. Me and Chas had a bit of a tough week. But all good. I'm happy to fight for another week.

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2 hours ago, Spagheditary said:

For the fourth time in the row, The Happytime Gang takes it. Unfortunately, for the first time (and Slambros' fifth), The Fantastic Beasts must brave the Tribal Council.

 

Keanu to the Beasts

 

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On ‎8‎/‎6‎/‎2018 at 7:03 PM, Spagheditary said:

Slambros: I see them! And I see the competitors, and.....Keanu. And...

 

Keanu: Favorite color?

Sheikh: Cyan. Favorite food?

Keanu: Tacos. Favorite musician?

Sheikh: Carly Rae Jepsen.

Keanu: Wow....we may very well be one in the same.

*They smile at each other, and Slambros glares in the distance.*

 

ZeeSoh: This isn't any time to get distracted, Slambros.

 

On ‎8‎/‎6‎/‎2018 at 7:37 PM, Slambros said:

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Boy's stop!! :stop:Hey, there's nothing to see here. 💔

 

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On 8/6/2018 at 6:03 PM, Spagheditary said:

CONFESSIONAL - Empire: Is....Rorschach on drugs? He's talking complete madness.

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Tribal Council #4

 

Well, Beasts. Welcome to your first Tribal Council. All 7 of you should probably vote and try to save yourselves. However, let's shake things up a bit. I usually just read out the votes, but we're going to hand out key cards. You get a key card, you're safe. And now...you better vote.

 

*In the voting booth*

Slambros: If not now, than later. No one here trusts me! Augh.

Rorschach: They better not kick me off.

Empire: There's a lot of tension on this team. I can feel it.

DAJK: Okay, I think my vote is clear....I think.

That One Guy: Purge the team of our curse!!

YourMother: I didn't scare away DAJK....did I?

ZeeSoh: Immune for now. Hope the drama doesn't stick.

 

And here we go. We've got key cards ready and loaded.

 

 

 

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The first card, of course, goes to @ZeeSoh.

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The first ACTUAL card, for players who may not otherwise be safe, goes to @DAJK.

Spoiler

@Empire is also safe.

Spoiler

As is @YourMother the Edgelord.

Spoiler

Before the final 2, the last card goes to @Rorschach.

Spoiler

It's down to the bottom two. One received three votes, and the other received 4. Second immunity was consistent, so the player with four votes.

 

@Slambros

@That One Guy

 

One of you is going home....and that person is....

 

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That One Guy

 

That One Guy: But he's the curse!!

DAJK: And you're cursing us with your annoyance.

That One Guy: Whatever. I'm above this anyway. *He whistles, and the little aliens from before come to his aid* Take me away, boys! *They do so.*

Slambros: Well, that answers that question. I may be next on the chopping block, so I should get my bags ready.

ZeeSoh: Don't sweat, mate. We'll get to victory. We won't be here again.

Rorschach: We can't be back here......I think something bad is going on.

ZeeSoh: Last season hype? I wouldn't worry too much. The care exploding must have just been an accident.

Rorschach: Okay, guys. I will tell you all and you all alone. YourMother, you know this as well as I do. We know what happened with the car. It wasn't planned by Spaghetti, but.....I think he knows damn well what happened too.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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7 minutes ago, Spagheditary said:

That One Guy: But he's the curse!!

 

If only the team caught on

 

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It’s tough to lose our first member and it was tough voting so I hope we wont be here again. 

 

@That One Guy

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@That One Guy It was a pleasure to play the game with you man! We'll carry the torch for you!

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Did someone tell TOG that getting voted off the island doesn't mean he was voted off the boards?

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