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Y4 - The Academy Awards (Odyssey 3 takes gold with 9 awards including Best Picture, Fortnight in Silver with Ensemble and Actor, Spark 3 in Bronze with VFX and Cinematography nods)

Awards Predictions  

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  1. 1. What film will win Best Picture?

    • By The Balls
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    • Can You Imagine?
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    • Fortnight
    • The Odyssey: Homecoming
    • Spark: Beyond the Sky
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  2. 2. What film will take home the most technical awards?

    • Fortnight
    • Kingdom of the Sun
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    • Mass Effect
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    • The Odyssey: Homecoming
    • Pillars of Eternity: The Hollow Vale
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    • Resonance
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    • Spark: Beyond the Sky


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Best Picture: Odyssey 3

Best Director: Steven Spielberg 

Best Animated Feature: Can You Imagine?

Best Documentary: The Guardian Of The West

Best Ensemble: Fortnight 

Best Actor: Hugh Jackman

Best Actress: Olivia Cooke

Best Supporting Actor: Bradley Cooper

Best Supporting Actress: Michelle Pfieffer 

Best Leading Voice Actor/Actress: Alison Brie

Best Supporting Voice Actor/Actress: Olivia Cooke 

Best Original Screenplay: By The Balls 

Best Adapted Screenplay: Fortnight 

Best Original Song: Let The Sunshine Rain

Best Original Score: Silent Hill: Restless Dreams 

Best Cinematography: The Odyssey: Homecoming 

Best Film Editing: Spark: Beyond The Sky 

Best Production Design: The Odyssey: Homecoming 

Best Makeup/Hairstyling: Kingdom of The Sun

Best Costume Design: Kingdom of The Sun 

Sound Mixing/Editing: Spark/Fortnight 

Visual Effects: Treasure Planet: Gauntlet of Midas 

Best Use Of Action: The Odyssey: Homecoming 

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Airing during the first half hour of the red carpet:

 

 

Blankments Productions logo

Hourglass Pictures logo

BillionSurpriseToys logo

Jonny walks down the street, depressed. ‘ChristmasTime is Here’ plays. Words fly around him.

“Jonny Jonny a Failure at the Box Office!”

“Nobody Likes Jonny!”

“I honestly couldn’t finish this movie.”

“Waste of time.”

“‘Bagel Was My Friend’ Biggest Oscar Snub of the Year”

“Jonny is a Loser!”

Jonny makes it to a bridge. He looks over it, a single tear going down his cheek. As he goes to the ledge, he closes his eyes…

 But then Papa (David Henrie) runs in, holding a newspaper.

Papa: Jonny Jonny!
Jonny: (monotone) Yes Papa?
Papa: Making sequel?

Jonny’s eyes well up.

Jonny: No Papa.

Jonny jumps off the ledge, but Papa saves him by lifting him up Simba style and putting him down on a bench. Papa then hands the newspaper to him.

The headline states “JONNY JONNY MAKES OVER 100M OVERSEAS!”

Papa: (smirking) Telling lies!

Jonny’s jaw is agape in total shock. He looks at his Papa with new tears. Happy ones.

Jonny: (very earnest) No papa?
Papa: Set release date now!
Jonny: Hahaha!

Y6... (everything up to this point lasted 30 seconds. The rest of the trailer is 2 min long)

Chumbawamba’s “Tubthumping” begins to play and Jonny and Papa dance for the rest of the trailer.

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Jonny, Jonny! (Yes Papa?) Making Sequel? (No Papa!) Telling Lies? (No Papa!) Buy Tickets Now! (Ha! Ha! Ha!): THE MOVIE 2

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5 minutes ago, Blankments said:

Airing during the first half hour of the red carpet:

 

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17 minutes ago, Blankments said:

Airing during the first half hour of the red carpet:

 

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Put a Voltron cast member in this and CGI Spark dies

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18 minutes ago, Blankments said:

Airing during the first half hour of the red carpet:

 

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Now I have to do Johnny Test 2

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Attached to the Red Carpet:

 

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*We see a poorly rendered town as snow begins to melt by literally dissolving (like an MS paint effect) as Danny Elfman imitation music begins to play. Three snowflakes fall with logos in comic sans*

 

HOURGLASS PICTURES

 

BLANKMENTS PRODUCTIONS

 

WOLF TRACER PRODUCTIONS

 

*Horrifyingly animated children, The Rapsittie Street Kids (reference:

 

Smithy: I can finally wear my spring clothes!

Todd: I bet you look really dorky in them!

Smithy: Hey, don’t hate on me!

 

*Three girls talk to each other*

Jenna: The easter bunny is real, and I’m gonna meet him!

Lenee: I don’t know, It feels a bit fake to me.

Nicole: You taught me to believe in Santa, now let’s believe in the Easter Bunny!

 

*Todd, Zeke, and Tug , the childhood bullies, all fall into a ravine as lifeless ragdolls.*

Ricky: Don’t worry, we’ll get you out in a jiff! But first grandma’s cooking something, let me get a whiff!

 

*We see Ricky and his Great Grandma.*

Ricky: How do I save them, Grandma?

 

*The bullies walk around and see a render of a giant bunny. Tug wets his pants*

 

Great Grandma: Oh, jaskldgmlugi;ljkdiuxc mcxjdmvfjbuhvuweo  EACHTER!

 

RAPSITTIE STREET KIDS: A BUNNY’S TALE

 

A Film by COLIN SLATER and MICHAEL GRACEY

 

Image result for rapsittie street kids believe in santa

 

Ricky: The Whole Cast is Back! Plus some new faces!

 

Alec Baldwin

Miranda Cosgrove

Timothee Chalamet

Daveed Diggs

Taron Egerton

Ariana Grande

Chris Hemsworth

Hugh Jackman

Nathan Kress

Jeanette McCurdy

Viggo Mortensen

Noah Munck

Edward James Olmos

Daisy Ridley

Margot Robbie

Tye Sheridan

Tessa Thompson

Jerry Trainor

Letitia Wright

 

Ricky: We’ll be coming soon to theatrical spaces!

 

*In live action, We see Mark Hamill peak out of a bedroom and say, “You should definitely come!” and winks at the audience. The image fades away up to his face.*

 

COMING MARCH Y5

 

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10 minutes ago, Spagspiria said:

Tessa Thompson

Letitia Wright

23 minutes ago, cookie said:

Put a Voltron cast member in this and CGI Spark dies

Goodbye CGI Spark, we hardly knew 'ye

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7 minutes ago, Spagspiria said:

Attached to the Red Carpet:

 

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OKAY FIRST OFF

 

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NO

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6 minutes ago, Spagspiria said:

Attached to the Red Carpet:

 

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