Impact Posted November 17, 2011 Author Share Posted November 17, 2011 "Why hello beautiful!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impact Posted November 17, 2011 Author Share Posted November 17, 2011 "Your just a freak...LIKE ME!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
75Live Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 It would just be easier to say all of them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impact Posted November 24, 2011 Author Share Posted November 24, 2011 Good evening ladies and gentlemen...we are tonight's entertainment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverikk Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Would you like to know which of them were cowards? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impact Posted December 1, 2011 Author Share Posted December 1, 2011 "Here's my card" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travod Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 You 'oughtta know, you bought it. ENOUGH WITH THE CLOWN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spizzer Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 "You won’t kill me because of some misplaced sense of self-rightousness. And I won’t kill you because…you’re just too much fun." "Ah ha ha ha ha, hahaha, ha, ha, ha, oh, a-hee-hee, ha ha, oh, hee ha, ahaha. And I thought my jokes were bad." "A guy like me... Look, listen... I know why you choose to have your little, ahem, "group therapy" sessions in broad daylight." "How much do you want?" "Uhh, half." Gambol: "You think you can steal from us and just walk away?!" Joker: "Yeah." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impact Posted December 6, 2011 Author Share Posted December 6, 2011 Nice one there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impact Posted December 6, 2011 Author Share Posted December 6, 2011 I know this is not a Joker quote, but there is a Two Face quote I always have to say during a coin toss:"Your safe. But he's not""Who?""Your driver" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vc2002 Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 "Jack Nicholson can kiss my ass."Oops sorry he didnt say that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impact Posted December 6, 2011 Author Share Posted December 6, 2011 Actually he did. If you look at his lips very carefully at one point and turn the volume very very very loud. And if you play some of his lines backwards.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlazer Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 "Ta da, It's gone" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cedarpoint1111 Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Why so serious? is my favorite <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommycruise Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 "I just want my one phone call." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bryan Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Kill the Batman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJohn Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 (edited) Joker and Two Face have amazing one liners. I can't choose just one."Lets put a smile on your face""Lie. Like I lied" Edited April 8, 2012 by CJohn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impact Posted June 15, 2012 Author Share Posted June 15, 2012 I think we can just quote him for every line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lab276 Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 "Hi" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impact Posted June 16, 2012 Author Share Posted June 16, 2012 "Hi"Simple quote And everyone forgot it Still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
