Ezen Baklattan Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Well shit, maybe RAF really is screwed. Thanks for 8, 11, 13, and 21. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4815162342 Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 I guess Blanks did not punish cookie for the lack of mewbs 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 4 hours ago, Blankments said: Remainder of the reviews are below: Hide contents Skyjumper – Gets more than a little outlandish at points, but this is a decently made sports drama, that rarely feels generic thanks to it’s excellent cast and tight editing. 3/5 The Rich and Famous – eh… okay, this is very good and starts off well, but then a pure lack of clarity takes over the film. Like, I’m usually forgiving of typos but there are so many here that actually matter to the plot that I can’t just keep PMing Spaghetti for clarification. Moreover, the thematic elements at the end pop up out of nowhere and it doesn’t feel to me like it’s given the time it’s needed. I appreciate stories like this, but ultimately, I wanted a bit more. 3.5/5Train 38 – an intriguingly trippy film, but unfortunately, it falls into lazy casting and even more bizarre plotting. Things happen just to happen, and it doesn’t feel earned much at all. Eh. 2.5/5Psychonauts – the manic nature of this gave me a huge headache. Eh, sorry, it felt unstructured and is one of those “total mess” movies. Wasn’t into it at all. 1.5/5The Winter Star – a decent set-up that becomes blah melodrama. Hard to imagine anyone wanting to see this with so many better options out. 2/5O, Maestro! – perhaps a bit too indulgent for me, this is still relatively charming and features a strong premise, although the details about are merely weird for the sake of being weird. It’s alright. 3/5 Thanks y'all for paying attention! I'm immediately leaving for a movie so I'll respond to everything when I'm back haha understandable have a great day 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blankments Posted April 20, 2019 Author Share Posted April 20, 2019 4 hours ago, YourMother the Edgelord said: What about Jonathan Testicles? No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blankments Posted April 20, 2019 Author Share Posted April 20, 2019 3 hours ago, cookie said: Can I legitimately ask why? I'm half-joking to get a rise from Ethan; I'd honestly say my favorite character so far has been Packer, but T-Bot is definitely in the upper characters because he's unique and I legitimately enjoyed the comic relief he brought. TSW2 could've used a bit more of that to me. In 2, my highlight characters were probably Sal for the first half and Arthur for the second half. Funny enough, I didn't care for either much outside of those halves lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blankments Posted April 20, 2019 Author Share Posted April 20, 2019 (edited) Also Ben foster is cool Edited April 20, 2019 by Blankments 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 7 hours ago, Blankments said: Also Ben foster is cool Well, if you want more of him you're getting a lot more of him too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blankments Posted April 20, 2019 Author Share Posted April 20, 2019 (edited) Retrospective! That's right, I'm doing a retrospective (mainly so y'all stop asking me if I've read films from Y1-3). After this retrospective, I will not read any films from those years, besides prequels (such as the Voltron franchise for example). Locked-in for me to read are the following: Y1 The Adventures of Scrooge McDuck @cookie Faces and Voices @Xillix Flowers for Algernon @Alpha The Hunchback of Notre Dame @cookie Seeing Her @Spaghetti White Hurricane @Xillix Y2 56 Days of Love @Hiccup23 And the Band Played On @4815162342 Blank @4815162342 Midnight in the Afghan Valley @Hiccup23 The Parvelli Reunion @Spaghetti To the Moon @ChD Y3 The Chrysallids @Hiccup23 Notes from the Otherspace @Spaghetti The Number One Dime @cookie Bonus Films Blood and Fur (Y1) @Spaghetti Poison and Wine (Y1) @Hiccup23 The Truth About the Harry Quebert Affair (Y1) @Bastien Truth Is (Y2) @Hiccup23 Blood and Fur: Inglourious Paw-Stards (Y3) @Spaghetti Dark Side (Y3) @Hiccup23 Redeeming Love (Y3) @Hiccup23 The SCP Foundation (Y1) @Alpha In addition to this, you can suggest one film from the first three years for me to read. If you're represented above, it must be a film you did not write. If you're not already represented, you're allowed to pick a film of your own. As a sidenote, films from Y1-3 I've already read: Y1 Extreme Dinosaurs He-Man Spark Rising Tattooed Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills Y2 American Dragon: Jake Long The Amityville Nightmare Bounty Hamster Crash Bandicoot The Odyssey: The Spoils of War Samurai Pizza Cats Ta2ed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills Treasure Planet Y3 Call of Duty God of War He-Man II: The Revenge of Skeletor The Odyssey: The Counsel of the Dead The Scavenger Wars Silent Hill: Innocence Lost Spark: Homeward Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad Edited April 20, 2019 by Blankments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 If you’re doing NOD I guess I should publish the revised version I already finished right away then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorschach Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Poison and Wine is my suggestion 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Hunt Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 I'll use my recommendation on Poison and Wine (no I'm not trying to make blank sugffer through the sequels. The first one is legitimately one of my favorite folms in the game) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorschach Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Rorschach said: Poison and Wine is my suggestion 2 minutes ago, Ethan Hunt said: I'll use my recommendation on Poison and Wine (no I'm not trying to make blank sugffer through the sequels. The first one is legitimately one of my favorite folms in the game) Edit: We all gotta chip in to make sure Blanks reads both of the sequels too Edited April 20, 2019 by Rorschach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Hunt Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 I'll change mine to The Truth about the Harry Quebert Affair 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 (edited) 13 minutes ago, cookie said: If you’re doing NOD I guess I should publish the revised version I already finished right away then. Here you go, about 1k shorter than the original with very few changes (mostly changes so my writing is less needlessly verbose and fixes in sentence structures): https://docs.google.com/document/d/16DKT6SK1X8p_Ep5uMgfEFvB0qLHrMxyqlivT9OU3qjk/edit?usp=sharing (I'm putting it up once Argonaut is posted in Y6 as well) Edited April 20, 2019 by cookie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Fair enough. I suggest TRUTH IS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blankments Posted April 20, 2019 Author Share Posted April 20, 2019 @cookie, no films you're interested in me reading? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Blankments said: @cookie, no films you're interested in me reading? Outside of the P&W series for the amusement I can't think of anything besides the ones you've already listed RN I guess I could go with Dark Side to complete the trilogy. Edited April 20, 2019 by cookie 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4815162342 Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 The Blood & Fur series 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blankments Posted April 20, 2019 Author Share Posted April 20, 2019 1 minute ago, 4815162342 said: The Blood & Fur series only one film, so this will be directed towards the first film Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4815162342 Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Just now, Blankments said: only one film, so this will be directed towards the first film Are you really not going to make an exception for Inglourious Pawsterds? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
