Cookie Does Requests or Whatever (Cookie's Corner Y6) - Unlike Garfield, this thread doesn't hate Mondays

[cookie]

I said I wasn't going to do any reviews this year, but I've given it some thought and while I don't know if I'll get to do a top 25, I can still read whatever you want me to read.

 

I've already reviewed @SLAM!'s In the Aeroplane Over the Sea, and unless I change my mind or he makes significant alterations for whatever reason that review stands. Link here:

 

 

Let's keep this simple: no themed 'rounds' this year (if things go according to plan, they'll be back next year. Not sure what the theme will be, maybe a mishmash) and you can request two films, one you wrote and one someone else wrote.

 

There are a few other Y6 movies I have read and/or are already planning to re-read in time for writing my review, so those are also off-limits from requests. These are:

 

• The Ancient Magus Bride & the King of Cats B
• Borrasca B+
• Gateways A/A-
• Mass Effect: Ascension A-/B+
• The Most Wanted Man in Great Britain A
• Spark: A Hero's Promise B+

 

Everything else, including films that haven't been posted as of this writing, are fair game. If those don't make the deadline you'll have to request a new film, obviously, but it won't retain the original film's spot in the queue, rather it'll be placed last. The 'queue' is first come, first serve, so you'll know the order by who made a request when.

 

Final note: There will be no mercy to whoever requests that Rapsittie Street Kids monstrosity. This is your only warning.

 

Request queue:

1. Lumberjanes B-/C+
2. The Feminist C+
3. De Blob B-
4. Super Mario Bros B+
5. Teyonnah and the Renegades: A Righteous Sextet B/B-
6. The Neon Psalms C+
7. Chuck Norris and Liam Neeson vs. The Current Hollywood Landscape B+
8. Live2ream D
9. Plus One B
10. Thirsty B-
11. Duck Hunt B-
12. Facepaint B-
13. Voicemail B+/B
14. Fiesta Loca A-/B+
15. Hired Guns B/B-

 

BONUS ROUND:

• Bleach B-
• Green Arrow B/B-
• The Last Policeman A-
• Pikmin C+
• Paradise Island A-
• The Power of Love B-/C+
• The Thin, the Phat and the Felon B-
• Understand C-/D+
• XJ9: Rebirth B/B-

Edited October 7, 2019 by cookie

[Ezen Baklattan]

Lumberjanes: Secret of the Eye

LucIId

[SLAM!]

The Feminist

De Blob

[YM!]

1 hour ago, cookie said:

There are two other Y6 movies I have read and are already planning to re-read in time for writing my review, so those are also off-limits from requests. These two are:

• Spark: A Hero's Promise
• The Ancient Magus Bride & the King of Cats

 

No Gateways?

[cookie]

2 minutes ago, YourMother the Edgelord said:

No Gateways?

Oops, forgot that.

[YM!]

1 hour ago, cookie said:

Final note: There will be no mercy to whoever requests that Rapsittie Street Kids monstrosity. This is your only warning.

[YM!]

Super Mario Bros

Colony

[cookie]

Added Most Wanted Man in Britain to the no-request list since I’m currently reading it.

[YM!]

On 9/14/2019 at 5:19 PM, cookie said:

Final note: There will be no mercy to whoever requests that Rapsittie Street Kids monstrosity. This is your only warning

I just realized something, I could request Brickleberry

[cookie]

1 hour ago, YourMother the Edgelord said:

I just realized something, I could request Brickleberry

Can’t be worse than Brandybrook.

[cookie]

Current queue:

1. Lumberjanes
2. LucIId
3. The Feminist
4. De Blob
5. Super Mario Bros
6. Colony

 

Everyone who hasn’t made request has until Monday to do so.

[cookie]

Adding Borrasca to the no-request list since @Rorschach's post has me excited.

Edited September 21, 2019 by cookie

[Ezen Baklattan]

@cookie are you reviewing that list in alphabetical order? 

[cookie]

1 minute ago, Spaghetti said:

@cookie are you reviewing that list in alphabetical order? 

I only sorted them alphabetically so I was able to keep check, but if you so insist... 

[Ezen Baklattan]

2 minutes ago, cookie said:

I only sorted them alphabetically so I was able to keep check, but if you so insist... 

I still need time to figure out the annual cookie sacrificial lamb. So IDK.

[cookie]

3 minutes ago, Spaghetti said:

I still need time to figure out the annual cookie sacrificial lamb. So IDK.

Will be hard for me to hate any of your non-Spark offerings tho 🤔

[Ezen Baklattan]

4 minutes ago, cookie said:

Will be hard for me to hate any of your non-Spark offerings tho 🤔

The fuck is that is that supposed to mean???

[cookie]

9 minutes ago, Spaghetti said:

The fuck is that is that supposed to mean???

Spoiler

 

 

 

 

Spoiler

You have a promising slate so I don't see anything immediately standing out as a potential 7/10

 

Edited September 21, 2019 by cookie

[Ezen Baklattan]

I'm honestly pretty excited to hear your reaction to Lumberjanes. And I thank you for kinda sorta inspiring me to not give up on it since I'm really happy with how it turned out.

[4815162342]

Do I have to request a film of my own?

 

Teyonnah and the Renegades: A Righteous Sextet

The Neon Psalms