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WEEKEND CHALLENGE

 

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A CAVE.

 

A Mysterious Man writes five identical letters and seals them.  With the help of Gale, off they go.

 

 

A THEATER. NIGHT.

 

The dimly lit auditorium waits.  First to enter is:

 

@ZeeSoh, dressed all in purple suit with a monocle and pipe.  Next, from the other door, comes:

 

@DAJK, dressed in a crisp green suit.  He and ZeeSoh glare at each other, but do not move toward each other.  It's a whole other ten minutes before:

 

@Keanu, dressed in a red dress with a neckline down to there and a slit up to there.  She doesn't meet any of their eyes as she sashays to the stage. In quickly after her is:

 

@JJ-8, dressed in an old military unit that's now a tainted mustard.  They all stare at each other waiting for:

 

@Arendelle Legion BURSTS into the room.  

 

OLAF: FRIENDS!!!! Why we all waiting here in the DAAARK?  This is all so SpOOOOky.  And look!  I'm I have a peacock cape!  I'm gonna keep it on forever.  

Olaf looks around.  He then lets it go, it flies off with Gale.

 

OLAF: Forever is such a short amount of time in the eons of existence.  

 

A VOICE: Survivors!

 

They all turn to see @SLAM! and Captain Wondyful stand on the stage in white ties and tails.  

 

The Survivors all come up on stage and 

 

CAP: Come up on stage.  We've almost in the Endgame.  We only have two Weekend Challenges and two Immunity Challenges left before the Finale.  I just want you to know that I'm all --

KEANU: CAP!

CAP: In a second, let me finish.

 

KEANU: But I have something to announce.  She pulls out FIVE Candy Apples and hands them to Cap.

CAP: What are these?

KEANU: I want to use them for the Challenge.

 

CAP: Five?

KEANU: Yes.  Five.

CAP:  Okay, does anyone want to match this?

 

No one steps forward.

 

CAP: I had a whole thing planned out, but, all right.  Keanu wins Immunity.  Everyone else is up for Tribal --- 

 

The Stage Lights Crack!  Everything goes black!  There's a BANG!  A CRASH!  A SHOT!  A SCREAM!  A WHOOSH!

 

When the lights come up:

 

ZeesSoh holds a revolver, Keanu holds a knife, JJ8 holds a lead pipe, SLAM holds a wrench, DAJK holds a rope, and Olaf holds a candlestick.

 

They stare down at CAP, dead in a pool of blood.  With a note: 

 

Find My Killer, Win Tribal Council Immunity.

 

There is a moment before there is all-out pandemonium.

 

 

RESULTS

 

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THE JUDYS
PLAYER SCORE BONUS TOTAL PLACE
Keanu 82.02% 10 92.02 1ST
Olaf 82.93% 0 82.93 2ND
ZeeSoh 82.11% 0 82.11 3RD
DAJK 79.25% 0 79.25  
JJ-8 73.34% 0 73.34  

 

 

Tuck Shop Current Balance
29 ZeeSoh
18 Thanos Legion
9 Keanu
6 JJ-8
5 DAJK

 

 

TUCK SHOP

 

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TUCK SHOP
 
ITEM PRICE REWARD
Candy Apple 3 Coins 2% boost to your average prediction
Recycle Pad 5 Coins Doubles your Tribal Council vote
Rotten Apple 5 Coins Reduces other player's average by -2%. Can be used for weekly challenges or second immunity
Copy Machine 8 Coins Steal the score of ANY player for a weekend challenge
 
HOW TO REDEEM
Indicate which item you want to use when you send in your weekly or immunity predictions
 
HOW TO OBTAIN
FIVE COINS to 1st Place in Weekend Challenge
THREE COINS to 2nd and 3rd Highest in Weekend Challenge
THREE COINS to Winner of Tribal Immunity
In the case that a player who did not send in predictions is on the winning team, that player will not receive tuck shop coins.
 

 

 

TRIBAL IMMUNITY CHALLENGE

 

TRIBAL IMMUNITY: PREDICT THE FOLLOWING WEDNESDAY GROSSES OF...

 

  • A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood
  • 21 Bridges
  • Playing With Fire
  • Harriet
  • JoJo Rabbit
     

 

They are due at Wednesday, December 11, 2019 at 8:59PM PST / 11:59PM EST.  You also need to submit your vote for Tribal Council when you submit your predictions.  Because Jat likes to post early, this has been MOVED UP!  MIND THE TIME CHANGE!

 

WEEKEND CHALLENGE

 

Predict the Following Weekend Grosses:

 

Black Christmas
Bombshell
Jumanji
Frozen II
Knives Out
Last Christmas
Queen & Slim
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Predictions Due by Thursday, December 12, 2019 at 9:59PM PST / 12:59AM EST / 3:59PM AEST.
PLEASE NOT THIS THE LAST WEEKEND TO USE TUCK SHOP ITEMS FOR YOUR WEEKEND CHALLENGE.  
 
Because of this:
1 COIN = 0.6666667% BONUS
2 COINS = 1.33333333% BONUS
3 COINS = 2% BONUS
 
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2 hours ago, captainwondyful said:

KEANU: CAP!

CAP: In a second, let me finish.

 

KEANU: But I have something to announce.  She pulls out FIVE Candy Apples and hands them to Cap.

CAP: What are these?

KEANU: I want to use them for the Challenge.

 

CAP: Five?

KEANU: Yes.  Five.

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the purrfect 🐾🐾  opportunity to do that. 🐈 Ha, ha, ha!:rofl: I'm silly.... :slaphead:

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PREVIOUSLY ON THE WEEKEND CHALLENGE:

 

Episode 15: Let Them Go

 

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The Stage Lights Crack!  Everything goes black!  There's a BANG!  A CRASH!  A SHOT!  A SCREAM!  A WHOOSH!

 

When the lights come up:

 

@ZeeSoh holds a revolver

@Keanu holds a knife

@JJ-8 holds a lead pipe

@SLAM! holds a wrench

@DAJK holds a rope,

@Arendelle Legion holds a candlestick.

 

They stare down at CAP, dead in a pool of blood.  With a note: 

 

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Find My Killer, Win Tribal Council Immunity.

 

There is a moment before there is all-out pandemonium.

 

 

NOW:

 

SLAM! look at wrench in his hand.  He SCREAMS as he lets it drop to the ground.

 

SLAM!: Oh, Gosh.  Oh, GOSH.  We need to call The Mounded Unit!  We need an Ambulance!  We need -- 

 

A BRITISH VOICE: A world class detective.  

 

Everyone turns to see @Spaghetti, smoking a pipe, wearing a cape and a deer stalker.   

 

SPAGHETTI:  It is I!  Sherlock Holmes, the world's Greatest Detective.  I am here to solve the case of the Five Orange Candy Apples.  I believe the person who sent me these killed the Captain.

 

DAJK: We solved that.  Keanu spent the Candy Apples.  [kind of sad] If Cap was here, she'd tell you it's the Case of the Five Orange Pips.

 

SPAGHETTI: Wait. Really? I rehearsed this whole bit.  

 

Everyone nods.

 

SPAGHETTI:  Great.  Just great.  I agreed to play scenes only to be cut?  Who's running this shitshow?  When I was in charge this level of unprofessionalism just never, never, would have occurred.

 

Everyone turns to SLAM!.  He's still freaking out.  In a panic, he runs back stage.

 

SLAM!: What am I gonna do?  I know we all joked about being getting her murdered to celebrate Knives Out, but I didn't think someone would actually do it.

 

WHISPER: Use the game, SLAM!

 

SLAM!:  See, now I'm cracking up.  I'm hearing voices.

 

WHISPER: Trust your instincts, SLAM!

 

SLAM!:  Wait. What game? What do you mean "trust my instincts"?  What's going on here?  And isn't that supposed to be 'Trust my feelings???'

 

WHISPER: The game...

 

SLAM!: The game is next week!  We're playing --

 

SLAM! looks down at his tails and white tie.  Imagines of ZeeSoh as Professor Plum and Olaf as Mrs Peacock form in this head.  

 

SLAM!: We're playing Clue.

 

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And AAAAHH rings through SLAM!'s ears.  A golden light streams down to highlight a game of Clue.

 

SLAM! grabs the game box and brings it back on stage.  

 

SLAM!: We're playing Clue!  The person who figures out the killer wins Immunity and the Coins.  The killer is voted off.  

 

ZEESOH: I don't think --

 

SLAM!: I am trusting my feelings.  Spaghetti, you are here as a neutral party.  Shuffle the cards.

 

Spaghetti does so.  He pulls out the room card and has Keanu pick.  He pulls out the weapons card and has JJ8 pick.  He pulls out the suspect cards and has Olaf pick.  

 

They produce to play in silence.  Spaghetti watches as they role and move their pawns across the board.  A few blocks.  A question or two.  And then,

 

OLAF: I know who killed Cap.  

 

SPAGHETTI: Do you?  Because if you predict wrong, you can't pick again.

 

OLAF:  Yes.  It was ZeeSoh.  With the knife.  He stabbed her 2,797,800,564 times in the Heart in the Conservatory!

 

EVERYONE GASPS.

 

Spaghetti pulls out the cards from the envelope.

 

SPAGHETTI:  I'm sorry, Olaf.  That is incorrect.

 

Olaf morphs his shape back into THANOS holding the Infinity Gauntlet.

 

THANOS: I would check again.

 

SLAM!: No.  This is my game, and your powers do not work here.

 

Thanos glares down at the the players.  

 

THANOS: Who is the traitor?

 

DAJK STANDS.  

 

DAJK: There is no traitor.  I am a student who has outplayed his teacher.

 

ZeeSoh remains silent.  Keanu looks around in wonder as JJ8:

 

JJ8: OH!  OH!  I got it!  I know who killed Cap.  It was Thanos.  With the Lead Pipe.  He hit her shield 3,000,000,000 times until it broke in the Conservatory. 

 

Spaghetti Opens the Envelope.  He reveals that it:

 

SPAGHETTI: That is correct.

 

THANOS: NO.

 

SPAGHETTI: JJ8 wins Immunity!

 

THANOS: NOOO...

 

He starts to light up rainbows.  He turns to SLAM!  He's about to Snap his fingers with --

 

WOOOOOOOOSH

 

The Infinity Gauntlet flies out of Thanos' hand -- and into the arms of Baby Yoda being handle by Force Ghost Cap.  Baby Yoda gnaws at one of its fingers.

 

FORCE GHOST CAP:  Even in Death, you can not defeat me.

THANOS: YOU!

FORCE GHOST CAP: Oh, No.  I take no credit for your demise.  All of the heroes assembled.

 

ZeeSoh, silent no more, RISES.  

 

ZEESOH: It was elementary, really.  For the smartest being in the universe, you have your tells.  When DAJK told me you planned to use a copy machine on me, I knew what asinine number you would pick.  I simply put down a bigger number.

 

ZeeSoh pulls Thanos down and whispers in his ear:

 

ZEESOH: You should have bought a recycle pad.

 

FORCE GHOST CAP: This is true.  Of the nine suspect cards, seven of them were for you, Thanos.  

 

Thanos steps back.

 

THANOS: This is not the last you will see of me.

SLAM!: We know!  You're now on the Jury with @Claire of Themyscira @Sheikh and @PanaMovie.  

 

ZeeSoh and DAJK stand together, daring Thanos to say something.

 

THANOS: You have won for now.  But I... am inevitable.

 

Next: Episode 17: Welcome To the Concrete Jungle

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ORDER OF OPERATIONS

  1. Thanos used a copy machine against ZeeSoh.  He decided to use his own scores, and put down the Avengers WW Total of 2,787,300,564 as his predictions for all the films.
  2. SOMEONE - not saying who, but "someone" -- flipped and told ZeeSoh this.
  3. ZeeSoh used a copy machine against Thanos.  He decided to copy his own scores, said the hell with the Avengers, and put down 3,000,000,000 for his predctions.
  4. Then ZeeSoh bought two recycle pads.
  5. Then SOMEONE bought a recycle pad.
  6. Then ANOTHER SOMEONE bought a recycle pad.
  7. And everyone put down Thanos' name.
  8. 7-2.

 

RESULTS
JJ8 94.30%
DAJK 94.20%
ZeeSoh 0.000090%
Thanos 0.000084%

 

 

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TUCK SHOP TOTALS

 

Tuck Shop Current Balance
11 @ZeeSoh
9 @Keanu
4 @JJ-8
0 @DAJK

 

 

 

 
TUCK SHOP
 
ITEM PRICE REWARD
Candy Apple 3 Coins 2% boost to your average prediction
Recycle Pad 5 Coins Doubles your Tribal Council vote
Rotten Apple 5 Coins Reduces other player's average by -2%. Can be used for weekly challenges or second immunity
Copy Machine 8 Coins Steal the score of ANY player for a weekend challenge
 
HOW TO REDEEM
Indicate which item you want to use when you send in your weekly or immunity predictions
 
HOW TO OBTAIN
FIVE COINS to 1st Place in Weekend Challenge
THREE COINS to 2nd and 3rd Highest in Weekend Challenge
THREE COINS to Winner of Tribal Immunity
In the case that a player who did not send in predictions is on the winning team, that player will not receive tuck shop coins.
 

 

REMINDER:

WEEKEND CHALLENGE

 

Predict the Following Weekend Grosses:

 

Black Christmas

Bombshell

Jumanji

Frozen II

Knives Out

Last Christmas

Queen & Slim

Uncut Gems

 

Predictions Due by IN LESS THAN AN HOUR.

 

PLEASE NOTE THIS THE LAST WEEKEND TO USE TUCK SHOP ITEMS FOR YOUR WEEKEND CHALLENGE.  

 

Because of this:

1 COIN = 0.6666667% BONUS
2 COINS = 1.33333333% BONUS

3 COINS = 2% BONUS

You can STILL use your Coins for Immunity Challenges.  We will also be awarding the Coins for the Weekend Challenge that can be immediately used/applied to the LAST TRIBAL COUNCIL.

 

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1 hour ago, Arendelle Legion said:

The only really shocking thing this weekend in that ya’ll wasted 20 coins on pads 🤣

I knew that if I flipped and we didn't eliminate you that I was SCREWED so had to be 100% sure :lol: 

 

It's been fun man, good game!

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