Ethan Hunt Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 45 minutes 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ethan Hunt Posted December 17, 2019 Author Share Posted December 17, 2019 Tom Cruise and Ansel Elgort nonchalantly walk on stage Cruise: welcome and thank you for another great year here at the movies Ansel: we’re honored to be your host for the evening and as we commemorate the finest achievements in film. A horde or animals run across the stage behind them including rhinos, polar bears and flamingos, and the two turn around bewildered Elgotr: whoa there. We weren't ready for the 3 lonely zookeepers announcement quite yet Cruise: Cruise: was that the guy from Rhino Riders? Elgort looks at Cruise with bewilderment Cruise: We have all the stars here tonight. Look Chuck and Liam are both right there… Elgort:... and it looks like they're fighting our zoo animals *Chuck Norris and Liam Neeson are seen giving a thumbs up as they tag team a wild flamingo. Elgort: and look there’s Isabell Moner Cruise: I think this is the first time all year she hasn’t been filming a project. So nice of her to join us. Elgort: we’re in for a fun night tonight, acknowledging the best movies... Cruise: *coughs* The Espionage Project Elgort: In your dreams Tom. Cruise: Sit back, relax, and Enjoy the show Beamen the polar Bear appears on stage and the two hosts awkwardly climb on top of the bear taking quite a bit of time and they ride Beamen off back stage THE OSCARS 5 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLAM! Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 Cruise has the charisma. Elgort has the diplomacy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Hunt Posted December 17, 2019 Author Share Posted December 17, 2019 Welcome to the stage Denzel Washington and Jackie Chan Washington: Do you ever get tired of blah blah blah talking movies Chan *nods solemnly* Washington: Do you ever wanna see a fight break out Chan *strikes a karate pose* Washington: or some explosions go Boom *Chan makes a fake explosion with his hands* Washington: or an epic a chase scene *Chan Runs across the stage* Washington: these movies might be for you Chan (while running back on stage): the nominees for Best Use of Action are: BLEACHCHUCK NORRIS AND LIAM NEESON VS THE CURRENT HOLLYWOOD LANDSCAPE GREEN ARROW MASS EFFECT: ASCENSION SPARK A HERO's PROMISE and the winner is : Spoiler MASS EFFECT ASCENSION!!!! Stunt crew for Mass Effect Ascenion: we're really proud of the work that we did on this film. We're glad that audiences were thrilled by our content and we hope to keep bringing it to you 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLAM! Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 (edited) That's awesome! Is this the Mass Effect franchise's first Oscar? Edit: Yes, it is! Congrats! Edited December 17, 2019 by SLAM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4815162342 Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 I figured Sp4rk had it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 1 minute ago, 4815162342 said: I figured Sp4rk had it I was pulling for Chuck and Liam myself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 Interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Hunt Posted December 17, 2019 Author Share Posted December 17, 2019 Beamen the bear returns to the stage with a rhino ( presumably from rihino riders joining him) the two make a series of animals sound the are subtitled Beamen: we go to the movies to escape the world of every day Rhino: we want to see things we've never seen before Beamen: in Y6 we had the opportunity to escape to a plethora or spell binding world Rhino: these tho were the best of the best, the nominees for best VISUAL EFFECTS are: THE ANCIENT MAGUS BRIDE AND THE KING OF CATS CHILDREN OF EDEN MASS EFFECT ASCENSION SPARK: A HERO'S PROMISE XJ-9: REBIRTH ANd the winner is: Spoiler SPARK: A HERO'S PROMISE Spark's visual gang: it's been such an honor to bring the world of spark to life through the years. it's a bittersweet moment to see it come to a close but we are so happy to have cherished these movies with you guys. 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 See @Spaghetti SP4RK is fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 1 minute ago, YourMother the Edgelord said: See @Spaghetti SP4RK is fine. Watch this be the only award it wins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Hunt Posted December 17, 2019 Author Share Posted December 17, 2019 Aurora struts onto stage with an incredibly strange costume inspired by the Ancient Magus Bride and the King of Cats . Her singing of "Home" is accompanied by a maximalist light show and background dancers. 'Tis a beautiful experience. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4815162342 Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 3 minutes ago, Ethan Hunt said: Beamen the bear returns to the stage with a rhino ( presumably from rihino riders joining him) the two make a series of animals sound the are subtitled Beamen: we go to the movies to escape the world of every day Rhino: we want to see things we've never seen before Beamen: in Y6 we had the opportunity to escape to a plethora or spell binding world Rhino: these tho were the best of the best, the nominees for best VISUAL EFFECTS are: THE ANCIENT MAGUS BRIDE AND THE KING OF CATS CHILDREN OF EDEN MASS EFFECT ASCENSION SPARK: A HERO'S PROMISE XJ-9: REBIRTH ANd the winner is: Hide contents SPARK: A HERO'S PROMISE Spark's visual gang: it's been such an honor to bring the world of spark to life through the years. it's a bittersweet moment to see it come to a close but we are so happy to have cherished these movies with you guys. A locked win if there ever was one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Hunt Posted December 17, 2019 Author Share Posted December 17, 2019 TRAILER Spoiler from the director of Moon and Source Code (All dialogues are voice-overs. The owner of each dialogue is left ambiguous.) A lone tiger sleeps surrounded by lush greenery in the shade of an Indian jungle. "I would never have accepted this job if I knew what I know now." The ornate tails of peacocks rise gradually from the tall grasses around the tiger. "You're naive, Miriam." "What do you mean?" "You should know what you're signing up for beforehand." "I'm--I'm a photographer, that's all I'm--" "Are you sure that's all you're here for?" "Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow?" The peacocks poke their blue-feathered necks out from the underbrush. The peacocks sneak closer to the sleeping tiger. "With silver bells, and cockle shells, and pretty maids all in a row." We can now see that the tiger is completely surrounded. "There's something off about these peacocks, I don't know what it is..." "We need to tell her what's happening!" "Mackenzie Robinson knows exactly what's happening. She gave you this job, you mustn't question her." "Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow?!" "With silver bells and cockle shells, and pretty maids all in a row!" The tiger begins waking up. It looks around and sees all the peacocks. "I can't call anyone!" "There's no signal here, you should have known better." "She's not supposed to be in India! She's supposed to be in London!" "You're evil! All of you are evil!" "MARY, MARY, QUITE CONTRARY, HOW DOES YOUR GARDEN GROW?!" The peacocks flare the crests on their heads. They spread their wings and dig their talons into the earth. The tiger tenses up, preparing to attack. "I am the queen of the predators! You are the lowly mistress of the prey!" The peacocks rush towards the tiger. Cut to black. **** **** **** **** Naomi Scott Daniel Kaluuya Juno Temple Alfie Allen Jessica Henwick Viviek Kalra Golshifteh Farahani with Himesh Patel and Gwendoline Christie **** **** **** **** YANG **** **** **** **** June 9th, Y7 a One-Week IMAX Event 3 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 3 minutes ago, Spaghetti said: Watch this be the only award it wins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blankments Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 A surprise sequel to Yin???? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 Yang seems dope. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
