BOFFY VIII - The Awards (Parasite wins 10 including Picture, Director, Ensemble)

[Blankments]

But those pics are from TFA 🤔 

[SLAM!]

Just now, Blankments said:

But those pics are from TFA 🤔 

 

They're still funny, though.

[CoolioD1]

Spoiler

the dead speak

 

[Ezen Baklattan]

 Speaking of bad...

 

Best Villian

 

 

Thanos

Played by Josh Brolin

AVENGERS: ENDGAME

 

Ransom Drysdale

Played by Chris Evans

KNIVES OUT

 

Rich People

Played by Michael Bloomberg

PARASITE, KNIVES OUT, READY OR NOT

 

Todd Phillips

Played by the Oscar Nominating Directors Branch

JOKER

 

The Tethered

 

Played by Everybody

US

 

Walt Disney Pictures

Played by Bob Iger

A fuckton of movies i'm too lazy to type out

 

 

And the BOFFY goes to...

 

Spoiler

 

[Jake Gittes]

Yesssss.

[Blankments]

Just now, SLAM! said:

 

They're still funny, though.

[CoolioD1]

this is why bob iger quit

 

 

[Ezen Baklattan]

 Introducing a brand new category for this year!

 

Best Stunt Ensemble

 

 

1917

Alita: Battle Angel

Avengers: Endgame

Fast and Furious Presents: Hobbes and Shaw

Ford v. Ferrari

John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

 

 

And the BOFFY goes to...

 

Spoiler

 

[Ezen Baklattan]

 It's time to....face the music.

 

Best Original Score

 

1917

Thomas Newman

 

Avengers: Endgame

Alan Silvestri

 

Joker

Hildur Guðnadóttir

 

Little Women

Alexandre Desplat

 

Uncut Gems

Daniel Lopatin

 

Us

Michael Abels

 

 

And the BOFFY goes to...

 

Spoiler

 

[CoolioD1]

no

[Blankments]

3 minutes ago, Spaghetti said:

 Speaking of bad...

 

Best Villian

 

 

Thanos

Played by Josh Brolin

AVENGERS: ENDGAME

 

Ransom Drysdale

Played by Chris Evans

KNIVES OUT

 

Rich People

Played by Michael Bloomberg

PARASITE, KNIVES OUT, READY OR NOT

 

Todd Phillips

Played by the Oscar Nominating Directors Branch

JOKER

 

The Tethered

 

Played by Everybody

US

 

Walt Disney Pictures

Played by Bob Iger

A fuckton of movies i'm too lazy to type out

 

 

And the BOFFY goes to...

 

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That’s not accurate though;

 

its missing penguins, Breakthrough, Dark Phoenix, Stuber, the art of racing in the rain, ad astra, ford v Ferrari, spies in disguise, Jojo rabbit, ready or not, Tolkien,  Lucy in the sky and a hidden life.

[lorddemaxus]

2 minutes ago, Spaghetti said:

 Introducing a brand new category for this year!

 

Best Stunt Ensemble

 

 

1917

Alita: Battle Angel

Avengers: Endgame

Fast and Furious Presents: Hobbes and Shaw

Ford v. Ferrari

John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

 

 

And the BOFFY goes to...

 

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How come none of these guys made it in:

 

 

 

[filmlover]

How the hell did 1917 win Score here over Joker.

[Ezen Baklattan]

 Time to set the scene.

 

Best Production Design

 

1917

Knives Out

Little Women

Midsommar

Once Upon a Time ... In Hollywood

Parasite

 

And the BOFFY goes to...

 

Spoiler

 

[Jake Gittes]

That's two awards in a row the Oscars had more sense about. 

[Ezen Baklattan]

I know I've been going fast, so there's going to be a bit of an intermission when Panda takes over the rest of the awards later tonight.

 

I have five left in my current block. They will be revealed soon!

[CoolioD1]

1 minute ago, Jake Gittes said:

That's two awards in a row the Oscars had more sense about. 

no

[Ezen Baklattan]

 This is a big one for certain people, right @Ethan Hunt?

 

Best Cinematograpy

 

1917

Ad Astra

Joker

Once Upon a Time ... In Hollywood

Parasite

The Lighthouse

 

And the BOFFY goes to...

 

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[DAJK]

Lol at Endgame winning soul-crushing run, Disney winning best villain, and Skywalker winning worst picture. I love the BOFFYs but those awards are basically razzie-level awarding, where they don't actually give it to what was objectively best/worst, but to whatever is an easy target and prime material for a meme

[Jake Gittes]

Edited March 1, 2020 by Jake Gittes