BOFFY VIII - The Awards (Parasite wins 10 including Picture, Director, Ensemble)

[SLAM!]

Roger Deakins! Nice!

[CoolioD1]

Hollywood had nice sets that recreated the era but parasite designing for theme and storytelling makes it inherently more interesting to me. that kind of thing isn't rewarded enough. hollywood is the "most" pick and parasite is the "best" pick.

[Jake Gittes]

2 minutes ago, DAJK said:

Lol at Endgame winning soul-crushing run, Disney winning best villain, and Skywalker winning worst picture. I love the BOFFYs but those awards are basically razzie-level awarding, where they don't actually give it to what was objectively best/worst, but to whatever is an easy target and prime material for a meme

Enlighten us, what is "actually" "objectively" best and worst?

[Ezen Baklattan]

 Four left in this line up.

 

Best Original Screenplay

 

Booksmart

Sarah Haskins, Emily Halpern, Susanna Fogel, and Katie Silberman

 

The Farewell

Lulu Wang

 

Knives Out

Rian Johnson

 

Marriage Story

Noah Baumbach

 

Once Upon a Time...in Hollywood

Quentin Tarantino

 

Parasite

Bong Joon-ho and Han Jin-Won

 

 

And the BOFFY goes to...

 

Spoiler

 

[Blankments]

Just now, Jake Gittes said:

Enlighten us, what is "actually" "objectively" best and worst?

Yo mama

[CoolioD1]

1 minute ago, Jake Gittes said:

Enlighten us, what is "actually" "objectively" best and worst?

objectively cats' box office run crushed more souls.

[CoolioD1]

1917 messed up a parasite clean sweep smh.

[DAJK]

1 minute ago, Jake Gittes said:

Enlighten us, what is "actually" "objectively" best and worst?

Fair enough, but I doubt there are really enough people who legitimately think that Skywalker is a worse-made movie than Dark Phoenix. Now, I'm not saying that there aren't people who believe that, and I'm not saying that people who do believe that are wrong. But it most certainly isn't the consensus among critics/audiences. And Disney winning worst villain... I mean they aren't EVEN a villain in a movie! They're legit a real-life company who just happened to make billions in 2019. If you want to go that route, why not just vote capitalism as the worst villain of 2019 (I'm saying this tongue-in-cheek of course). 

[Blankments]

I VOTED FOR LEO BEEBE

[SLAM!]

Well, if Parasite is strong enough to win Set Design, Screenplay, and Supporting Actor, then it'll probably win Best Picture... I have to say, I'm very happy about that!

[Eric Duncan]

3 minutes ago, Jake Gittes said:

Enlighten us, what is "actually" "objectively" best and worst?

I was gonna make a Timothee joke, but I feel I already used too much this past week  

[SLAM!]

4 minutes ago, Blankments said:

Yo mama

 

[Ezen Baklattan]

Time to raise your voice.

 

Best Voice Performance

 

Josh Gad

FROZEN II

 

Zach Galifianakis

MISSING LINK

 

Tom Hanks

TOY STORY 4

 

Shirley Henderson

STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

 

Annie Potts

TOY STORY 4

 

Jason Schwartzman

KLAUS

 

 

And the BOFFY goes to...

 

Spoiler

 

Edited March 1, 2020 by Spaghetti

[CoolioD1]

Just now, Eric the Hedgehog said:

I was gonna make a Timothee joke, but I feel I already used too much this past week  

unfortunately my write-in vote for best villain "the junkie ghost child that terrorizes all the march sisters from little women" was rejected.

[CoolioD1]

1 minute ago, Spaghetti said:

Time to raise your voice.

 

 Four left in this line up.

 

Best Voice Performance

 

Josh Gad

FROZEN II

 

Zach Galifianakis

MISSING LINK

 

Tom Hanks

TOY STORY 4

 

Shirley Henderson

STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

 

Annie Potts

TOY STORY 4

 

Jason Schwartzman

KLAUS

 

 

And the BOFFY goes to...

 

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the best performance of the year rewarded. now i can relax.

[Ezen Baklattan]

@Blankments is mad. Better help him.

 

 Best Actress

 

ANA DE ARMAS

KNIVES OUT

 

AWKWAFINA

THE FAREWELL

 

FLORENCE PUGH

MIDSOMMAR

 

SCARLETT JOHANSSON

MARRIAGE STORY

 

LUPITA NYONG'O

US

 

SAOIRSE RONAN

LITTLE WOMEN

 

 

And the BOFFY goes to...

 

Spoiler

 

[SLAM!]

1 minute ago, CoolioD1 said:

the best performance of the year rewarded. now i can relax.

 

Why is it a great performance specifically? I don't really understand the earth-shattering nature of it...

[CoolioD1]

Just now, SLAM! said:

 

Why is it a great performance specifically? I don't really understand the earth-shattering nature of it...

babu frik

[Plain Old Tele]

1 minute ago, Spaghetti said:

@Blankments is mad. Better help him.

 

 Best Actress

 

ANA DE ARMAS

KNIVES OUT

 

AWKWAFINA

THE FAREWELL

 

FLORENCE PUGH

MIDSOMMAR

 

SCARLETT JOHANSSON

MARRIAGE STORY

 

LUPITA NYONG'O

US

 

SAOIRSE RONAN

LITTLE WOMEN

 

 

And the BOFFY goes to...

 

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huh.

[CoolioD1]

i might go 5 for 5 with my votes in the acting categories. i don't think that's happened before?