Metacritic Review Aggregate - Y8

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Films require at least three reviews to get a score. Rounded to nearest whole number.

 

JANUARY
Losers Weepers - 51 (Eleven Reviews)

Gunman Clive - 34 (Eleven Reviews)

The Lost Empire - 61 (Eleven Reviews)

White Wyvern - 24 (Eleven Reviews)

Home Invasion: Part III-Hunted - 28 (Eleven Reviews)

 

FEBRUARY

Christie Monteiro - 56 (Eleven Reviews)

Romance Road - 60 (Eleven Reviews)

A Very Adam & Cindy Valentine - 37 (Ten Reviews)

Funny Business - 65 (Twelve Reviews)

Pokemon: The Case of the Orange Outrage - 71 (Eleven Reviews)

Holland Hannah - 77 (Eleven Reviews)

 

MARCH

Fable - 57 (Eleven Reviews)

Flightless Bird: The Downfall of the BOEING 737 Max - 88 (Eleven Reviews)

Recompense - 47 (Eleven Reviews)

MEG - 50 (Eleven Reviews)
Far Cry - 66 (Eleven Reviews)

Citizen Kale: A VeggieTales Movie - 53 (Eleven Reviews)

Kings of the 6 - 56 (Ten Reviews)

Tyler Perry's 2 Big Families - 41 (Ten Reviews)

 

APRIL
Numbers Theory - 67 (Eleven  Reviews)

Doc Dreams - 55 (Eleven Reviews)

The Idiots - 75 (Eleven Reviews)

Snow Monkeys - 54 (Ten Reviews)

No Mercy - 55 (Eleven Reviews)

Up in the Sky - 67 (Eleven Reviews)

The Insect God - 58 (Twelve Reviews)

 

MAY
Mass Effect: Revelation - 71 (Eleven Reviews)

Walking with Dinosaurs: The Cinematic Experience - 64 (Twelve Reviews)

Wet Willy - 54 (Eleven Reviews)

Monster Bug Wars: The Spider Path - 23 (Eleven Reviews)

Monster Bug Wars: The Scorpion Path - 24 (Eleven Reviews)

Rhino Riders 2 - 58 (Eleven Reviews)

Dealer's Choice - 59 (Eleven Reviews)

Heartman - 75 (Eleven Reviews)

Sandboy - 88 (Eleven Reviews)

The Wild Thornberrys - 46 (Eleven Reviews)

 

JUNE
Everything I Never Told You - 84 (Ten Reviews)

Bailey Buckets: A Hoops Story - 43 (Ten Reviews)

Dave-Day - 49 (Ten Reviews)

Mighty Fall - 62 (Ten Reviews)

 

JULY
Meme Th(II)evies - 20 (Ten Reviews)

The Gnashing - 57 (Ten Reviews)

Eminem-esque - 64 (Ten Reviews)

Fullmetal Alchemist: A Tale of Two Brothers - 39 (Nine Reviews)

Animal Crossing - 53 (Ten Reviews)

The Exchange: European Studies - 49 (Ten Reviews)

Static Shock: Frozen Summer - 65 (Ten Reviews)

 

AUGUST
The Wave Heist - 55 (Ten Reviews)

Frankenstein Jr. - 57 (Eleven Reviews)

The Space Between Trees - 75 (Eleven Reviews)

Strangers in the Town - 78 (Ten Reviews)

New Tricks - 58 (Ten Reviews)

The Outback - 55 (Nine Reviews)

Learning to Care - 88 (Ten Reviews)

Splash, Splat, Boom! - 32 (Ten Reviews)

Soar - 52 (Nine Reviews)

 

SEPTEMBER

Panzer Dragoon - 58 (Ten Reviews)

Floodbath - 69 (Ten Reviews)

The Million-Dollar Jacket - 59 (Ten Reviews)

The War Between Ants - 69 (Ten Reviews)

Green Arrow: The Ninth Circle - 52 (Ten Reviews)

 

OCTOBER
Olive's Hallowed Eve - 87 (Ten Reviews)

Out of Order: The Decline of the Arcade - 65 (Ten Reviews)

World of Trouble - 91 (Ten Reviews)

The Tale of a Guinea Pig - 36 (Nine Reviews)

Dirty Hands - 74 (Nine Reviews)

 

NOVEMBER
Everything We Miss - 82 (Ten Reviews)

Returning from Hell - 65 (Ten Reviews)

The Three Caballeros Ride Again - 18 (Eleven Reviews)

The Bronx is Burning - 95 (Ten Reviews)

The Last Airbender: The Boy in the Iceberg - 82 (Ten Reviews)

The World That We Knew - 76 (Ten Reviews)

Loving Shadow and Light - 37 (Ten Reviews)

Castaways - 53 (Ten Reviews)

The Turkey Squad: The Fred Durst Cut - 12 (Six Reviews)

 

DECEMBER

As Fast As I Can - 41 (Eleven Reviews)

Christmas Shopping - 72 (Ten Reviews)

Dreams - 56 (Ten Reviews)

Endless Animation's The Un-title-able Squirrel Girl Sequel - 66 (Ten Reviews)

Sins of their Fathers - 74 (Nine Reviews)

Wii Fit - 48 (Ten Reviews)

 

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Updated list of every individual rating for each movie with a Metacritic rating:

 

Losers Weepers

Alpha - ★★★½

Blankments - 3.5/5

Cannastop - F

Cookie - B-

Ethan Hunt - 1.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 3.5/5

MCKillswitch - C+

Reddroast - 3.25/10

Rorschach - 3/5

Slam - 2/10

YourMother - B+

 

Gunman Clive

Alpha - ★★

Blankments - 1/5

Cannastop - D

Cookie - F

Ethan Hunt - 2/5

Ezen Baklattan - 1.5/5

MCKillswitch - C+

Numbers - 4.4/10

Reddroast - 3/10

Rorschach - 2/5

YourMother - C

 

The Lost Empire

Alpha - ★★½

Blankments - 1.5/5

Cannastop - C

Cookie - B

Ethan Hunt - 3/5

Ezen Baklattan - 2.5/5

Numbers - 7/10

Reddroast - 8/10

Rorschach - 3/5

Slam - 7.75/10

YourMother - C+/B-

 

White Wyvern

Alpha - ★

Blankments - 0.5/5

Cannastop - C+

Cookie - D+

Ethan Hunt - 1/5

Ezen Baklattan - 1.5/5

MCKillswitch - D-

Numbers - 3/10

Reddroast - 0/10

Rorschach - 1/5

YourMother - D

 

Home Invasion: Part III: Hunted

Alpha - ★½

Blankments - 1/5

Cannastop - D

Cookie - D+

Ethan Hunt - 1.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 1/5

MCKillswitch - C-

Numbers - 4/10

Reddroast - 3/10

Rorschach - 1.5/5

Slam - 1/10

 

Christie Monteiro

Alpha - ★★½

Blankments - 3/5

Cannastop - B

Cookie - C+

Ethan Hunt - 2.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 3/5

MCKillswitch - B-

Numbers - 4.8/10

Reddroast - 7.25/10

Rorschach - 2.5/5

YourMother - C+

 

A Very Adam & Cindy Valentine

Alpha - ★★

Blankments - 1.5/5

Cannastop - C

Cookie - C-

Ethan Hunt - 1.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 1.5/5

Numbers - 5.3/10

Rorschach - 2/5

Slam - 4/10

YourMother - C

 

Romance Road

Alpha - ★★

Blankments - 3/5

Cannastop - C+
Cookie - C+

Ethan Hunt - 2/5

Ezen Baklattan - 2.5/5

MCKillswitch - B+

Numbers - 6.9/10

Reddroast - 6/10

Rorschach - 3/5

Slam - 8/10

 

Funny Business

Alpha - ★★

Blankments - 3.5/5

Cannastop - A

Cookie - B-

Ethan Hunt - 2/5

Ezen Baklattan - 3.5/5

MCKillswitch - C+

Numbers - 7.6/10

Reddroast - 6.5/10

Rorschach - 2.5/5

Slam - 6.5/10

YourMother - B/B+

 

Pokémon: The Case of the Orange Outrage

Alpha - ★★★

Blankments - 3/5

Cannastop - B

Cookie - B

Ethan Hunt - 3/5

Ezen Baklattan - 3/5

MCKillswitch - B

Reddroast - 8/10

Rorschach - 3/5

Slam - 9/10

YourMother - B+

 

Holland Hannah

Blankments - 4/5

Cannastop - B

Cookie - C+/B-

Ethan Hunt - 5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 4/5

MCKillswitch - B+

Numbers - 8.3/10

Reddroast - 6/10

Rorschach - 3.5/5

Slam - 7/10

YourMother - B+

 

Fable

Alpha - ★★

Blankments - 1.5/5

Cannastop - B

Cookie - B-
Ethan Hunt - 3.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 2.5/5

MCKillswitch - C-

Reddroast - 6/10

Rorschach - 2.5/5

Slam - 7.5/10

YourMother - C+/B-

 

Flightless Bird: The Downfall of the Boeing 737 MAX

Alpha - ★★★★

Blankments - 4/5

Cannastop - A+

Ethan Hunt - 5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 4.5/5

MCKillswitch - A-

Numbers - 9/10

Reddroast - 9/10

Rorschach - 4/5

Slam - 9/10

YourMother - A-

 

Recompense

Alpha - ★★

Blankments - 1/5

Cannastop - D

Cookie - C+/B-

Ethan Hunt - 3.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 2/5

MCKillswitch - C+
Numbers - 5.8/10

Reddroast - 4.75/10

Rorschach - 2.5/5

YourMother - C-

 

MEG

Alpha - ★½

Blankments - 1/5

Cannastop - B

Cookie - C

Ethan Hunt - 3/5

Ezen Baklattan - 2.5/5

MCKillswitch - C

Numbers - 6.2/10

Reddroast - 4/10

Rorschach - 2.5/5

Slam - 6.25/10

 

Far Cry

Alpha - ★★

Blankments - 2.5/5

Cannastop - C

Cookie - B-/B

Ethan Hunt - 4/5

Ezen Baklattan - 3/5

Numbers - 5.5/10

Reddroast - 7.5/10

Rorschach - 3.5/5

Slam - 8.75/5

YourMother - B+

 

2 Big Families

Alpha - ★½

Blankments - 1.5/5

Cannastop - C

Cookie - C-

Ethan Hunt - 1.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 1.5/5

MCKillswitch - C-

Numbers - 5.7/10

Rorschach - 2/5

Slam - 3/10

 

Citizen Kale: A VeggieTales Movie

Alpha - ★★½

Blankments - 2/5

Cannastop - B

Cookie - C

Ethan Hunt - 1/5

Ezen Baklattan - 3/5

MCKillswitch - C

Numbers - 5.5/10

Reddroast - 7.25/10

Rorschach - 2/5

YourMother - B

 

Kings of the 6

Blankments - 1.5/5

Cannastop - C

Cookie - B-

Ethan Hunt - 2/5

Ezen Baklattan - 2/5

MCKillswitch - B-

Numbers - 6.6/10

Rorschach - 2.5/5

Slam - 8/10

YourMother - B-

 

Numbers Theory

Alpha - ★★★½

Blankments - 3.5/5

Cannastop - B
Cookie - B-

Ethan Hunt - 2/5

Ezen Baklattan - 3/5

MCKillswitch - B

Reddroast - 7.25/10

Rorschach - 3/5

Slam - 7/10

YourMother - B/B+

 

Doc Dreams

Blankments - 3/5

Cannastop - B+

Cookie - D

Ethan Hunt - 4/5

Ezen Baklattan - 3/5

MCKillswitch - D+

Numbers - 4.5/10

Reddroast - 4.75/10

Rorschach - 3/5

Slam - 4/10

YourMother - B

 

The Idiots

Alpha - ★★★½

Blankments - 3/5

Cannastop - B+

Cookie - B

Ethan Hunt - 3.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 3/5

MCKillswitch - B+

Reddroast - 8/10

Rorschach - 3.5/5

Slam - 8.75/10

YourMother - B+

 

Snow Monkeys

Blankments - 1/5

Cannastop - B

Cookie - C+/B-

Ethan Hunt - 3/5

Ezen Baklattan - 2.5/5

MCKillswitch - B

Numbers - 6.3/10

Reddroast - 2.75/10

Rorschach - 3/5

Slam - 5/10

 

No Mercy

Alpha - ★★½

Blankments - 2/5

Cannastop - B

Cookie - C+

Ethan Hunt - 3.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 2/5

MCKillswitch - C

Numbers - 5.2/10

Reddroast - 7/10

Rorschach - 2.5/5

YourMother - C

 

Up in the Sky

Alpha - ★★★

Blankments - 3/5

Cannastop - C

Cookie - B

Ethan Hunt - 3/5

Ezen Baklattan - 4/5

Numbers - 7.9/10

Reddroast - 6/10

Rorschach - 3/5

Slam - 5.5/10

YourMother - A-

 

The Insect God

Alpha - ★★½

Blankments - 1/5

Cannastop - B

Cookie - C+

Ethan Hunt - 2/5

Ezen Baklattan - 3.5/5

MCKillswitch - B

Numbers - 5.6/10

Reddroast - 6.5/10

Rorschach - 2/5

Slam - 7,25/10

YourMother - B

 

Mass Effect: Revelation

Alpha - ★★★½

Blankments - 2.5/5

Cannastop - C+

Cookie - B/B+

Ethan Hunt - 2/5

Ezen Baklattan - 4/5

MCKillswitch - B/B+

Reddroast - 9.5/10

Rorschach - 3/5

Slam - 8.25/10

YourMother - B+

 

Walking with Dinosaurs: The Cinematic Experience

Alpha - ★★½

Blankments - 2.5/5

Cannastop - B

Cookie - B-

Ethan Hunt - 3.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 2.5/5

MCKillswitch - B

Numbers - 7.7/10

Reddroast - 3.5/10

Rorschach - 3/5

Slam - 8/10

YourMother - B

 

Wet Willy

Alpha - ★

Blankments - 1.5/5

Cannastop - B+

Cookie - C

Ethan Hunt - 3/5

Ezen Baklattan - 3.5/5

MCKillswitch - C+

Numbers - 4.2/10

Reddroast - 5.5/10

Rorschach - 3/5

YourMother - C+/B-

 

Monster Bug Wars: The Scorpion Path

Alpha - ½

Blankments - 1/5

Cannastop - C

Cookie - F

Ethan Hunt - 1/5

Ezen Baklattan - 2/5

Numbers - 3.4/10

Reddroast - 2.5/10

Rorschach - 1/5

Slam - 1/10

YourMother - C-

 

Monster Bug Wars: The Spider Path

Alpha - ½

Blankments - 0.5/5

Cannastop - C

Cookie - F

Ethan Hunt - 1/5

Ezen Baklattan - 2/5

Numbers - 3.4/10

Reddroast - 2.5/10

Rorschach - 1/5

Slam - 1/10

YourMother - C-

 

Rhino Riders 2

Alpha - ★★½

Blankments - 2/5

Cannastop - B

Cookie - C+

Ezen Baklattan - 2.5/5

MCKillswitch - B-

Numbers - 5/10

Reddroast - 5.75/10

Rorschach - 3/5

Slam - 6/10

YourMother - B-

 

Dealer's Choice

Alpha - ★★★

Blankments - 2/5

Cannastop - B

Cookie - C+

Ethan Hunt - 3/5

Ezen Baklattan - 3/5

MCKillswitch - B

Numbers - 6.1/10

Reddroast - 2.25/10

Rorschach - 3/5

YourMother - B/B+

 

Heartman

Alpha - ★★½

Blankments - 3/5

Cannastop - A

Cookie - B+

Ethan Hunt - 3.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 3/5

MCKillswitch - B+

Numbers - 7.1/10

Reddroast - 8.5/10

Rorschach - 3.5/5

Slam - 9/10

 

Sandboy

Alpha - ★★★★

Cannastop - B+

Cookie - A-

Ethan Hunt - 4/5

Ezen Baklattan - 4.5/5

MCKillswitch - A-

Numbers - 8.7/10

Reddroast - 9.5/10

Rorschach - 4/5

Slam - 8.5/10

YourMother - A

 

The Wild Thornberrys

Alpha - ½

Blankments - 0.5/5

Cannastop - C

Cookie - C/C+

Ethan Hunt - 1.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 2/5

MCKillswitch - B-

Numbers - 6.8/10

Reddroast - 7.25/10

Rorschach - 1/5

Slam - 8.25/10

 

Everything I Never Told You

Alpha - ★★★★

Blankments - 4/5

Cookie - A-

Ethan Hunt - 5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 5/5

MCKillswitch - B+

Numbers - 8.7/10

Reddroast - 6.5/10

Rorschach - 4/5

YourMother - B/B+

 

Bailey Buckets: A Hoops Story

Alpha - ★★

Blankments - 3/5

Cookie - C-

Ethan Hunt - 2.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 2/5

MCKillswitch - C

Numbers - 6.2/10

Reddroast - 1/10

Rorschach - 1.5/5

Slam - 4.5/10

 

Dave-Day

Alpha - ★½

Blankments - 1.5/5

Cookie - C+

Ethan Hunt - 2.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 1.5/5

Numbers - 5/10

Reddroast - 8.5/10

Rorschach - 2.5/5

Slam - 5.5/10

YourMother - C

 

Mighty Fall

Alpha - ★★

Blankments - 2/5

Cookie - B-/B

Ethan Hunt - 3/5

Ezen Baklattan - 3.5/5

Numbers - 7.5/10

Reddroast - 7.5/10

Rorschach - 2.5/5

Slam - 7/10

YourMother - C+/B-

 

Meme Th(II)eves

Alpha - ★

Blankments - 1/5

Cookie - D-

Ethan Hunt - 1/5

Ezen Baklattan - 1.5/5

MCKillswitch - D-

Numbers - 4/10

Reddroast - 1.75/10

Rorschach - 1/5

Slam - 0/10

 

The Gnashing

Alpha - ★★½

Blankments - 3/5

Cookie - C-

Ethan Hunt - 3.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 2.5/5

MCKillswitch - C+

Numbers - 6.8/10

Reddroast - 6/10

Rorschach - 2.5/5

YourMother - C+

 

Eminem-esque

Alpha - ★★★

Blankments - 3/5

Cookie - B

Ethan Hunt - 2.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 3/5

Numbers - 7/10

Reddroast - 7.25/10

Rorschach - 2.5/5

Slam - 7/10

YourMother - B-

 

Fullmetal Alchemist: A Tale of Two Brothers

Alpha - ★½

Blankments - 1.5/5

Cookie - C-/C

Ethan Hunt - 1/5

Ezen Baklattan - 1.5/5

MCKillswitch - C+

Numbers - 5.9/10

Rorschach - 2/5

YourMother - C-

 

Animal Crossing

Alpha - ★★★

Blankments - 3.5/5

Cookie - C

Ethan Hunt - 1.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 2.5/5

MCKillswitch - C

Numbers - 4.6/10

Reddroast - 5/10

Rorschach - 2.5/5

YourMother - B

 

The Exchange: European Studies

Alpha - ★★½

Blankments - 2/5

Cookie - C+

Ethan Hunt - 3/5

Ezen Baklattan - 2.5/5

MCKillswitch - C

Reddroast - 1/10

Rorschach - 2.5/5

Slam - 7.5/10

YourMother - C

 

Static Shock: Frozen Summer

Alpha - ★★

Blankments - 2.5/5

Cookie - B-

Ethan Hunt - 2.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 3.5/5

MCKillswitch - B

Numbers - 7.2/10

Reddroast - 8/10

Rorschach - 3/5

Slam - 8.75/10

 

The Wave Heist

Alpha - ★★★½

Blankments - 3.5/5

Cookie - B-

Ethan Hunt - 3/5

Ezen Baklattan - 3/5

Numbers - 5.4/10

Reddroast - 4.75/10

Rorschach - 2.5/5

Slam - 2.5/10

YourMother - C

 

Frankenstein Jr.

Alpha - ★★½

Blankments - 2.5/5

Cookie - B-

Ethan Hunt - 1.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 2.5/5

MCKillswitch - C+

Numbers - 6.5/10

Reddroast - 7.25/10

Rorschach - 2.5/5

Slam - 8/10

YourMother - C/C+

 

The Space Between Trees

Alpha - ★★★½

Blankments - 4/5

Cookie - C+

Ethan Hunt - 3.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 4/5

MCKillswitch - B+

Numbers - 9/10

Reddroast - 7.25/10

Rorschach - 3.5/5

Slam - 9/10

YourMother - B+

 

Strangers in the Town

Alpha - ★★★½

Blankments - 3.5/5

Cookie - A-

Ethan Hunt - 5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 5/5

MCKillswitch - B

Reddroast - 4.75/10

Rorschach - 4/5

Slam - 7.5/10

YourMother - C+/B-

 

New Tricks

Alpha - ★

Blankments - 3.5/5

Cookie - B-

Ethan Hunt - 3/5

Ezen Baklattan - 2/5

MCKillswitch - B-

Numbers - 6/10

Reddroast - 6.75/10

Rorschach - 3/5

YourMother - B-/B

 

The Outback

Blankments - 1/5

Cookie - C+/B-

Ethan Hunt - 3/5

Ezen Baklattan - 2.5/5

MCKillswitch - B

Numbers - 6.2/10

Reddroast - 5/10

Rorschach - 3/5

Slam - 8/10

 

Learning to Care

Alpha - ★★★★

Cookie - B/B+

Ethan Hunt - 5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 4/5

MCKillswitch - A-

Numbers - 7.8/10

Reddroast - 9/10

Rorschach - 4.5/5

Slam - 9.5/10

YourMother - A+

 

Slash, Splat, Boom!

Alpha - ★½

Blankments - 0.5/5

Cookie - D+

Ethan Hunt - 2/5

Ezen Baklattan - 1/5

Numbers - 3.6/10

Reddroast - 5.5/10

Rorschach - 1.5/5

Slam - 4.75/10

YourMother - D

 

Soar

Alpha - ★★½

Blankments - 2/5

Cookie - C-

Ethan Hunt - 2.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 2.5/5

MCKillswitch - C+

Numbers - 6.2/10

Rorschach - 2.5/5

YourMother - B-

 

Panzer Dragoon

Alpha - ★★½

Blankments - 1.5/5

Cookie - B-/B

Ethan Hunt - 3/5

Ezen Baklattan - 2.5/5

MCKillswitch - B

Numbers - 6.5/10

Reddroast - 5.75/10

Rorschach - 3/5

YourMother - C+/B-

 

Floodbath

Alpha - ★★★

Blankments - 2.5/5

Cookie - B-

Ethan Hunt - 3/5

Ezen Baklattan - 4/5

Numbers - 7/10

Reddroast - 6.75/10

Rorschach - 3.5/5

Slam - 9/10

YourMother - B

 

The Million-Dollar Jacket

Blankments - 3/5

Cookie - C

Ethan Hunt - 3.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 3/5

MCKillswitch - C+

Numbers - 6.7/10

Reddroast - 4.5/10

Rorschach - 3/5

Slam - 6/10

YourMother - C+/B-

 

The War Between Ants

Alpha - ★★½

Blankments - 2.5/5

Cookie - B

Ethan Hunt - 4/5

Ezen Baklattan - 4/5

MCKillswitch - B+

Numbers - 7.4/10

Reddroast - 6.5/10

Rorschach - 3/5

Slam - 7.5/10

 

Green Arrow: The Ninth Circle

Alpha - ★★

Blankments - 3/5

Cookie - C+

Ethan Hunt - 1.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 2/5

MCKillswitch - C

Numbers - 5.7/10

Reddroast - 5.5/10

Rorschach - 2.5/5

Slam - 6.25/10

 

Olive's Hallowed Eve

Alpha - ★★★★½

Cookie - A-

Ethan Hunt - 3/5

Ezen Baklattan - 5/5

MCKillswitch - B+

Numbers - 8.1/10

Reddroast - 10/10

Rorschach - 3.5/5

Slam - 9/10

YourMother - A

 

Out of Order: The Decline of the Arcade

Alpha - ★★½
Blankments - 2.5/5

Cookie - B-

Ethan Hunt - 4/5

Ezen Baklattan - 3/5

MCKillswitch - B

Numbers - 6/10

Reddroast - 7/10

Rorschach - 3/5

YourMother - B

 

World of Trouble

Alpha - ★★★★★

Blankments - 4.5/5

Cookie - A-

Ethan Hunt - 4/5

Ezen Baklattan - 4/5

MCKillswitch - A-

Reddroast - 9/10

Rorschach - 4.5/5

Slam - 10/10

YourMother - A

 

The Tale of a Guinea Pig

Alpha - ★★

Blankments - 2/5

Cookie - D-

Ethan Hunt - 1.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 2/5

Numbers - 5.1/10

Rorschach - 1.5/5

Slam - 5/10

YourMother - D

 

Dirty Hands

Alpha - ★★★★

Blankments - 3.5/5

Cookie - B-

Ethan Hunt - 2.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 3.5/5

MCKillswitch - B

Reddroast - 7.5/10

Rorschach - 3.5/5

Slam - 8.75/10

YourMother - A-

 

Everything We Miss

Alpha - ★★★

Blankments - 3/5

Ethan Hunt - 3/5

Ezen Baklattan - 5/5

MCKillswitch - A

Numbers - 9.2/10

Reddroast - 7.5/10

Rorschach - 4/5

Slam - 9.25/10

YourMother - A+

 

Returning from Hell

Alpha - ★★

Blankments - 1.5/5

Cookie - C-/C

Ethan Hunt - 3/5

Ezen Baklattan - 4/5

Numbers - 8/10

Reddroast - 10/10

Rorschach - 2.5/5

Slam - 8.75/10

YourMother - B/B+

 

The Three Caballeros Ride Again

Alpha - ★★
Blankments - 1/5

Cookie - F

Ethan Hunt - 1/5

Ezen Baklattan - 1.5/5

MCKillswitch - F

Numbers - 1/10

Reddroast - 0/10

Rorschach - 0.5/5

Slam - 4/10

YourMother - D

 

The Bronx is Burning

Alpha - ★★★★★

Blankments - 4/5

Cookie - B+/A-

Ethan Hunt - 4.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 5/5

MCKillswitch - A+

Reddroast - 10/10

Rorschach - 4.5/5

Slam - 10/10

YourMother - A

 

The Last Airbender: The Boy in the Iceberg

Alpha - ★★★½

Cookie - B+

Ethan Hunt - 3.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 4/5

MCKillswitch - B+

Numbers - 7.5/10

Reddroast - 10/10

Rorschach - 4/5

Slam - 9.25/10

YourMother - B+

 

The World That We Knew

Alpha - ★★★

Blankments - 3/5

Cookie - A-

Ethan Hunt - 4.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 4/5

MCKillswitch - B

Numbers - 7.3/10

Reddroast - 9.5/10

Rorschach - 3/5

YourMother - B

 

Loving Shadow and Light

Alpha - ★★½

Blankments - 2.5/5

Cookie - C+/C

Ethan Hunt - 2/5

Ezen Baklattan - 1/5

MCKillswitch - F

Numbers - 5/10

Reddroast - 3/10

Rorschach - 2/5

Slam - 3.5/10

 

Castaways

Alpha - ★
Blankments - 1/5

Cookie - B-

Ethan Hunt - 1.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 3/5

MCKillswitch - B

Numbers - 6.7/10

Rorschach - 2.5/5

Slam - 7.75/10

YourMother - B-

 

The Turkey Squad: The Fred Durst Cut

Alpha - ½

Blankments - 0.5/5

Cookie - D-

Ezen Baklattan - 0.5/5

Slam - 0/10

YourMother - D

 

As Fast as I Can

Alpha - ★★★

Blankments - 2/5

Cookie - D+/C-

Ethan Hunt - 1.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 1.5/5

MCKillswitch - D+

Numbers - 5.8/10

Reddroast - 3/10

Rorschach - 1.5/5

Slam - 6/10

YourMother - C-

 

Christmas Shopping

Alpha - ★★½

Blankments - 2.5/5

Cookie - C+/B-

Ethan Hunt - 4.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 4.5/5

MCKillswitch - A-

Numbers - 6.4/10

Reddroast - 7/10

Rorschach - 4/5

YourMother - B-/B

 

Dreams

Alpha - ★★

Blankments - 1/5

Cookie - C+/B-

Ethan Hunt - 3/5

Ezen Baklattan - 2.5/5

Numbers - 7.2/10

Reddroast - 8/10

Rorschach - 2/5

Slam - 7.25/10

YourMother - B-

 

The Un-title-able Squirrel Girl Sequel

Alpha - ★★

Blankments - 1/5

Cookie - B

Ethan Hunt - 3.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 3.5/5

MCKillswitch - A-

Numbers - 8.5/10

Reddroast - 9/10

Rorschach - 2/5

Slam - 8.25/10

 

Sins of Their Fathers

Alpha - ★★★★

Cookie - B-/B

Ethan Hunt - 4.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 4/5

MCKillswitch - B+

Reddroast - 4.25/10

Rorschach - 3/5

Slam - 8/10

YourMother - B+

 

Wii Fit

Alpha - ★★★

Blankments - 3/5

Cookie - C-

Ethan Hunt - 2.5/5

Ezen Baklattan - 2.5/5

MCKillswitch - D

Numbers - 4.8/10

Reddroast - 3/10

Rorschach - 3/5

YourMother - C

Edited September 3, 2021 by MCKillswitch123

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From Highest To Lowest

 

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1. The Bronx is Burning - 95

2. World of Trouble - 91

3. Flightless Bird: The Downfall of the BOEING 737 Max - 88

Learning to Care - 88

Sandboy - 88

6. Olive's Hallowed Eve - 87

7. Everything I Never Told You - 84

8. Everything We Miss - 82

The Last Airbender: The Boy in the Iceberg - 82

10. Strangers in the Town - 78

11. Holland Hannah - 77

12. The World That We Knew - 76

13. Heartman - 75

The Idiots - 75

The Space Between Trees - 75

16. Dirty Hands - 74

17. Sins of their Fathers - 72

Christmas Shopping - 72

19. Mass Effect: Revelation - 71

Pokemon: The Case of the Orange Outrage - 71

21. Floodbath - 69

The War Between Ants - 69

23. Numbers Theory - 67

Up in the Sky - 67

25. Endless Animation's The Un-title-able Squirrel Girl Sequel - 66

26. Funny Business - 65

Out of Order: Decline of the Arcade -  65

Returning from Hell - 65

Static Shock: Frozen Summer - 65

30. Eminem-Esque - 64

Walking with Dinosaurs: The Cinematic Experience - 64

32. Mighty Fall - 62

33. The Lost Empire - 61

34. Romance Road - 60

35. Dealer's Choice - 59

The Million-Dollar Jacket - 59

37. The Insect God - 58

New Tricks - 58

Panzer Dragoon - 58

Rhino Riders 2 - 58

41. Fable - 57

Frankenstein Jr. - 57

The Gnashing - 57

44. Christie Monteiro - 56

Dreams - 56

Kings of the 6 - 56

47. Doc Dreams - 55

No Mercy - 55

The Outback - 55

The Wave Heist - 55

51. Snow Monkeys - 54

Wet Willy - 54

53. Animal Crossing - 53

Castaways - 53

Citizen Kale: A VeggieTales Movie - 53

56. Green Arrow: The Ninth Circle - 52

Soar - 52

58. Losers Weepers - 51

59. MEG - 50

60. Dave-Day - 49

The Exchange: European Studies - 49

62. Wii Fit - 48

63. Recompense - 47

64. The Wild Thornberrys - 46

65. Bailey Buckets: A Hoops Story - 43

66. As Fast As I Can - 41

Tyler Perry's 2 Big Families - 41

68. Fullmetal Alchemist: A Tale of Two Brothers - 39

69. A Very Adam & Cindy Valentine - 37

Loving Shadow and Light - 37

71. The Tale of a Guinea Pig - 36

72. Gunman Clive - 34

73. Splash, Splat, Boom! - 32

74. Home Invasion: Part III-Hunted - 28

75. Monster Bug Wars: The Scorpion Path - 24

White Wyvern - 24

76. Monster Bug Wars: The Spider Path - 23

77. Meme Th(II)evies - 20

78. The Three Caballeros Ride Again - 18

79. The Turkey Squad: The Fred Durst Cut - 12

 

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Ratings list post now complete.