Reddroast's y9 reviews: this is how you don't review

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I'm back and no salt this year but I'm going in blind this year and there will be worst of the year awards this year.themed to the title.

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Among us.

 

(To help the film keep kayfabe no cast members will be mentioned. )

 

James Gunn takes what should be a cheap cash grab and turns it into a lovely mix of the thing and clue. The cast has good chemistry with each other. B+

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Sleepy Hollow 

Micheal B. Jordan, Jordan Peele, and Henry Selick take Endless Animation to new heights with a unique and unnerving take on the urban legend. 

A+

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Tongue Tied

 

The cast is fine but the Shrek like tone is at odds with the more prominent themes of the story and massively hurts the film overall

C

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Second dimension

Do you remember that scene from GOT where they forgot to edit out the Starbucks cup. This entire film felt like that due to a myriad of small errors that show up throughout the film

( characters names being spelled multiple ways. Not entering twice before a new paragraph, the font size changing part way through the film, missing punctuation. And the formatting being off.)

 

The base story has potential... But its sloppiness of it's writing made it painful to get through. 

 

d-

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Mechamen.

My bias is absolutely showing here ( I'm working my way through 2 mecha anime and love the film warrior.) But this is the perfect popcorn movie. 

 

A+

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Kirby

Terry crews is the best part of this movie. It's not for everyone but for fans of the series and kids it's perfect. A-

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War on drugs

 

A well researched and well made doc about America and it failing to win a social war it stared decades ago

B

 

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Devil Bean.

This film felt as if someone when on someone went on a 200 hour drug bender and watched the following: Smoking Aces, Kung Pow: Enter the fist, alita: battle angel, the divinci code promare and dragon ball z. It'll scare off most audiences by its pure insanity (the base idea hippoman comes to mind). But its super fun and destined to be a cult classic

 

B+

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Matilda and the night children 

 

This is endless animation's most pixar-esqe since can you imagine. And another grand slam. A+

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Red rabbit

 

A strong spy thriller that hinges on the performances on supporting characters.

A-

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Alakazam

The film has some very good ideas but is completely overstuffed with characters and an uninteresting side plot and some miscast actors

 

C+

Edited July 29, 2022 by Reddroast

[Reddroast]

,whirlwind,Before I post the full rankings let me post the pre-read options for the people in the top 5

Untitled space opera: a young man with a fear of space is sent on a wirlwind adventure to find treasure at the center of the universe ( Director: Edgar Wright)

 

Pdown-on-his-luckroject Ruby: in a world filled with fantasy races and modern technology, a young teifling woman is put in a race against a CEO obsessed with immortality to find the mythical Dragonborn ( director Brad Bird)

Lightspeed a down on his luck NASCAR driver is "recruited" by aliens to take part in the galaxy's most dangerous race: The Lightspeed Rally (director tbd

Fate

Based on the Japanese entertainment franchise of the same name, a young man is dragged into a battle royale against various mages alongside a female king Arthur. ( director Destin Daniel Cretton)

 

Dragon ball (director John Faverau)

 

Untitled toku film

 

A original film that is a love letter to Kamen rider and power Rangers like Pacific rim was for mecha anime (director tbd)

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https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1RcizT4o-OxVRk3Jl_dfLj9Jxb26V9IsnYpXbHvX7wGM/edit?usp=drivesdk

 

Full rankings

For those In the top 5 @YM! @SLAM! Numbers @MCKillswitch123 Let me know your pre read choices

 

[SLAM!]

1 hour ago, Reddroast said:

,whirlwind,Before I post the full rankings let me post the pre-read options for the people in the top 5

Untitled space opera: a young man with a fear of space is sent on a wirlwind adventure to find treasure at the center of the universe ( Director: Edgar Wright)

 

Pdown-on-his-luckroject Ruby: in a world filled with fantasy races and modern technology, a young teifling woman is put in a race against a CEO obsessed with immortality to find the mythical Dragonborn ( director Brad Bird)

Lightspeed a down on his luck NASCAR driver is "recruited" by aliens to take part in the galaxy's most dangerous race: The Lightspeed Rally (director tbd

Fate

Based on the Japanese entertainment franchise of the same name, a young man is dragged into a battle royale against various mages alongside a female king Arthur. ( director Destin Daniel Cretton)

 

Dragon ball (director John Faverau)

 

Untitled toku film

 

A original film that is a love letter to Kamen rider and power Rangers like Pacific rim was for mecha anime (director tbd)

I’m gonna pick Lightspeed

 

Thanks for 4, 6, 11, 14, 15, 17, 19, and [24 or 25]!

[MCKillswitch123]

Thanks for #5, #12, #13, #16, #18, #20, #21 and #23 

 

As for the pre-read, I pick Fate

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I will pick

 

Pdown-on-his-luckroject Ruby

[YM!]

10 hours ago, Reddroast said:

,whirlwind,Before I post the full rankings let me post the pre-read options for the people in the top 5

Untitled space opera: a young man with a fear of space is sent on a wirlwind adventure to find treasure at the center of the universe ( Director: Edgar Wright)

 

Pdown-on-his-luckroject Ruby: in a world filled with fantasy races and modern technology, a young teifling woman is put in a race against a CEO obsessed with immortality to find the mythical Dragonborn ( director Brad Bird)

Lightspeed a down on his luck NASCAR driver is "recruited" by aliens to take part in the galaxy's most dangerous race: The Lightspeed Rally (director tbd

Fate

Based on the Japanese entertainment franchise of the same name, a young man is dragged into a battle royale against various mages alongside a female king Arthur. ( director Destin Daniel Cretton)

 

Dragon ball (director John Faverau)

 

Untitled toku film

 

A original film that is a love letter to Kamen rider and power Rangers like Pacific rim was for mecha anime (director tbd)

Gimme Wright space opera

[YM!]

2 hours ago, YM! said:

Gimme Wright space opera

Also Kamen rider esque movie