Metacritic Review Aggregate - Y9

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Hello! Welcome to the Metacritic Review Aggregate, where I'll be tabulating review scores for every Y9 film and posting their Metacritic scores. Here's the lowdown: say Critic A gives  Charlie's Chimichanga a 10, and Critic B gives it an 8, and Critic C gives it a 6; what I do then, is I'll average those scores together to present the film's Metacritic score as 80/100. For reviewers grading films on an A/B/C/D scale, please note that I go by this letter chart when tabulating average scores. Also, I'll be rounding up or down to the nearest whole number for the score.

 

Green (good) = films scoring between 61 and 100

Yellow (okay) = films scoring between 40 and 60

Red (bad) = films scoring 39 and below

 

JANUARY

Winner Takes All - 55 (Eight Reviews)

Socksucker - 13 (Seven Reviews)

Interceptors - 47 (Nine Reviews)

Super Monkey Ball - 58 (Eight Reviews)

Go-Kart Gottlieb - 40 (Seven Reviews)

By The Seaside - 59 (Seven Reviews)

Grand Theft Auto - 50 (Seven Reviews)

 

FEBRUARY

The Crummy Shindig - 74 (Seven Reviews)

Landslide - 43 (Eight Reviews)

Whinge & Cringe - 26 (Eight Reviews)

Scales of Justice - 57 (Eight Reviews)

Death is Not My Friend - 54 (Seven Reviews)

 

MARCH

Bugcatcher Boys - 42 (Eight Reviews)

Deep Sixed - 49 (Eight Reviews)

The Last Victim - 54 (Seven Reviews)

Alakazam! - 60 (Seven Reviews)

American Spy - 76 (Eight Reviews)

 

APRIL

Bikini - 58 (Eight Reviews)

Molly and Emmett - 46 (Seven Reviews)

Heart of the Amazon - 58 (Seven Reviews)

The Boy Who Hated Books - 58 (Six Reviews)

Devil Bean - 67 (Seven Reviews)

Shadow of the Comet - 57 (Seven Reviews)

 

MAY

Martian Manhunter - 61 (Six Reviews)

Kirby and the King's Caper - 74 (Six Reviews)

AeroMobil: The Future Is Now - 51 (Seven Reviews)

The Man of the Jungle - 46 (Six Reviews)

Revenge Ex - 61 (Seven Reviews)

Rocket Hero - 56 (Six Reviews)

Fatal Error - 21 (Eight Reviews)

 

JUNE

Matilda and the Night Children - 86 (Seven Reviews)

Xenoblade Chronicles: The Power of the Monado - 46 (Seven Reviews)

The Next Good Day - 61 (Six Reviews)

Second Dimension: Last Hope - 49 (Eight Reviews)

 

JULY

Heremias - 83 (Six Reviews)

War on Drugs: America's Modern Conflict - 73 (Seven Reviews)

The Mirage - 81 (Seven Reviews)

HOOOOOPs - 60 (Seven Reviews)

Hearts of Fire: Vengeful Hearts - 32 (Six Reviews)

 

AUGUST

Dinosaucers - 47 (Seven Reviews)

Gran Turismo - 45 (Seven Reviews)

The Excursion - 43 (Six Reviews)

Someone's Grace - 40 (Six Reviews)

The Talons of the Hawk - 45 (Seven Reviews)

The First Water War - 44 (Six Reviews)

Scythe - 51 (Seven Reviews)

 

SEPTEMBER

Acne - 80 (Six Reviews)

Seals of Honor - 63 (Six Reviews)

Home Invasion: Part IV - Curtain Call - 29 (Six Reviews)

Tumbleweed - 43 (Six Reviews)

Raven Island - 58 (Seven Reviews)

Invader Zim - 75 (Six Reviews)

 

OCTOBER

Fore! - 43 (Six Reviews)

Warmth - 80 (Seven Reviews)

Mechamen - 62 (Six Reviews)

Sleepy Hollow - 65 (Six Reviews)

Guinea Pigger - 22 (Six Reviews)

Red Rabbit - 72 (Six Reviews)

#Spooked - 49 (Seven Reviews)

Grace and Mercy - 69 (Six Reviews)

 

NOVEMBER

Land of the Crescent - 79 (Six Reviews)

Mother Knows Better - 39 (Six Reviews)

Tongue Tied - 65 (Six Reviews)

Runaway Train - 79 (Six Reviews)

Inspector Gadget and Penny - 62 (Six Reviews)

Ultraman: Dark Future - 42 (SixSevenReviews)

 

DECEMBER

Father III: All Hell Breaks Loose - 27 (Six Reviews)

The Baddest Of Them All - 50 (Six Reviews)

SSX - 49 (Six Reviews)

Dancing in the Doghouse - 65 (Six Reviews)

The Queen Who Never Was - 89 (Six Reviews)

Among Us - 63 (Six Reviews)

Vixen and the Castle of Doom - 68 (Six Reviews)

 

Edited February 21, 2023 by SLAM!

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Updated! Everything between January and June has a score, with more scores and updates still to come.

Edited August 5, 2022 by SLAM!

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Updated with Reddroast's ranking, meaning every Y9 film now has a score!

 

Biggest Rise: The Last Victim (+11)

Biggest Drop: Ultraman: Dark Future (-13)

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Edited August 16, 2022 by MCKillswitch123

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Ratings Aggregate (will be updated continually throughout the year):

 

Winner Takes All

Cookie - B-

Ethan Hunt - 1/5

MCKillswitch - 3/5
Reddroast - C

Rorschach - 3/5
Slam - 5/10
El Squibbonator - 5/10
YM - 8/10

 

Socksucker

Cookie - F

Ethan Hunt - 1/5

Numbers - 3.3/10
Reddroast - (WT)F-

Rorschach - 0.5/5
Slam - 2/10
YM - 1/10

 

Interceptors

Cookie - C

Ethan Hunt - 3.5/5

MCKillswitch - 2/5
Numbers - 4.9/10
Reddroast - C

Rorschach - 2/5
Slam - 4.5/10
El Squibbonator - 1/10
YM - 6/10

 

Super Monkey Ball

Cookie - C+

Ethan Hunt - 1.5/5
MCKillswitch - 3/5
Numbers - 5.6/10
Reddroast - B-

Rorschach - 2.5/5
El Squibbonator - 8/10
YM - 6/10

 

Go-Kart Gottlieb

Cookie - C

Ethan Hunt - 1/5

MCKillswitch - 1.5/5
Numbers - 4.7/10
Reddroast - C

Rorschach - 2/5
YM - 4/10

 

By the Seaside

Cookie - C/C+

Ethan Hunt - 3/5

MCKillswitch - 2.5/5
Numbers - 6.1/10
Reddroast - B-

Rorschach - 3/5
Slam - 5.75/10

 

Grand Theft Auto

Cookie - C

Ethan Hunt - 1/5

Numbers - 4.8/10
Reddroast - B

Rorschach - 2.5/5
Slam - 7/10
YM - 4/10

 

The Crummy Shindig

Cookie - B+/A-

Ethan Hunt - 3/5

MCKillswitch - 3/5
Numbers - 7.5/10
Reddroast - B

Rorschach - 4/5
YM - 8/10

 

Landslide

Cookie - C+

Ethan Hunt - 1.5/5

MCKillswitch - 2/5
Numbers - 5.3/10
Reddroast - F

Rorschach - 2/5
Slam - 6/10

El Squibbonator - 5/10
 

Whinge & Cringe
Cookie - F

Ethan Hunt - 1/5
Numbers - 4/10
Reddroast - C

Rorschach - 1/5
Slam - 1/10
El Squibbonator - 2/10
YM - 5/10

 

Scales of Justice

Cookie - C+/B-

Ethan Hunt - 2/5

MCKillswitch - 2.5/5
Numbers - 4.9/10
Reddroast - B

Rorschach - 2,5/5
El Squibbonator - 7/10
YM - 6.25/10

 

Death is Not My Friend

Cookie - C
Ethan Hunt - 1.5/5

Numbers - 6.4/10
Reddroast - B

Rorschach - 2/5
Slam - 6.75/10
YM - 5/10

 

Bugcatcher Boys

Cookie - C+

Ethan Hunt - 1.5/5

MCKillswitch - 2/5
Numbers - 5/10
Reddroast - D-

Rorschach - 2.5/5
Slam - 6/10

El Squibbonator - 2/10
 

Deep Sixed

Cookie - C

Ethan Hunt - 1.5/5

MCKillswitch - 2.5/5
Numbers - 5.6/10
Reddroast - D

Rorschach - 3/5
Slam - 7/10
YM - 6/10

 

The Last Victim

Cookie - C-

Ethan Hunt - 2.5/5

MCKillswitch - 2.5/5
Numbers - 4.5/10
Reddroast - A-

Rorschach - 2.5/5
YM - 5/10

 

Alakazam!

Cookie - B-/B

Ethan Hunt - 2/5

MCKillswitch - 3/5
Numbers - 7.6/10
Reddroast - C+

Rorschach - 3/5
El Squibbonator - 4/10
YM - 7.5/10

 

American Spy

Cookie - B-/B

Ethan Hunt - 3.5/5

Numbers - 8.3/10
Reddroast - B

Rorschach - 3.5/5
Slam - 9.5/10
El Squibbonator - 6/10
YM - 8/10

 

Bikini
Cookie - B
MCKillswitch - 2.5/5
Numbers - 5.4/10
Reddroast - B-

Rorschach - 2.5/5

El Squibbonator - 5/10
YM - 6/10

 

Molly and Emmett
Cookie - C
MCKillswitch - 2/5
Numbers - 7.2/10
Reddroast - F-

Rorschach - 2/5
Slam - 6/10
YM - 6/10
 

Heart of the Amazon

Cookie - C+

MCKillswitch - 3/5
Numbers - 6/10
Reddroast - B-

Rorschach - 2.5/5
Slam - 8/10

El Squibbonator - 3/10
 

The Boy Who Hated Books

Cookie - B-

Numbers - 7.1/10
Reddroast - D

Rorschach - 3/5
Slam - 8.5/10
YM - 4/10

 

Devil Bean

Cookie - B-

MCKillswitch - 2.5/5
Numbers - 7/10
Reddroast - B+

Rorschach - 3/5
El Squibbonator - 8/10
YM - 6/10

 

Shadow of the Comet
Cookie - C-
MCKillswitch - 2/5
Numbers - 6/10
Reddroast - A-

Rorschach - 2.5/5
Slam - 6.5/10
YM - 5/10

 

Martian Manhunter

Cookie - B-

MCKillswitch - 2/5
Numbers - 6.7/10
Reddroast - B

Rorschach - 3/5
Slam - 5.5/10

 

Kirby and the King's Caper

Cookie - B

MCKillswitch - 3/5
Numbers - 7.7/10
Reddroast - A-

Rorschach - 3.5/5
YM - 7/10

 

AeroMobil: The Future is Now
Cookie - C
MCKillswitch - 3/5
Numbers - 6.5/10
Reddroast - F

Rorschach - 3/5
El Squibbonator - 6/10
YM - 6.5/10

 

The Man of the Jungle
Cookie - D+/C-
Numbers - 5/10
Reddroast - C-

Rorschach - 1.5/5
Slam - 7.5/10

YM - 4/10

 

Revenge Ex

Cookie - C+

MCKillswitch - 3/5
Numbers - 6.5/10
Reddroast - D

Rorschach - 2.5/5
Slam - 9/10

El Squibbonator - 8/10
 

Rocket Hero

Cookie - B-

Numbers - 5.2/10
Reddroast - D

Rorschach - 2.5/5
Slam - 7/10
YM - 7/10

 

Fatal Error
Cookie - F
MCKillswitch - 1/5
Numbers - 2.5/10
Reddroast - D

Rorschach - 1/5
Slam - 3/10
El Squibbonator - 3/10
YM - 1.5/10

 

Matilda and the Night Children

Cookie - A-

MCKillswitch - 3.5/5
Numbers - 8/10
Reddroast - A+

Rorschach - 3.5/5
Slam - 9.25/10

El Squibbonator - 10/10
 

Xenoblade Chronicles: The Power of the Monado

Cookie - C/C+

MCKillswitch - 2/5
Numbers - 4.4/10
Reddroast - B

Rorschach - 2/5
El Squibbonator - 3/10
YM - 4/10

 

The Next Good Day
Cookie - B-/B
Numbers - 6.9/10
Reddroast - D

Rorschach - 3/5
Slam - 8/10
YM - 6/10

 

Second Dimension: Last Hope

Cookie - C-

MCKillswitch - 2.5/5
Numbers - 5.8/10
Reddroast - D-

Rorschach - 2/5
Slam - 8.5/10
El Squibbonator - 4/10
YM - 6/10

 

Heremias

Cookie - B+/A-

MCKillswitch - 3.5/5
Reddroast - A-

Rorschach - 3.5/5
Slam - 9.25/10
YM - 9/10

 

War on Drugs: America's Modern Conflict

Cookie - B

Numbers - 6.2/10
Reddroast - B+

Rorschach - 3/5
Slam - 8.5/10
El Squibbonator - 8/10
YM - 7.5/10

 

The Mirage

Cookie - A-

MCKillswitch - 3.5/5
Numbers - 8.5/10
Reddroast - B+

Rorschach - 3.5/5
El Squibbonator - 8/10
YM - 9/10

 

HOOOOOPs

Cookie - B-

MCKillswitch - 3/5
Numbers - 6/10
Reddroast - C

Rorschach - 2.5/5
Slam - 8.25/10

El Squibbonator - 5/10
 

Hearts of Fire: Vengeful Heart
Cookie - D-
Numbers - 4.7/10
Reddroast - D-

Rorschach - 2/5
Slam - 4/10
YM - 3/10

 

Dinosaucers

Cookie - C+/B-

MCKillswitch - 1.5/5
Numbers - 5.7/10
Reddroast - C+

Rorschach - 2/5
Slam - 4.5/10
YM - 3.5/10

 

Gran Turismo

Cookie - C+/B-

Numbers - 6.4/10
Reddroast - F

Rorschach - 2.5/5
Slam - 4/10
El Squibbonator - 4/10
YM - 6/10

 

The Excursion

Cookie - C+

Numbers - 6.3/10
Reddroast - D-

Rorschach - 2/5
Slam - 3/10
YM - 5/10

 

Someone's Grace

Cookie - C

MCKillswitch - 1.5/5
Numbers - 5.4/10
Reddroast - D

Rorschach - 1.5/5
YM - 5/10

 

The Talons of the Hawk

Cookie - D-

MCKillswitch - 2.5/5
Numbers - 4.1/10
Reddroast - F

Rorschach - 2.5/5
El Squibbonator - 9/10
YM - 6.5/10

 

The First Water War

Cookie - C

MCKillswitch - 2/5
Numbers - 5.9/10
Reddroast - F-

Rorschach - 2.5/5
Slam - 6.5/10

 

Scythe

Cookie - C-/C

MCKillswitch - 2/5
Numbers - 5.6/10
Reddroast - D

Rorschach - 2.5/5
El Squibbonator - 10/10
YM - 3.5/10

 

Acne

Cookie - B

Numbers - 7.8/10
Reddroast - A-

Rorschach - 3.5/5
Slam - 8.5/10

El Squibbonator - 10/10
YM - 8/10

 

Seals of Honor

Cookie - B-

MCKillswitch - 2.5/5
Numbers - 5.4/10
Reddroast - B

Rorschach - 3/5
Slam - 7/10

El Squibbonator - 8/10

 

Home Invasion: Part IV - Curtain Call

Cookie - D+

MCKillswitch - 1.5/5
Numbers - 3/10
Reddroast - D+

Rorschach - 2/5
Slam - 1/10

 

Tumbleweed
Cookie - D-
MCKillswitch - 3/5
Numbers - 4.6/10
Reddroast - D

Rorschach - 2.5/5
YM - 6/10

 

Raven Island
Cookie - C/C+
MCKillswitch - 2.5/5
Numbers - 7/10
Reddroast - C-

Rorschach - 2.5/5
Slam - 7.5/10
YM - 6.5/10

 

Invader Zim

Cookie - B/B+

Numbers - 7/10
Reddroast - A

Rorschach - 3/5
Slam - 8.75/10

El Squibbonator - 7/10
YM - 5.5/10

 

Fore!
Cookie - B-
MCKillswitch - 2/5
Numbers - 3.9/10
Reddroast - D+

Rorschach - 1.5/5
YM - 5/10

 

Warmth

Cookie - B-

El Squibbonator - 8/10
Numbers - 8.1/10
Reddroast - A-

Rorschach - 3.5/5
Slam - 8.5/10
YM - 8.5/10

 

Mechamen

Cookie - B-

MCKillswitch - 1.5/5
Numbers - 6.5/10
Reddroast - A+

Rorschach - 3/5

El Squibbonator - 6/10
YM - 5/10

 

Sleepy Hollow

Cookie - C/C+

MCKillswitch - 4/5
Numbers - 4.3/10
Reddroast - A+

Rorschach - 2/5
Slam - 7.5/10

 

Guinea Pigger
Cookie - F/D-
Numbers - 3.5/10
Reddroast - Trashfire

Rorschach - 1/5
Slam - 3.5/10

El Squibbonator - 2/10
YM - 3/10

 

Red Rabbit

Cookie - B+

MCKillswitch - 3/5
Reddroast - A-

Rorschach - 3/5
Slam - 7/10
YM - 7/10

 

#Spooked

Cookie - D

MCKillswitch - 2/5
Numbers - 5.4/10
Reddroast - C-

Rorschach - 2.5/5
Slam - 6.5/10
YM - 7/10

 

Grace and Mercy

Cookie - B-/B

MCKillswitch - 3.5/5
Numbers - 6.6/10
Reddroast - B+

Rorschach - 3/5

El Squibbonator - 9/10
YM - 6.5/10

 

Land of the Crescent

Cookie - B/B+

MCKillswitch - 3.5/5
Reddroast - A-

Rorschach - 3.5/5
Slam - 8.75/10
YM - 7.5/10

 

Mother Knows Better

Cookie - C-

MCKillswitch - 1.5/5
Numbers - 5.8/10
Reddroast - F

Rorschach - 2/5
Slam - 6.25/10

 

Tongue Tied

Cookie - B-

MCKillswitch - 3.5/5
Numbers - 6.8/10
Reddroast - C

Rorschach - 3/5

YM - 7.5/10

 

Runaway Train

Cookie - B+

Numbers - 7.9/10
Reddroast - B+

Rorschach - 3/5
Slam - 9/10
YM - 8/10

 

Inspector Gadget and Penny

Cookie - B-

MCKillswitch - 3/5
Numbers - 7.7/10
Reddroast - D+

Rorschach - 2.5/5
Slam - 8.75/10

El Squibbonator - 5/10

 

Ultraman: Dark Future

Cookie - D+

MCKillswitch - 2/5
Numbers - 5.7/10
Reddroast - F

Rorschach - 2/5
Slam - 6.5/10

El Squibbonator - 1/10
YM - 6/10

 

Father III - All Hell Breaks Loose

Cookie - F

MCKillswitch - 2/5
Numbers - 3/10
Reddroast - D+

Rorschach - 1.5/5
Slam - 3/10

El Squibbonator - 0/10

 

The Baddest of Them All

Cookie - C

MCKillswitch - 2.5/5
Numbers - 5.5/10
Reddroast - D+

Rorschach - 2.5/5
Slam - 6/10

 

SSX

Cookie - C+

MCKillswitch - 2.5/5
Numbers - 5.4/10
Reddroast - D+

Rorschach - 2.5/5

El Squibbonator - 7/10
YM - 5/10

 

Dancing in the Doghouse

Cookie - C+/B-

Numbers - 5.5/10
Reddroast - B

Rorschach - 2.5/5
Slam - 8.5/10
YM - 6/10

 

The Queen Who Never Was
Cookie - B+

MCKillswitch - 4/5

Reddroast - A+

Rorschach - 4/5
Slam - 10/10
YM - 9.5/10

 

Among Us
Cookie - B-/B
MCKillswitch - 2.5/5
Numbers - 4.5/10
Reddroast - B+

Rorschach - 3/5

El Squibbonator - 10/10
YM - 7/10

 

Vixen and the Castle of Doom

Cookie - B+/A-

Numbers - 7.4/10
Reddroast - D+

Rorschach - 3/5
Slam - 8/10
YM - 7.5/10

Edited February 21, 2023 by MCKillswitch123

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