Tele watches TROS for the first time (hide the women and children)

[Plain Old Tele]

Blame @4815162342, he finally broke me.

 

This opening crawl is already dubious.

 

Kylo acting in a fan video, I see. 

[Blankments]

finally

[Plain Old Tele]

Why does Kylo have a flux capacitor?

[Ethan Hunt]

Hate you

[Plain Old Tele]

I feel like somehow I missed the first half of this movie. 

[YM!]

2 minutes ago, Plain Old Tele said:

Blame @4815162342, he finally broke me.

 

This opening crawl is already dubious.

 

Kylo acting in a fan video, I see. 

See kids, gaslighting does work.

[Plain Old Tele]

what the hell is going on

[SchumacherFTW]

[Plain Old Tele]

it’s like JJ forgot the concept of setup and payoff

[Plain Old Tele]

Jesus maybe I won’t last the 2.5 hours

[Deep Wang]

[Plain Old Tele]

This was made by an ADHD eight-year-old who didn’t take their Ritalin

[Plain Old Tele]

I never want to see a lightsaber again 

[Plain Old Tele]

I hate all these characters now.

 

banish JJ to the CW where he belongs. 

Edited September 28, 2022 by Plain Old Tele

[Eric Bonaparte]

Just now, Plain Old Tele said:

I hate all these characters now 

Rey innocent

[Plain Old Tele]

WHAT THE FUCK, Dominic Monaghan is in this?

[Eric Bonaparte]

Just now, Plain Old Tele said:

WHAT THE FUCK, Dominic Monaghan is in this?

He got more screentime than Kellie Marie Tran just because him and Abrams are friends. JJ is going to go to hell for this.

[Plain Old Tele]

1 minute ago, Eric from Progressive said:

Rey innocent

She’s the one who prompted me to start typing that. 🧐

[YM!]

6 minutes ago, Plain Old Tele said:

Jesus maybe I won’t last the 2.5 hours

[Plain Old Tele]

1 minute ago, Eric from Progressive said:

He got more screentime than Kellie Marie Tran just because him and Abrams are friends. JJ is going to go to hell for this.

That’s a blessing for Kellie Marie given the results.