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SURVIVOR MUSHROOM KINGDOM Episode Six: "Kamek's Library"

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Disclaimer: Some books selected by production for thematic purposes.


Each tribe sits at their own table.

Kamek: Nya ha ha! Welcome to my library! It's time for you to write book reports! The two tribes with the highest quality book reports will be safe from immunity!

Koopa Troopa assistants pass out pen and paper.

Cap: You have *got* to be kidding me.

Rorschach: Some of us play BOT Survivor to escape from college work, not to do more of it!

KamekToo bad! Get to writing!


Cut to the Koopa table.

DAJK: In The Fault in our Stars, a cancer patient falls in love with another cancer patient...

Morieris: And in Cirque du Freak, a boy becomes a vampire's assistant... Ugh! My brain is fried!

The Dark Alfred: My Into the Wild essay isn't coming out, man! I wish I could just run away and live in a van!

Goldenhour36: Here, I bought five red mushrooms, one for each of us.

(Goldenhour36 gives one mushroom to each tribe member...

...but Morieris shakes her head.)

Goldenhour36: Come on. It'll help you write.

Morieris: I'm sure Rosalina would like a mushroom.

Goldenhour36: Huh?

DAJK: Come on, Morieris. Just take it for the good of the tribe.

(Morieris reluctantly takes the mushroom.)

The Dark Alfred: Golden. What's yours about, man?

Goldenhour36: Oh, uh, it's on Thirty-One Nil: On the Road with Football's Outsiders, and it's about the 2014 World Cup game between Afghanistan and Palestine.

The Dark Alfred: Groovy.

(Rorschach scribbles madly.)

DAJK: What are you writing, Rory?

Rorschach: (adjusts glasses while scribbling) The conch isn't just a shell! It's a symbol of power!

DAJK: Oh yeah, Lord of the Flies.


Cut to the Goomba table.

JJ-8: (pounds table) All right! We need to write the best essays possible or we might go to tribal council again!

Ethan Hunt: I don't think Kamek knows that A Clockwork Orange was based on a book. I'll write about that. It'll knock his little nap hat off.

JJ-8: As for me, I chose The Selective Book of Hearing!

Ethan Hunt: Never heard of it.

JJ-8: What about you guys?

Agafin: Oryx and Crake.

Jack Sparrow: Treasure Island!

JJ-8: Good choices all around! Let's give it our all, folks!

Ethan Hunt: Hey—I'm supposed to be the leader here.

JJ-8: Are you?

(Ethan Hunt looks at his tribe-mates. He gulps!)


Cut to the Pokey table.

Fancyarcher: Let me get this straight. You chose a comic book for your book report?

Asyulus: Not just any comic book. It's an issue of the John Wick comic series!

Cap: Ah. You're a John Wick fan, I bet.

Asyulus: Have you seen those movies? Look at those stunts! Look at the action! Look at that style!

(Asyulus keeps on gushing about John Wick.)

elcaballero: I went with The Great Gatsby. You can never go wrong with a classic.

Fancyarcher: That's a pretty fancy choice. But you know what's even fancier? The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!

Cap: Welp. This essay on Howard's End won't write itself.

???: Bark Bark!

(Cap looks over and sees a Chain Chomp bouncing around nearby.)

Cap: Um. Shush. We're in a library.

elcaballero: Did you just shush a Chain Chomp?!

Chain Chomp: Bark Bark!

(Chain Chomp lunges at the table and eats Cap's pen and paper!)

Asyulus: The dog literally ate her homework!

elcaballero: Note to self—never shush a Chain Chomp.

(Cap massages a headache as she frowns.)


Cut back to Agafin and Jack Sparrow.

Jack Sparrow: Did you know that Treasure Planet was based on Treasure Island?!

Agafin: I'm, um, trying to write.

Jack Sparrow: Well, the robot's based on the guy on the island who dreams of cheese!

Agafin: Jack...

Jack Sparrow: But they kept Jim Hawkins and Long John Silver as the names of the characters! Isn't that fascinating?!

Agafin: 😣😣😣😣




SLAM!: Let's see how you did!




Rorschach - (81.07% + 3%) - 84.07%

DAJK - (80.31% + 3%) - 83.31%

The Dark Alfred - (78.87% + 3%) - 81.87%

Goldenhour36 - (68.49% + 3%) - 71.49%

Morieris - (47.39% + 3%) - 50.39%

Tribe Average - 74.22%


Morieris: We're on top three weeks in a row!

Rorschach: Thanks for the mushrooms, Goldenhour36.

Goldenhour36 blushes, acts coy.

DAJK: ...

The Dark Alfred: Hey, that was my line, Rory!





Ethan Hunt - 78.22% (individual immunity winner)

JJ-8 - 75.20%

Agafin - 0% (dns)

Jack Sparrow - 0% (dns)

Tribe Average - 38.36%


JJ-8: Why didn't you turn in your reports?!

Agafin: So. Much. Treasure. Island. Rambling.

Jack Sparrow: Looks like I'm swabbing the poopdeck!

Ethan Hunt: :bash:





Fancyarcher - 87.84%

Asyulus - 83.88%

elcaballero - 64.31%

Cap - 0% (dns)

Tribe Average - 59.01%


Cap: If that chain chomp didn't eat my report, we might've had a shot at 1st place...

elcaballero: I'm just glad it didn't eat you!

Asyulus: Don't worry, Cap. We're still all going to the merge!

Cap: Well, with SLAM!'s twists, you better expect the unexpected.

Fancyarcher: At least one thing's expected: your jealousy of my winning streak!

Cap: Aim your arrows somewhere else, Fancy! 😠



SLAM!: Looks like The Goomba Squad is heading to tribal council for the third straight week in a row! It'll be the last tribal council before the mergatory event, so good luck!


If you forgot to submit this week, please remember that the first time not submitting weekend predictions is a freebie, while the second time is an automatic elimination as per the rules!


Here's the final kart—




The Magikruiser







SLAM!: Normally, twist information would be in the second post, not the first. But because this twist is really important and complex, and because I'm typing this post in advance, I'm going to include the twist information here. Please read thoroughly. Here it comes:





You will no longer play in the Koopa, Goomba, and Pokey squads after this Wednesday's tribal. But be wary, because for one week only, one week before the merge, you'll be playing in something similar.


There are eight selectable karts. Some, you can access. Others, you cannot access. The karts include the B-Dasher, Flame Flyer, Pipe Frame, Wild Wiggler, Koopa Clown, Bumble V, The Shooting Star, and The Magikruiser.


For the next weekend challenge...


In addition to submitting weekend predictions...


You must select your kart!


Everyone will pick a kart, and they will join that kart's "mini-tribe." I call the kart a "mini-tribe" because everyone who picks the same kart will have their total scores combined into one average. So let's say three players pick the B-Dasher. Those three players will have their totals scores combined into a B-Dasher score, just like how the Koopa Squad has their scores combined into an average.


Choose your kart wisely, because the three highest-scoring karts (first, second, and third place) will earn immunity for everyone who picked those karts. If your kart's total score earns one of those "podium" placements, then you will not have to attend tribal council—that means you can neither vote, nor be voted out. You must attend tribal council if your kart's total score earns any placement between 4th and 8th. And no one going into this tribal will have individual immunity earned from the weekend challenge, though Tuesday immunity is still up for grabs.


Don't think about piling a whole bunch of players into one kart, because each kart is built to hold a maximum of three players. If more than three players pick the same kart, then all of those players are in danger of disqualification depending on the circumstances of players' choices. I want to be forgiving in case one kart has four players by accident or something, but please do everything in your power to make sure the kart you want gets picked by three players or less, so that you can avoid disqualification.


To remind you of which karts you are eligible to select, I have prepared two lists, one that lists eligibility by kart, and another with eligibility by player. Both lists provide the same information, but you might appreciate the different lists to help you strategize your decisions on which kart you (and/or your closest allies) will select for "Fast Kart Race."











Cap, DAJK, The Dark Alfred, Ethan Hunt, Fancyarcher, Jack Sparrow, Morieris, and Rorschach.



Agafin, Asyulus, Goldenhour36, and JJ-8.






Everyone but Goldenhour36.



Only Goldenhour36.









B-Dasher, Flamer Flyer, Wild Wiggler, Koopa Clown, Bumble V, and Magikruiser.



B-Dasher, Flamer Flyer, Wild Wiggler, Koopa Clown, Bumble V, and Magikruiser.



B-Dasher, Flame Flyer, Pipe Frame, Koopa Clown, Bumble V, and Magikruiser.



B-Dasher, Flame Flyer, Pipe Frame, Koopa Clown, Bumble V, and Magikruiser.


The Dark Alfred

B-Dasher, Flame Flyer, Pipe Frame, Koopa Clown, Bumble V, and Magikruiser.



B-Dasher, Flamer Flyer, Koopa Clown, Bumble V, and Magikruiser.


Ethan Hunt

B-Dasher, Flame Flyer, Pipe Frame, Koopa Clown, Bumble V, and Magikruiser.



B-Dasher, Flame Flyer, Pipe Frame, Koopa Clown, Bumble V, and Magikruiser.



B-Dasher, Flamer Flyer, Wild Wiggler, Koopa Clown, Shooting Star, and Magikruiser.


Jack Sparrow

B-Dasher, Flame Flyer, Pipe Frame, Koopa Clown, Bumble V, and Magikruiser.



B-Dasher, Flamer Flyer, Wild Wiggler, Koopa Clown, Bumble V, and Magikruiser.



B-Dasher, Flame Flyer, Pipe Frame, Koopa Clown, Bumble V, and Magikruiser.



B-Dasher, Flame Flyer, Pipe Frame, Koopa Clown, Bumble V, and Magikruiser.



I will announce the kart selections of all players on Friday after Fast X's Thursday preview number is announced. If you forget to send your choice of kart in addition to your predictions, I will then SPIN THE WHEEL to determine your kart. If the wheel lands on a kart you're ineligible for or a kart that already has three players, I will spin again until it lands on a kart that isn't either of those. For transparency, players whose karts were selected by the wheel will have an asterisk (*) when I reveal the list on Friday.


Let me know if you have questions.


Good luck with the "Fast Kart Race!"


Wario: Wa ha! Bob-ombs cost 5 coins now!

Waluigi: Waah! Customer service!


Here's the 


(Wario's Warehouse | Tribal Council | Weekend Challenge)


Twist Info

Again, you'll be sending me your choice of kart alongside your weekend predictions.



Wario's Warehouse

The Warehouse is officially open for business!


Every week, a subset of items will be on sale. Buy a quick boost now, or wait for something better down the road!


Red Mushroom - 3 Coins (Gives your weekend predictions a boost of 3%; this can also be used on another tribemate.)

Poison Mushroom - 3 Coins (Decrease a specific player's prediction average by 3%.)

Bob-omb - 5 Coins (Pick a 5% range (ex. 65–70%); everyone within that range falls by 5%.)

Double Cherry - 6 Coins (Doubles your vote at tribal council.)

     - you can only use one per tribal

Super Leaf - 7 Coins (Swat away the effect of one percentage-decrease item if played against you)

     - you must correctly predict which item is played against you (mushroom, bob-omb, etc.)

Warp Pipe - 7 Coins (Copy another player's unmodified average score and use it as your own.)


Message me to buy any item you want, any time to want to buy it. To tell me that you're using an item you've bought, message me by the corresponding prediction deadline of the weekend challenge or tribal council you'll be using it for!



Ways to Earn Coins:

During "Fast Kart Race"...

Highest score out of everyone gets five coins

- The highest scorer with the 1st place kart gets five coins

- the highest scorer with the 2nd place kart gets four coins

- the highest scorer with the 3rd place kart gets three coins

players on a 1st, 2nd, or 3rd place kart scoring higher than the highest scorer of the 4th place kart get three coins

any other player on a 1st, 2nd, or 3rd place kart get two coins

normal coin system for anyone attending tribal


Fancyarcher - 31

Rorschach - 25

DAJK - 23

Asyulus - 21

Cap - 19

The Dark Alfred - 19

Morieris - 19

Ethan Hunt - 19

Jack Sparrow - 16

elcaballero - 13

Goldenhour36 - 10

Agafin - 6



Sorry Goombas, but you will be sent to Tribal Council. All team members must send me a message with who they wish to vote off the island. However, there is hope. The second immunity challenge is also listed below. Winning the challenge will make you immune from elimination for this week.



Book Club: The Next Chapter

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2


The Super Mario Bros. Movie


Votes are due by Wednesday at 7PM EST.

Second Immunity Predictions are due by Tuesday, May 16th at 11:59 PM PST.

(I recommend giving your vote alongside your second immunity predictions; you can always change it by Wednesday if you change your mind.)


Good luck to all of the Goombas!




Here's the films you'll predict three-day weekend grosses for next week:

Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret

Book Club: The Next Chapter

Evil Dead Rise

Fast X

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3


The Super Mario Bros. Movie


Predictions are due by Thursday, May 18th around 11:59 PM PST. Good luck!


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SLAM!: Hello Goombas! Please remember to submit Tuesday immunity predictions by tonight at 11:59 PM PST or at least before Tuesday estimates get posted tomorrow morning!

Lakitu: Heh heh!

(Lakitu floats in on a cloud, then drops a spiky ball on SLAM!'s head. SLAM! falls unconscious, and Lakitu floats away.)

Announcer: Oh no! Will SLAM! recover from the devastating injury? Tune in at tomorrow's tribal council to find out!

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Everyone sits at the tribal council area.

SLAM!: Welcome, Goombas, to the final tribal of the game's three-tribe portion. One of you will become the sixth player voted out of Survivor: Mushroom Kingdom.

Jack Sparrow: Don't worry, best friend! We're voting together, so we'll surely get past this tribal!

JJ-8: Yeah! Kooky Cronies goin' X-mode!

Agafin: ...

Ethan Hunt: :ph34r:

SLAM!: All right! It's time to vote!

Everyone votes.



SLAM!: All right, if anyone has an advantage and wants to play it, now would be the time to do so.

Ethan Hunt: (cocks an eyebrow)

Jack Sparrow: (twirls mustache (playfully))

JJ-8: :bouncy:

Agafin: ...



Agafin: (deep breath) One more final stand.







SLAM!: All right. Here's who won immunity:



By a difference of about 0.53%...


AGAFIN with a modified 92.51%!


Ethan Hunt: Welcome to mergatory... Agafin.

Agafin: (sigh of relief😌

Jack Sparrow: 😱 That means a Kooky Crony goes!

JJ-8: No! My Kooky Crony! :circles:

(They hold each other.)



SLAM!: I'll reveal the votes. First vote...


Agafin (does not count)


SLAM!: Second vote...


Agafin (does not count)


SLAM!: Third vote...


Jack Sparrow


SLAM!: The final vote (and its aftermath)...




JJ-8: Someone voted for me?!

Jack Sparrow: Shiver me timbers! We both got voted!

SLAM!: Here's the aftermath:









JJ-8: :ty:

Jack Sparrow: Huh? What's the matter?

JJ-8: I... Didn't predict.

Jack Sparrow: What?! Why not?

(Ethan Hunt and Agafin exchange glances.)

(JJ-8 starts to speak, but SLAM! interrupts.)

SLAM!: By a difference of 91.98% and 0.00%...









Jack Sparrow: No! Best friend forever!

SLAM!: Please bring me your torch.

(JJ-8 brings the torch to SLAM!.)

SLAM!: JJ-8? The tribe has spoken.

(SLAM! snuffs the torch.)

Jack Sparrow: WAIT!

(Jack Sparrow dashes to JJ-8.)

Jack Sparrow: You don't deserve this! I don't want you to go! Why does it have to be you?!!

JJ-8: Don't worry, Jack. I'm sure you'll go far without me...

Jack Sparrow: But I don't wanna!

JJ-8: Play for the both of us. All right?

(JJ-8 points to Agafin.)

JJ-8: Now the "Mushroom Man" moniker belongs to you, Agafin. And I won't take no for an answer!

(JJ-8 exits. Jack falls to his knees and weeps.)


Confession - JJ-8: I'll be rooting for Jack Sparrow to win while I'm watching at home! It's not ideal to go out like this, but it goes to show that no one is ever safe in the game of Survivor!


SLAM!: JJ-8 leaves tonight with one of the "special items" in his pocket. He earned the item by getting the highest prediction on Renfield in Week Two. This item used to be a Spring Mushroom, but production has decided to rebrand it to a more iconic, well-known item from the Mario games. The item is now:






SLAM!: Buy and use this defensive item to swat away the effects of one percentage-decrease item with a tanooki suit's tail. You must correctly predict the type of percentage-decrease item being used against you, which, for example, could be a poison mushroom or bob-omb. If you play this during a weekend challenge, then your character wears a tanooki suit for the rest of the episode (purely for comedic effect). This item costs seven coins and is available in Wario's Warehouse effective immediately.


Post-Tribal Story Content


 (Fancyarcher plunks down a chess piece.)

Fancyarcher: Checkmate.

(elcaballero rolls his eyes.)

elcaballero: What can't you do, Fancy?

Fancyarcher: Good question. :shades:

(Asyulus walks in with a John Wick t-shirt.)

Asyulus: Hey, do you know where Cap is?

Fancyarcher: Check Loserville. :shades:

elcaballero: Dude! (to Asyulus) She's in the gym.

(Asyulus looks surprised. He heads to the gym.)




(Asyulus walks in apprehensively.)


Asyulus: If I say so myself...


Asyulus: It's as though you got...


Asyulus: A drive to win!

(Punch!it's Cap at a punching bag!)

(She turns to him and cracks her knuckles.)

Cap: Can you spot me?

(Asyulus spots Cap as she bench presses.)

Asyulus: ...Milk jugs for weights?

Cap: That's right.

Asyulus: ...Can I drink some later? For calcium?

Cap: ...Um, sure.







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(A gaggle of shy guys repairs a B-Dasher kart. A red shy guy looks up from the kart and eyes the camera.)

Shy Guy: There’s one thing I’m not shy about—and that’s building karts! But I can’t build a kart without knowing the model! Please submit your weekend challenge predictions by tonight at 11:59 PM PST or before the announcement of Thursday preview numbers. Also, please send what kart you want along with it!

Shy Guy Mechanics: Whew! Whew!

(A shy guy drives the kart into a stack of tires, causing pandemonium.)

Shy Guy: Dang it, Carl!

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SLAM!: Thank you for sending the predictions! It's time to reveal which kart everyone will be racing with! But first... One of your fellow survivors has an announcement.

Cap takes the stage. Dread sets in.

Cap: I... Did not send predictions.

The other survivors gasp.

Asyulus: What about your drive to win?!

Cap: You saw me at the punching bag, right?

(Cap reveals her hand. It's broken!)

elcaballero: She punched the bag too hard! I'm gonna be sick, I can't stand the sight of such injuries! 🤢

Cap: Yeah. Looks like I'm a "medevac" this season.

Fancyarcher: Cap? Our rivalry was short-lived, and I've won it this time, but I must say...

He offers a hand.

Fancyarcher: Good game, Cap. You played well.

A moment's gazing. Then she shakes his hand with her non-injured hand.

A Shy Guy brings Cap's torch.

SLAM!: You won't get away without a torch snuff! I think it's more appropriate to say, "the game has spoken."

SLAM! snuffs the torch.

Cap: Good luck everyone!

A helicopter takes Cap away...


Confessional - Cap: I'm satisfied with my experience in the Mushroom Kingdom. I got to shush a Chain Chomp, and I also got to try a honey drink at Buzz Brew even though it tasted gross. Zero out of ten, do not recommend. But you bet I'll be watching at home! I'm curious to see what happens.


Cap exits the game in 12th place.


SLAM!: Don't think this means you're getting off easy, Survivors! There will still be a race, and there will still be a tribal council on Wednesday night for players with karts that place 4th or lower! Here's the kart selections:



No one; kart is discarded.








Jack Sparrow






The Dark Alfred




Ethan Hunt



No one; kart is discarded.







SLAM!: Good luck with predictions!

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Wow! Agafin again with the defensive stands, and Jack with the secondary defensive stands!

When I wished everyone a good game, what I REALLY meant was that I *curse* the Goombas to failure and destruction! Muahahahah. Retroactively.

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