SURVIVOR MUSHROOM KINGDOM Episode Seven: "Shy Guy Circuit"

[SLAM!]

@Agafin @Asyulus @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @elcaballero @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @Goldenhour36 @Jack Sparrow @Morieris @Rorschach

 

Shy Guy: Whew! Welcome to the Shy Guy Circuit! Get ready to race!

Two Flame Flyers pull up to the starting line.

elcaballero: This is stick shift?! I don't know how to drive stick shift!

DAJK: How hard can it be? 😎(😬)

 

Confessional - DAJK: Shoot, I can't tell the difference between a 'stick' and a 'shift' myself!

 

Fancyarcher and Jack Sparrow pull up in their Pipe Frame karts.

Fancyarcher: From sparring together to karting together, I take it.

Jack Sparrow: I'm going to win this race! For JJ-8!

 

Ethan Hunt (Bumble V) and Agafin (Wild Wiggler) glare at each other in their karts.

Ethan Hunt: Hope you brought mushrooms for this race... Agafin!

Agafin: ...

 

Confessional - Agafin: I picked the Wild Wiggler so I didn't have to worry about racing with other players. But did I make the right decision?

 

The Dark Alfred and Rorschach pull up in Koopa Clown karts.

The Dark Alfred: Nice, man! We're in Koopa Clown karts!

Rorschach: Talk about a Koopa Calamity. (looks to the camera)

 

Confessional - Rorschach: You're telling me I have to race with the guy who's always stoned out of his mind?

Confessional - The Dark Alfred: Hey, at least I'm not using a bunch of mushrooms! Ha ha ha...

 

Asyulus, Goldenhour36, and Morieris roll in together on Magikruiser bikes.

 

Goldenhour36: Morieris... I don't know why you're acting weird all of a sudden... But we gotta race together to make sure we don't go to tribal!

Morieris: Okay... I'll try.

Asyulus: I feel like John Wick! I packed a Taran Tactical Custom Glock 34* and everything.

(* = specifically requested detail from player)

Goldenhour36: Oh wow. And what's the white mustache?

Asyulus: I drank milk.

Goldenhour36: Huh.

Asyulus: I did it for the calcium.

Goldenhour36: Oh, yeah, that's exceptional.

 

A lakitu flies in from the sky.

Lakitu: All right! Three... Two... One... Go!

Everyone speeds off, but Morieris sputters out.

Morieris: Aw man, it's the Mario Kart false start!

She uses a red mushroom and catches up.

 

Ethan Hunt and Agafin bump against each other.

Ethan Hunt: Ha ha! You'll never take me down!

Agafin: Uh... In Mario Kart, when karts bump against each other...

Fancyarcher and Jack Sparrow blow past them.

Agafin: ...It slows them down.

Fancyarcher: Later, losers! 

Jack Sparrow: Yeah! Ahoy, scallywags!

Ethan Hunt bangs his head on the steering wheel ().

 

DAJK: Follow me, elcaballero,. I know a shortcut.

elcaballero: Uh, all right!

DAJK veers off track, and elcaballero follows, swerving here and there but managing to catch up.

elcaballero: You really know what you're doing! We should team up for the season!

DAJK: Thanks, but I already have a partner in crime in Rorschach.

elcaballero: Maybe you could use a partner in virtue instead? 🥺

DAJK: Uh... I'll think about it.

 

Rorschach also leads The Dark Alfred down a shortcut.

The Dark Alfred: Skillful as always, bro!

Rorschach: Thanks dude.

The Dark Alfred: You think, I think we should team up together. It'd be groovy.

Rorschach: I mean, DAJK's been my friend throughout the season so far...

The Dark Alfred: Wasn't he the villain last season? You may not be able to trust him! You should try trusting the stoner instead!

Rorschach: Hmm...

 

Confessional - DAJK: Will our friendship...

Confessional - Rorschach: Last through the season?

 

Asyulus, Goldenhour36, and Morieris run into an obstacle.

Morieris: A herd of cows?! Shouldn't they be in the grass?!

Goldenhour36: I didn't know we were racing on Moo Moo Meadows.

Asyulus: Don't worry, I'll take care of this.

Asyulus pulls out the glock, points at the cows.

Asyulus: CoNSeQueNces!

Morieris: Um 😭 What did those cows do to you!

Goldenhour36: Don't shoot 'em! Have respect for the milk!

Asyulus: Oh right, I like milk...

Morieris: Goldenhour36! If we're about to die... I must tell you something!

Goldenhour36: What?

Morieris: I was upset when you took Rosalina to Outback Steakhouse... Because I have feelings for you!

Goldenhour36: Huh?

Morieris: I said I have feelings for you!

Goldenhour36: WHAT?!

They all crash into the herd!

 

****

 

Everyone crosses the finish line.

SLAM!: Here are the results!

 

1st Place

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PIPE FRAME

Fancyarcher - 94.11%

Jack Sparrow - 91.07%

Kart Average - 92.59%

 

2nd Place

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FLAME FLYER

DAJK - 93.83%

elcaballero - 90.12%

Kart Average - 91.97%

 

3rd Place

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KOOPA CLOWN

The Dark Alfred - 92.12%

Rorschach - 91.64%

Kart Average - 91.88%

 

4th, 5th, and 6th (headed to tribal)

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BUMBLE V (4th)

Ethan Hunt - 89.39%

Kart Average - 89.39%

 

MAGIKRUISER (5th)

Goldenhour36 - 92.29%

Asyulus - 89.54%

Morieris - (76.66% + 3%) - 79.66%

Kart Average - 87.17%

 

WILD WIGGLER (6th)

Agafin - 86.39%

Kart Average - 86.39%

 

Looks like the players above (^) are headed to tribal, where one of them will become the 8th player eliminated from Survivor: Mushroom Kingdom!

 

Before the dossier, we have a special announcement! After this Wednesday's tribal council, everyone will be playing in the same tribe! This tribe is called:

 

THE BLOOPER SQUAD

 

That's right! The merge tribe is named after the white squid enemy character. Pretty neat, right?

 

During the merge, everyone will play individually (no tribes), and only one player will earn immunity through the weekend challenge, while all other players are eligible to be voted for!

 

Also, any eligible "get highest prediction on X film to secretly receive a new item" kind of items that hasn't been used yet is getting added to Wario's Warehouse effective immediately.

 

Here's the 

IMPORTANT INFORMATION DOSSIER

(Wario's Warehouse | Tribal Council | Weekend Challenge)

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Twist Info

Yoshi has a special announcement to make this Friday; more information coming after tribal on Wednesday.

 

Wario's Warehouse

The Warehouse is officially open for business!

 

Every week, a subset of items will be on sale. Buy a quick boost now, or wait for something better down the road!

 

Red Mushroom - 3 Coins (Gives your weekend predictions a boost of 3%; this can also be used on another tribemate.)

Poison Mushroom - 3 Coins (Decrease a specific player's prediction average by 3%.)

The Boo - 4 Coins (Secretly learn who someone else voted for at tribal council.)

     - players will know you played it, but not who you played it on

Bob-omb - 5 Coins (Pick a 5% range (ex. 65–70%); everyone within that range falls by 5%.)

Double Cherry - 6 Coins (Doubles your vote at tribal council.)

     - you can only use one per tribal

Ice Flower - 6 Coins (Freeze your vote to give yourself an extra vote you can use at a future tribal council)

     - you would play the flower instead of voting; play this at your own risk

Super Leaf - 7 Coins (Swat away the effect of one percentage-decrease item if played against you)

     - you must correctly predict which item is played against you (mushroom, bob-omb, etc.)

Warp Pipe - 7 Coins (Copy another player's unmodified average score and use it as your own.)

1-Up Mushroom - 8 Coins (Submit a second set of predictions)

     - best of two predictions for each film count toward your average score)

 

Message me to buy any item you want, any time to want to buy it. To tell me that you're using an item you've bought, message me by the corresponding prediction deadline of the weekend challenge or tribal council you'll be using it for!

 

Ways to Earn Coins:

Now that we're in the merge...

- Weekend immunity winner gets five coins

- One pity coin for everyone else in weekend challenge

- Five coins for saving yourself at tribal

- Three coins for winning Tuesday immunity

- one coin for voting correctly

- one coin for surviving tribal council 

 

Fancyarcher - 36

Rorschach - 28

DAJK - 27

Asyulus - 22

The Dark Alfred - 22

Ethan Hunt - 20

Jack Sparrow - 19

elcaballero - 16

Goldenhour36 - 11

Agafin - 5

 

TRIBAL COUNCIL - 4th–6th Placers ONLY

Sorry to those who raced with [karts], but you will be sent to Tribal Council. All team members must send me a message with who they wish to vote off the island. However, there is hope. The second immunity challenge is also listed below. Winning the challenge will make you immune from elimination for this week.

 

SECOND IMMUNITY: PREDICT THE FOLLOWING TUESDAY GROSSES OF...

Evil Dead Rise

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Fast X

The Super Mario Bros. Movie

 

Votes are due by Wednesday at 7PM EST.

Second Immunity Predictions are due by Tuesday, May 23rd at 11:59 PM PST.

(I recommend giving your vote alongside your second immunity predictions; you can always change it by Wednesday if you change your mind.)

 

Good luck to all of the tribal attendees!

 

 

WEEKEND CHALLENGE #7

Here's the films you'll predict three-day weekend grosses for next week:

About My Father

Fast X

Kandahar

The Little Mermaid

The Machine

The Super Mario Bros. Movie

You Hurt My Feelings

 

Predictions are due by Thursday, May 25th around 11:59 PM PST. Good luck!

 

Edited May 25, 2023 by SLAM!

[elcaballero]

@DAJK 

[The Dark Alfred]

Wow, very close all around, high scores everywhere. Something tells me this won't be the case next week.

[SLAM!]

@Agafin @Asyulus @Ethan Hunt @Goldenhour36 @Morieris 

 

SLAM!: Good luck with tribal council! Predictions are due by 11:59 PM PST or before posting of Tuesday estimates; votes due Wednesday by 7:00 PM EST!

Volbonan: Bon appetit!

SLAM!: Wow, a fork with eyes and a chef hat.

Volbonan: Try my habanero chicken!

SLAM!: 🥵 IS TOO SPICY!!!

Announcer: Will SLAM! conquer the heat? Tune in next time to find out!

[SLAM!]

@Agafin @Asyulus @Ethan Hunt @Goldenhour36 @Morieris

 

TRIBAL COUNCIL #7

 

Everyone enters the tribal council area.

SLAM!: Welcome, survivors! Now that I've conquered the heat, it's time to commence tribal council, where one of you will become the eight player eliminated from Survivor: Mushroom Kingdom!

Asyulus: Exciting! 😑

Ethan Hunt: Gee, I wonder who's playing mushrooms tonight...

Agafin: 👀

Morieris: Hey before voting begins...

Goldenhour36: Yeah?

Morieris: I was trying to tell you that—

SLAM!: Let's begin the voting! Asyulus, you're up first!

 

 

Everyone votes.

SLAM!: All right, if anyone has an advantage or an immunity idol and you would like to play, now would be the time to do so.

Morieris: (purses her lips)

Asyulus: (blinks like Buster Keaton)

Agafin: ...

Spoiler

 

Agafin: I'm not going down without a fight.

 

 

AGAFIN PLAYS
TWO RED MUSHROOMS

 

 

SLAM!: Alrighty! Here's who won immunity...

Spoiler

 

By a difference of about 2%...

Spoiler

AGAFIN with a modified 94.19%!

 

Ethan Hunt: For context, this is his fourth time winning.

Asyulus: Huh? Fourth time?! You mean like, in a row?!

Morieris: Why. Didn't. You. Tell. Us.

Goldenhour36: 😮

Ethan Hunt: 😈

Agafin: 😐

 

Confessional - Agafin: I am the mushroom man now.

 

 

 

SLAM!: All right, first vote...

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Agafin (does not count)

 

SLAM!: Second vote...

Spoiler

Agafin (does not count)

 

Agafin: (dabs)

 

 

SLAM!: Third vote...

Spoiler

Asyulus

 

SLAM!: Fourth vote...

Spoiler

Goldenhour36

 

SLAM!: The final vote, and its aftermath...

Spoiler

Morieris

 

This vote means that...

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WE HAVE A THREE-WAY TIE.

 

ASYULUS WITH ONE VOTE.

GOLDENHOUR36 WITH ONE VOTE.

MORIERIS WITH ONE VOTE.

THE ELIMINATION WILL BE DECIDED

BY TUESDAY IMMUNITY PREDICTIONS.

 

Asyulus: My underdog edit! It's in jeopardy now!

Morieris: Wait! I have to say it! Goldenhour36—I have feelings for you!

Goldenhour36: You mean the obscure single by R&B singer Xavier Omär?

Morieris: No!! Golden, I—

SLAM!: It's time to reveal the scores. With a top score of 92.31%...

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ASYULUS.

 

YOU ARE SAFE.

 

Asyulus: I'm thinking I'm back!

Goldenhour36: Oh no... A Koopa's going!

Morieris: Golden! 😭 I have feelings for you!

Goldenhour36: ...OH! 😮

SLAM!: By a difference of 89.13% and 71.03%...

Spoiler

 

MORIERIS.

 

You have been eliminated.

 

Everyone looks sadly at Morieris.

Morieris frowns, then brings the torch to SLAM!.

SLAM!: Morieris? The tribe has spoken.

SLAM! snuffs the torch.

Goldenhour36: Hey, wait!

Morieris turns to Goldenhour36.

Goldenhour36: Maybe after the season... We could go to Outback Steakhouse together?

Morieris: 😳

Goldenhour36: 🥴

Morieris: ...How about Olive Garden instead?

Goldenhour36: 😮 Olive Garden?

Morieris: Yeah, cuz Outback's not my thing...

Goldenhour36: I agree actually. Olive Garden's better.

Morieris: More romantic, too.

Goldenhour36: Ah hah hah...

SLAM!: Morieris. It's time to leave.

Morieris: Oh, uh. Bye Golden. 😉

Morieris exits the tribal council area.

 

Confessional - Morieris: (pulls out an invincibility star) I mean, I could've played this, but... What's the fun in that? I'd rather have some emotion from my experience! I didn't win, but I sure had the adventure of a lifetime! I'm rooting for Goldenhour36!

 

Post-Tribal Story Content

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The ten players still in the game (Agafin, Asyulus, DAJK, The Dark Alfred, elcaballero, Ethan Hunt, Fancyarcher, Goldenhour36, Jack Sparrow, and Rorschach) all roast marshmallows together.

Ethan Hunt: A toast... For the merge.

Survivors: For the merge!

They bump the marshmallows together!

 

TO BE CONTINUED...

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited May 25, 2023 by SLAM!

[SLAM!]

@Agafin @Asyulus @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @elcaballero @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @Goldenhour36 @Jack Sparrow @Rorschach

 

Yoshi: Ba-dum! I'm a dinosaur. But I'm not just any dinosaur. I'm Yoshi. And on Friday, sometime after the announcement of Thursday preview numbers, I'm holding a special one-time event to celebrate the merge:

 

 

EGG DROP

 

I will be giving out different-colored Yoshi eggs at a random time on Friday. Each Yoshi egg has an item inside. Every egg has an item inside that could potentially change the game, and many of them have not shown up in the game yet. When the "Egg Drop" is posted at random, you will select an egg by posting in the thread to publicly announce which egg you're choosing, and it's first come first serve. You won't know what's inside your egg until all eggs are selected.

 

You must predict in the weekend challenge to be eligible for picking an egg. You'll still get an egg, but you'll just get the egg that's leftover.

 

Good luck with the weekend challenge, and with the Egg Drop event!

Edited May 25, 2023 by SLAM!

[SLAM!]

@Agafin @Asyulus @Ethan Hunt @Goldenhour36 @Morieris 

 

Correction:

 

”Agafin plays three red mushrooms” was written in error. Only two mushrooms were played! The message has been edited accordingly.

[Morieris]

Hey I got way farther than I thought and _{sure a lot of that was based on people not showing up} but still, I placed the highest one week!

[SLAM!]

@Agafin @Asyulus @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @elcaballero @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @Goldenhour36 @Jack Sparrow @Rorschach

 

Birdo: Heyyyyyyy, you know those predictions are due tonight at 11:59 PM PST or before announcement of Thursday preview numbers, right? Just checkin' boo. 😘

[elcaballero]

Looks to be a pretty hard weekend to predict. 

 

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Hoping I'm not the only one that thinks so. 👀

 

[SLAM!]

@Agafin @Asyulus @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @elcaballero @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @Goldenhour36 @Jack Sparrow @Rorschach

 

Disney dropped the number so it's time for...

 

 

Egg Drop

 

Choose from the list below:

 

RED YOSHI EGG (Asyulus)

ORANGE YOSHI EGG (Agafin)

YELLOW YOSHI EGG (Jack Sparrow)

GREEN YOSHI EGG (DAJK)

BLUE YOSHI EGG (Fancyarcher)

PURPLE YOSHI EGG (Rorschach)

PINK YOSHI EGG (Ethan Hunt)

WHITE YOSHI EGG (Goldenhour36)

BLACK YOSHI EGG (The Dark Alfred)

Safety For The Week (instead of an egg)

- elcaballero takes safety

 

All items have been claimed.

 

Edited May 27, 2023 by SLAM!

[DAJK]

Green

[Fancyarcher]

Blue

[Asyulus]

Red

[SLAM!]

@Agafin @Asyulus @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @elcaballero @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @Goldenhour36 @Jack Sparrow @Rorschach

 

Procedure Amendment

 

Production has decided to tell each players the contents of their egg as soon as they pick their egg, as opposed to waiting for all players to select an egg. Happy egg selecting!

[Rorschach]

Purple

[Ethan Hunt]

Pink egg please 

[The Dark Alfred]

Black

[Goldenhour36]

White

 

[Agafin]

Orange