SURVIVOR MUSHROOM KINGDOM Episode Thirteen: "Luigi's Mansion"

[SLAM!]

@Asyulus @The Dark Alfred @Fancyarcher @Goldenhour36 @Rorschach

 

Luigi: Heyo! Daisy's trapped in a painting in the mansion, but I'm too scared to go after her myself. Whoever gets the painting wins immunity, but be careful! The ghosts inside will use your greatest fears against you!

Rorschach: Thanks for the detailed explanation.

 

Everyone enters the mansion and trails off on their own. We cut to The Dark Alfred first as he enters a room full of spiderwebs!

The Dark Alfred: C'mon, Luigi. This is the opposite of groovy, dude.

The caterpillar on the cover of Super Mario Bros. Wonder suddenly appears.

Caterpillar: Ha ha! That's a nice ear you got there! It'd be a shame if I crawled into it!

The Dark Alfred: Please don't.

The Caterpillar crawls into Dark Alfred ear and starts eating his brain.

Caterpillar: Mmm, this is a tasty brain!

The Dark Alfred: Shoooot, uhhhhhh...

Spoiler

 

The Dark Alfred: I better use this item I got from Misstar, the Heart of Friendship, to bind my score with Rorschach's score. This item matches my score with another player's score, even after mushrooms are used. And I send Rorschach three red mushrooms, too...

 

****

 

Goldenhour36 goes to the garage.

Goldenhour36: I don't know why a painting would be in a garage...

Driver's Ed Ghost: Get in the car, it's time to drive!\

Goldenhour36: Huh?!

The ghost forces Goldenhour36 into the driver's seat.

Driver's Ed Ghost: Let's go for a ride!

Goldenhour36: But... Oh gah... Where's the pedals... I don't know what I'm doing!

Driver's Ed Ghost: Drive, drive, drive!

Goldenhour36 unconfidently drives around the mansion.

 

****

 

Asyulus enters the basement, and he sees a lever is on the ceiling.

Asyulus: How will I get to that lever? I better use this:

Spoiler

 

 

Asyulus: I got this Super Bell from the Yoshi Egg! It allows me to transform into a cat, and then swipe any films I don't want to predict! This week, I'm swiping away Joy Ride, Sound of Freedom, and Super Mario.

 

Asyulus uses the Super Bell and becomes a cat.

Asyulus: My craving for milk has increased exponentially.

Asyulus climbs on the dressers and other furniture to reach the lever. He pulls the lever, and a secret door opens. He sees the red slide from Super Mario 64!

Asyulus: Aw man, I can't slide really well as a cat! But what if I use this...

Spoiler

 

 

Asyulus: I got this Penguin Suit from Kalmar, and it allows me to slide my total score upward to the nearest whole percentage. This could give my score the final push it needs!

 

Asyulus puts on the penguin suit and transforms into a cat penguin monstrosity.

Asyulus: Meep meep meow.

He slides down the slide...

 

****

 

Fancyarcher climbs the roof using a ladder.

Fancyarcher: I don't know why a painting would be on the roof, but I guess it was worth it to check... It's time to go down now...

Seven poison mushrooms rain down on the ladder, knocking it down from the roof and trapping Fancyarcher there.

Fancyarcher: Well, shit.

He breaks into a cold sweat.

 

Confessional - Fancyarcher: C'mon, Asyulus... It's up to you this time...

 

****

 

Rorschach enters the kitchen and is enticed when the refrigerator magically opens on its own.

Rorschach: Ooh, pizza...

He reaches in for pizza, but the refrigerator snatches him and traps him inside.

Rorschach: Shoot... I can't do tight spaces!

He looks down on the pizza and sees Six Red Mushrooms on it.

Rorschach: Oh, this pizza looks familiar now that I think about it...

 

Flashback to before, and during, the challenge.

Rorschach: Okay, so you're sending me three red mushrooms, right?

The Dark Alfred: Yeah. And you want to send yourself three red mushrooms, too?

Rorschach: Yeah. What if it ordered a pizza and had them put our mushrooms on the pizza?

The Dark Alfred: Yeah, and then they could bring it to the mansion and it'd be in the refrigerator.

Rorschach: Okay, let's call the pizza guy.

They call the pizza guy.

Goldenhour36: Hey, I can barely handle driving because it's my greatest fear, but I'm still the pizza guy for some reason.

The Dark Alfred: Good. We need you to deliver the mansion a pizza with all the red mushrooms on it.

Goldenhour36: Uh, okay!

Goldenhour36 drives away from the mansion and crashes into a pizza shop called The Krusty Koopa.

Goldenhour36: One red mushroom pizza with exactly six mushrooms please.

Krusty Koopa Cashier: (Koopa noises)

 

Confessional - The Dark Alfred: Operation Pizza was my idea. It's incredibly convoluted and doesn't make any sense, but at least it'll get us through the episode!

 

Flashback ends. Rorschach eats the pizza and bursts triumphantly out of the refrigerator.

Rorschach: Now where's that Daisy painting... Oh look, there it is!

 

****

 

Asyulus makes it to the bottom of the slide.

Asyulus: Now where's that Daisy painting... Oh look, there it is!

Sure enough, there's another copy of it hanging on the wall.

Asyulus: Meep meep meow, gonna grab it now... Huh?

One poison mushroom lands on Asyulus.

Asyulus: Bleh! Who's responsible for this?

A faint smell of weed appears from the filtration system... Dark Alfred!!

Asyulus: Well, I better grab this painting...

 

****

 

Everyone reconvenes at the mansion entrance, and they save Daisy from the painting.

Luigi: Good work, Survivors. But only one of you can be the winner. Two of you have a painting, but only one of you found the actual painting, and the other one found a counterfeit version. The player with the real painting is...

Spoiler

Asyulus (-3%)	0.90 (😺🐧)
The Dark Alfred (❤️)	0.9236661717
Fancyarcher (-21%)	0.5921911576
Goldenhour36	0.7060046083
Rorschach (+18%)	0.9236661717

 

Rorschach with 92.37%!

 

The heart of friendship means Dark Alfred and Rorschach both have immunity.

 

Interestingly, the one Poison Mushroom placed onto Asyulus by Dark Alfred ended up deciding the winners this time.

 

Asyulus, Fancyarcher, and Goldenhour36, are the only players eligible to be voted for at the next tribal council.

 

 

Here's the

IMPORTANT INFORMATION DOSSIER

Spoiler

Game Info

The next tribal council is your final chance to use items, no matter what happens.

 

Wario's Warehouse

The Warehouse is officially open for business!

 

Every week, a subset of items will be on sale. Buy a quick boost now, or wait for something better down the road!

 

Red Mushroom - 3 Coins (Gives your weekend predictions a boost of 3%; this can also be used on another tribemate.)

Poison Mushroom - 3 Coins (Decrease a specific player's prediction average by 3%.)

The Boo - 4 Coins (Secretly learn who someone else voted for at tribal council.)

     - players will know you played it, but not who you played it on

Bob-omb - 5 Coins (Pick a 5% range (ex. 65–70%); everyone within that range falls by 5%.)

Double Cherry - 6 Coins (Doubles your vote at tribal council.)

     - you can only use one per tribal

Super Leaf - 7 Coins (Swat away the effect of one percentage-decrease item if played against you)

     - you must correctly predict which item is played against you (mushroom, bob-omb, etc.)

Warp Pipe - 7 Coins (Copy another player's unmodified average score and use it as your own.)

1-Up Mushroom - 8 Coins (Submit a second set of predictions)

     - best of two predictions for each film count toward your average score)

 

Message me to buy any item you want, any time to want to buy it. To tell me that you're using an item you've bought, message me by the corresponding prediction deadline of the weekend challenge or tribal council you'll be using it for!

 

Ways to Earn Coins:

Now that we're in the merge...

- Weekend immunity winner gets five coins

- One pity coin for everyone else in weekend challenge

- Five coins for saving yourself at tribal

- Three coins for winning Tuesday immunity

- one coin for voting correctly

- one coin for surviving tribal council 

 

Fancyarcher - 47

Asyulus - 13

The Dark Alfred - 13

Rorschach - 13

Goldenhour36 - 2

 

TRIBAL COUNCIL #13

 

THIS TRIBAL, YOU WILL PREDICT THE FOLLOWING TUESDAY GROSSES OF...

Insidious: The Red Door

Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One

Sound of Freedom

The Super Mario Bros. Movie

 

Predictions are due by Tuesday, July 11th at 11:59 PM PST.

 

Good luck to all of the Bloopers!

 

WEEKEND CHALLENGE #14

Here's the films you'll predict three-day weekend grosses for on the weekend of the 30th:

Elemental

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

Insidious: The Red Door

Joy Ride

Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One

Sound of Freedom

The Super Mario Bros. Movie

 

Predictions are due by Thursday, July 13th around 11:59 PM PST.  Good luck!

 

Edited July 11, 2023 by SLAM!

[SLAM!]

@Asyulus @The Dark Alfred @Fancyarcher @Goldenhour36 @Rorschach

 

SLAM!: Predictions due by 11:59 PM PST or before Tuesday estimates drop… If M:I being a preview makes things wonky then I’ll cut that one and it’ll just be the other three, but do predict its Tuesday gross for now! Votes due tomorrow at 7:00 PM. Good luck!

[SLAM!]

@Asyulus @The Dark Alfred @Fancyarcher @Goldenhour36 @Rorschach

 

TRIBAL COUNCIL #13

 

Everyone takes a seat.

SLAM!: Welcome to tribal council, where one of you will be exiting the game in fifth place.

Rorschach: Enjoy your last tribal while you can, Fancyarcher...

Fancyarcher: Oh, I'll enjoy it. 

Asyulus: Meep meep meow.

Goldenhour36: Meep meep what now?

The Dark Alfred: Looks like the effects of the super bell and penguin suit haven't worn off yet, man.

SLAM!: Okay, thanks for padding out the tribal council's runtime, but now it's time to vote!

Everyone votes.

 

 

SLAM!: If anyone has any items or advantages and would like to play them, now would be the time to do so.

Rorschach: (glares at Fancyarcher)

Fancyarcher: (glares at Rorschach)

The Dark Alfred: ...

 

Item Play #1

Spoiler

 

The Dark Alfred: Here you go.

 

 

The Dark Alfred plays

ONE RED MUSHROOM

on Goldenhour36

 

Goldenhour36: Thanks.

 

 

Item Play #2

Spoiler

 

Rorschach: There's more where that came from!

 

 

Rorschach plays

TWO RED MUSHROOMS

on Goldenhour36

 

Goldenhour36: Thanks.

 

Confessional - Goldenhour36: I only have two coins and couldn't buy anything even if I wanted to, so it's nice to have my friends helping me out!

 

 

Item Play #3

Spoiler

 

 

Rorschach Splits A Double Cherry—

ONE VOTE ASYULUS,

ONE VOTE FANCYARCHER

 

Rorschach: One of you is going home this week. And you can take that to the bank!

(Asyulus and Fancyarcher split a double-GULP!)

 

 

Item Play #4

Spoiler

 

 

 

The Dark Alfred: These are Fire Flowers. I earned the first one through the Week Five special item event, and I earned the second one through the Yoshi Egg event. The Fire Flower allows me to burn away another player's vote. Asyulus and Fancyarcher, I'm very sorry, but for my game, I must burn away both of your votes.

SLAM!: It's official! Neither Asylum's vote nor Fancyarcher's vote will count this time. Their votes won't even be read, and you will be finding out who they voted for after the finale!

Asyulus and Fancyarcher shudder.

 

 

Item Play #5

Spoiler

 

Fancyarcher: Shoot. They're really ganging up on us.

Asyulus: What should we do? You have a lot of coins, right?

Fancyarcher: Let's split it.

Asyulus: No! I have a feeling you'll need all the mushrooms you can get?

Fancyarcher: Well... If you insist.

 

 

Fancyarcher plays

ELEVEN RED MUSHROOMS

On Himself

 

 

Item Play #6

Spoiler

 

 

THE BOWSER BOMB

 

Rorschach: It's time for an explosion.

Rorschach predicts.

Rorschach: My total score is 81%.

SLAM!: That means any player caught in the 20% range of 71%—91% will be caught in the Bowser Bomb's blast.

The Bowser Bomb explodes.

No one's in the range, so nothing happens.

 

 

Item Play #7

Spoiler

 

 

Fancyarcher: Don't worry, Asyulus. I got you.

Asyulus: Wow, thanks!

 

Fancyarcher plays an

INVINCIBILITY STAR

On Asyulus

 

SLAM!: We're bringing out @Jack Sparrow to help explain why Fancyarcher has an invincibility star.

Jack Sparrow enters the arena.

Jack Sparrow: Ahoy, mateys! When I was eliminated, I came across a sign that I had to read.

Flashback of Jack Sparrow reading the note.

Jack Sparrow: "In observance of the secret superstar giveaway twist, please select one player to give your invincibility star." Well, I'll give it to Fancyarcher! 🤪

Dark Alfred: Why Fancyarcher, bruh?

Jack Sparrow: We had a nice bonding experience while driving the Pipe Frame karts!

Fancyarcher, Asyulus, and Jack Sparrow all fist-bump.

 

 

Item Play #8

Spoiler

 

I mean, this would've been a space for Item Play #8 if Goldenhour36 played his idol but, uh, he didn't play it...

 

 

 

SLAM!: All right, here's who won immunity:

Spoiler

Fancyarcher with a modified 130.68%!

 

Fancyarcher: 

 

 

SLAM!: Here is the immunity result's aftermath...

Spoiler

 

Asyulus has immunity.

The Dark Alfred has immunity.

Fancyarcher has immunity.

Rorschach has immunity.

 

Goldenhour36 is the only one without,

so he is eliminated by default.

 

SLAM!: Please grab your torch.

Goldenhour36 presents the torch.

SLAM!: Goldenhour36? I think it's more appropriate tonight to say, "the game has spoken."

SLAM! snuffs the torch.

Goldenhour36: Somebody please, for goodness sake, beat Fancyarcher! All right?

Goldenhour36 exits.

 

Confessional - Goldenhour36: Getting eliminated by default after forgetting to play the invincibility star Mamar gave me is a tough way to go, but hey, fifth place is pretty snazzy! And it's pretty cool that I got fifth place both times I played!

 

SLAM!: Congratulations to Asyulus, The Dark Alfred, Fancyarcher, and Rorschach for making it to the final four of what has proved to be a riveting season of BOT Survivor. From this point on, Wario's Warehouse will be closed, and you will not be allowed to buy or use any items. The final four weekend challenge, final four tribal council, and the final three finale weekend challenge will be the ultimate tests of prediction prowess to determine who this season's Survivor Champion will be! Production wishes all of you good luck in these last few rounds!

 

 

Edited July 13, 2023 by SLAM!

[Goldenhour36]

I was not expecting this much plot twist in this round that I would need to use my star but oh well I did great getting this far.

[SLAM!]

@Asyulus @The Dark Alfred @Fancyarcher @Rorschach

 

Funky Kong: Hey, what’s kickin’? Weekend predicts are due at 11:59 PM PST, though they’ll be accepted until Thursday estimates are posted in the morning. Can you dig it? ✌️

Edited July 13, 2023 by SLAM!