Heretic Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 (edited) I saw this trending on Twitter today, and thought it'd be funny if people posted them here too, seeing as there are SO many you could say. I'll start. "Red hair and a hand-me-down robe? You must be a virgin." "Come on Tom, let's finish this the way we started it, virgins" ''You're not allowed to do virgins outside of school'' "Just because you've got the emotional range of a virgin." "Not my daughter, you virgin!'' Oh, Pottheads. How I love you. Edited April 22, 2012 by Heretic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Creator Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 You're a virgin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noctis Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 (edited) I'm going to bed before either of those virgins come up with another clever idea to get us killed...or worse, expelled. Edited April 22, 2012 by Noctis 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heretic Posted April 22, 2012 Author Share Posted April 22, 2012 "Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the virgins, and above all, virgins that live without love.'' LMAO. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heretic Posted April 22, 2012 Author Share Posted April 22, 2012 "Virgin? After all this time?" "Always" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fanboy Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 ^ "Enemies of the heir beware? You'll be next, virgins." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4815162342 Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 "I don't go looking for virgins. Virgins usually find me.""I like a quiet virgin, you know me.""Ron, we're supposed to show the virgins where to go!""Oh, yeah," said Ron, who had obviously forgotten. "Hey-hey you lot! Virgins!""Ron!""Well, they are, they're twitchy...""I've got two virgins here," said Harry after a while, frowning down on his parchment, "that can't be right, can it?""Aaaah," said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mysical whisper, "when two virgins appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry...""A virgin wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy.""You should write a book translating the mad things girls do so virgins can understand them." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heretic Posted April 23, 2012 Author Share Posted April 23, 2012 :lol: I love these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Creator Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 (edited) "I say there are virgins that don't come off...virgins that never come off, d'you know what I mean?""Virginity is not a sin...But we should exercise caution with our virginity...yes, indeed." - Dumbledore"According to Madam Pomfrey, virginity could leave deeper scarring than almost anything else...""My dear Professor, I've never seen a virgin sit so stiffly." - Dumbledore"I am not paying for some crackpot old virgin to teach him magic tricks!" - Vernon Dursley"Meant ter turn him into a virgin, but I suppose he was so much like a virgin anyway there wasn't much left ter do." - Hagrid"Of all the virgins we could've hit, we had to get the one that hits back." - Ron"Am I a virgin? Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?" - Lockhart"Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a virgin!" - Hermione Edited April 23, 2012 by The Creator 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noctis Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 "You applied first for the Defense Against the Dark Arts post, is that correct?""Yes.""And you were a virgin?""Obviously.""I need to talk to the virgin." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CaptainJackSparrow Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Bump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorschach Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 You're a virgin, Harry.I'm a what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
