Smurfs: The Lost Village | April 7, 2017 | Demi Lovato, Rainn Wilson and Mandy Patinkin | Julia Roberts joins as a female smurf named Smurfwillow

[robertman2]

1 hour ago, YourMother said:

Smurf me up the Smurf.

Your mom is a Smurf

[YM!]

Just now, Fate of the Robertman2 said:

Your mom is a Smurf

Smurf off.

[robertman2]

4 minutes ago, YourMother said:

Smurf off.

What the Smurf did you just Smurfing say about me, you little Smurf? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Smurf Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the Smurf out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my Smurfing words. You think you can get away with saying that Smurf to me over the Internet? Think again, Smurfer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Smurf. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re Smurfing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Smurf off the face of the continent, you little Smurf. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your Smurfing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you Smurf idiot. I will Smurf fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re Smurfing dead, kiddo.

Edited April 7, 2017 by Fate of the Robertman2

[Arlborn]

[YM!]

2 hours ago, Fate of the Robertman2 said:

What the Smurf did you just Smurfing say about me, you little Smurf? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Smurf Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the Smurf out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my Smurfing words. You think you can get away with saying that Smurf to me over the Internet? Think again, Smurfer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Smurf. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re Smurfing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Smurf off the face of the continent, you little Smurf. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your Smurfing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you Smurf idiot. I will Smurf fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re Smurfing dead, kiddo.

Jokes on you. My life has become a cruel, Smurfing joke. You need to the get the Smurf out of your Smurfhole, and shut the smurf up!

[Hiccup23]

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Edited April 7, 2017 by Hiccup23